Pak Armed Forces vs. Pakistan

kumar: please help your brother Mohar with come up a clever response. I have faith that between the two of you, you should be able to come up with something not totally boring. Dont let me down!!

shishapa #172 I believe Advani had the same idea as you in 1998. :-) He could not have provided greater service to Pakistan when he blew those bombs. ha! ha! As I said, with Indians like Advani (and before that Indra Gandhi) as enemies, Pakistan doesnt need any friends.

As for manmohan: manmohan to apna hi bachha hai. potohar kay khetoN ki pedawaar!! He doesnt even confuse his `z` and `j`s like you just did.

Re: # 174

Tahmad32ji,

No problems, I read you wanted to be homogenized, so I thought, what luck, there
is a sardarji already. But if you are not ready, no problem, there will be more Sardarjis
around later.

Accha, Potoharka beta? I guess he misunderstood in `47, he would hung around probably.

Aur border ke iss par, `j` hi kehtay hain.
Kya ab aap logo ne Urdu ka bhi theka leke rakhakha hai?

Re# 162
young sardar ji too, in the background (with a goofy smile on), seems to be appreciating the ``joke`` alot.....
thank god for indian army was there to rescue (ex)pakistanis from the clutches of pak. army..

#164
Tauheed sahib,

That was brilliant!

Devilishly devious and twisted, but brilliant! (You should consider a secondary occupation as a motivational speaker!)

However, need I remind you that the topic is – Pakistani army!

You know those folks! Aap ke pyare bhai jaan! Sabhie ke sahare!

Bil-kul dulare! Barre dil wale! (Pata naheen kaun le gaya woh dulhaniya!)

Don’t look sideways, now!

Aap itnaa khauf kyun khate hain – mulak ke itne bare humdarad logon se?

Relax! There is no way they can get to you – you are forever beyond those grabbing paws – for you do not represent power!

You are one eve who will never be teased by them – what to say of getting molested?!

Rest assured on it – that butt will never be bounced by those beautiful boot-babies!

Re: #164

OUCH!!! That picture hit the bullseye....

;-)

You gotta admire Arjun`s efficiency. One deftly selected line, one small picture or a perfectly sourced article is all it takes to set them off. Listen to them....this is just too easy.

Mohar Moron: I know you are sitting there trying to come up with a clever response. But all that comes out is: ``whine...whine...whine...look what Closet Mullah32 said...whine...whine...whine...``

I will not tolerate such stupidity on chowk!! Nor accept stupidity as an excuse!! Get your act together and come back with a clever response!!

Re: # 169 closet mullah 32
[...come back with a clever response...]

Sure sweetie - if that`s what you want, that`s what you will get... hold on to your bu!tt - here comes the ``clever repsonse``..... :)))

kaptain #165 thank you, kaptaan sahib. Kindly observe Specimen #3, Sri Ramnath Mohar11. Notice the smoke smoldering from him. :-)

mohar: So, what part of my post didnt you understand? Or is the claim to being stupid your last defense?

arjun: It is indeed a good sardarji joke. :-) Sardar Ji helps Pakistan become a more homogenous and manageable country, while turning 50 million bengalis from enemies to friends for Pakistan. And spurring Pakistan to get the nuclear bomb to make neutralize once and for all India`s ``strength`` in having a massive population.

Sardar Ji thinks he won the battle, but in fact ended up helping Pakistan win the war. ha! ha!

and wait, there is more. With Indian dreams of overunning Pakistan shattered once and for all due to the nuclear bomb, Indian nuts have no option but to seek peace. And sardar jees and Pakistanis are best pals again.

So, singlehandedly, Indians brilliantly ensured that their dreams of mahabharat would end where the Pakistan border begins, and they also ensured that the millions of bengalis as well as the millions of sikhs would switch from being enemies to best pals of Pakistan.

Like I said, with enemies like Indians, who needs friends. ha! ha!

Re: # 164

Tahmad32ji,

Good News!!!
There is a sardarji at the helm once again.
I think he can help you become even more homogenized and managable.
Baluchi, Sindhi, Shia, Ahmadi nikal jaayenge to jara aur bhi homog(enized) ho jaogay.
Khayal kaisa hai?
Jara usay aajmaankay to dekho, I think he would not let you down.

Re: # 164

well said..and well placed..

and the Sikh Yatrees.are increasing manifold every year..which also suggests that Sikhs regret living on the other side where the pasture is not so green..;)..

accession..of the Sikhs is inevitable with Pakistan..thus the 3% population of India is not that much but the military of India consists of more than 75% Sikhs..

thus when they defect..in-house..there is a big void into which India has to fall some day and hard..*BANG*..*BANG..*BOMB*..

thus the military which India proudly feeds..is already Pro Pakistan..so keep your nuclear arsenal safe..otherwise..*BOOM*..*BOOM*..i hear already..

and believe me..filling that 75% ozone-laye-like-ruptured void in the military populace in one day..would be not easy...get Aishwarya as the Ad manager and brand manager...
that might save you some sweat...

Mama Gee..call this a dream..but those who dream big..are not pestered so easily by mosquitos..hahahaha..

Re: # 165 kap

here is another paki hallucinating under the pain of the kick that arjun mian administered .... what`s up with pakis and their interminable hallucinations?.... it`s never-ending, one after another... 1 paki = 10 hinuds, 72 houris and 65 gilmans, kashmir banega pakistan..... and now sikh banega pakistan.....
:)))

Ref#153

Dear Kaptain

Goodman the laltain.

You seem too like Sikh jokes. Here is one for you and Tehmat.

Tehmat, Kapitan and Banta boarded the plane from London to New York. Banta was going to NY to meet his friend Santa Singh. Tehmat and Kapitain were going to NY to select new Terrorist Targets.

By chance Banta got the aisle seat and Tehmat and Kaptain got the two seats next to Banta near the window. As soon Banta settled down his seat he took off his shoes and sat cosily and started exchanging pleasentaries with Tehmat and Kaptain. When he realised these two clowns from Pakistan Banta became very happy.

After half an hour Tehmat stood up and try to go towords the Airhostess in the kitchen. Banta said `Bhappay kithay chalay ho?`.

Tehmat said `Janab coca cola lain ja reya`.

Banta said `Bhappay tusi ithay baitho, main tuadday vastay coca le ke aanda`

When Banta was gone to fetch coke, Tehmat spat in his shoes.

After another 15 minute Kaptain stood up to get the coke and Immidiatly Banta offered his services again. And again this time Kaptain spat in Banta`s shoes.

After an hour now Banta wanted to go to the toilet, so he try to wear his shoes.

As soon as he put his foot in the shoe he realised what Tehmat and Kaptain have done.
Banta became very emotional and said ``Bhappay assi Hindustani te Pakistani kadon tak inj neech harkata karday ra ge. Kadon tak ik dujay de bootan vich thukday ra ge. Kadon tak ik dujay de Coca cola vich peshab karday ra ge.`

HEre`s a sardarji joke the pakis might appreciate..