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HP-

``April is not over yet.....``

You have used up your bluff on April Fool once.............and you made a fool of yourself before everyone at that time...........remember? ..............now wake up before the Mr. Hyde part of your split personality catches up on your Dr. Jekyll.............

#89 by arjun_m

Kanjar chorrha is upset…a mad Hindu is a dead Hindu…

#88 by ballukhan

Ballu marasi,
April is not over yet…then a full month of May… which city you live in? This summer is going to be hot in India!

Iss bum kay tukra hazzar hoaay
Koi yehan phatta, koi wahan phatta

Re: # 3
Watch Kaante for this where the theory is explained before the plot..



And the head detaches itself first..then the bomb explodes..
The detachment is supported by rocket propelled..ignition which immediately takes flight..and the fissile material then acts like a grenade..

does that sound..stupid..?? or logical..??

Re: # 89

Mr.Arjun stop personal attacks.You do not know HP in person and if you know then settle outside. This place is for PKISTAN related things. You are not welcome honestly but as India has become ``problem`` so you are tolerated. I will like more contribution from friendly countries like Iran, Afghan, B.Desh, KSA. IRAQ etc. Why you do not start new news paper for Indians and your Tamasha in that. Your hate crude paste is not welcome. You are very very partial so not welcome. You look to problems differently. Now there some problems and little problems means big problems I know that but we know that and supreme leadership is paying attention and it takes time to solve problems as code coolie you must know that. Even bill gets can not do all things right at first shot. And there is problem with EXpaks as they just like you look at our problems with microscope and microscopic problems occur to appear as Mega Problems.While india has more problems but you look at reversed telescope and they appear really small. I do not like you making fun of hard working people whether they drive bullock carts ( like in India- 95% of indian transport, its little I have inflated but still people doing that or pulling three wheelers by people) or computer coolies. This all not good profession just way to fill tummy and have good sleep. So what is special about bad thing of driving taxies etc. In fact all worlds- west london to tokoyo taxis is controlled by Punjabis and people of world are happy for professional driving. Now you should worry soon Indian will be fired from jobs as high teck is down, as code will be written by big computer machines while taxies will never driven by machines. Also all west is mad as indian are usurping white collar jobs and people are mad about India and so soon big Indian ``kickout`` is coming. I am very sad about that as those poor Indians will what do back at home. Sorry indians. I do not enjoy of india diving in poverty as already 80% indians in all towns are living on streets and have no food to eat. I feel sad when I look at underweight indian men, women children, even young man and women suffering from lack of food, lack of Iron in blood problem ( I forgot name recently one person here and was told to eat food) in people which affects brain permanebtly leading to underdevelopment in mental department. Please look in pictures how emancipated pathetic indians look compared to well fed punjabis from lahore. We have problems of over eating , senseless gorging on fatty foods ( Halava) etc and those of problems of excess especially in young people man and women. So this has created problem at 25 women loose figure and men loose figure at 28. This problem is there but can be tackled by self decipline and exercise. Here men do not care about their own figures but they want their women to keep by exercise does not work. But India has other way problems of no food . They have no flesh on body all bone like Mr. Gandhi but I feel sorry for all. I hope they get food and feel better. So there is no joy, we are sick due to too much food anf your India is suffering due to lack food. Both bad but it is better to have problems of excessive food than lack of food.
Why you criticize taxi drivers, every body when child wants to become passanger train driver or driver of airmachine , or ship driving captain, so basically all are dumb jobs is it not so what about that. You are not rational. Its all same only your mean attitude make you to see difference in objective reality of subjective world. I do not hate India like you hake Pakistan. I do not critic India but if some thing is good I say wah and about bad things let it go, how I am to critisize when I do not do any thing good to India by doing something like denoting money etc. More you cricize your enemy more foolish you become.
And do not make fun of hardworking people, they may be deported that does not mean they are criminal or terrorist of AL Q solders etc. Just simple people working hard to earn doolars for family as things are not good back home just like all other people who are deported.
They do bound hands to seat as americans are mean people and hard on poor poor pakistanis as usual. But they let them go to bathroom but in order as there are few toilets on airmachine as you may know ( Unless you just walked to usa like your anarchist Mohata on sea) so they allow people one after other just like they give Chalan in Kachheri ok. Nothing special. Only when they approach Karachi or I-Bad they are not allowed as its landing time and toilet not occupied. Just you have to raise hand and tell them then they will let you go to toilet. I heard on radio here all this ordeal. But people have have to go through as Americans are mean people specially when pakistan has handed thousands of Terrorists to usa and when they are front state , with war on terror.
Any way your contribution is not liked by even 1 irpian. It good morning and wish you good luck though you wish us to bad calamities like bombings and violence and earthquakes.
I better watch nice sky than you hate. Bye goodmorning and good luck.

#86 by alimustafakhan

..hang around and contribute..its all good fun. Dont mind good-ol HP..he is just guilty about usurping his sindhi neighbors kothi in Sukkur ;-)

don`t blame HP...what`s he to do..the poor cab driver is probably pissed at some Indian It guy who rode his cab and didn`t tip him enough..then there`s the ever-present threat of being deported to Pakiland because he`s a paki..i heard the deportation flight isn`t very comfortable...they tie the paki up in chains and don`t let them go to the bathroom too often..

That ha$a&* Pakistani (HP) is a closet jehadi and probably as dangerous as an `educated` mullah omar or OBL.................he has already infilterated the western world and is waiting for the opportune moment to subvert the war on terror................he knows rightly that the next war on terror would be fought in Pakistan and he and his jehadi friends would certainly be blasted out off his rat hole by those bunker bombs from Indian forces...............

Syed Ahmed Bukhari Saheb is probably correct.......the IM know it very well that those who blasted bombs in the temples are also the same elements who planted bombs in Jama Masjid.................all roots to this terror get connected to Pakistan...............and we all know it from the clear pronouncements from the `educated` Pakistanis that they would like to see communal riots in India and the world over and they can always claim that it is their `internal problem`!!!
Pakistan is clearly the a frontline state whose citizens sponsor terrorism worldwide .......it is time we cut out this crap.......

I joined chowk today and I live in London, but living here has made me realise one thing. The Germans, French and English have been on war with each other throughout history. There history is so blood ridden that we cant even imagine. Even with so much blood they have come to live with each other not only in harmony but as partners. While we Hindus and Muslims in India have lived together for so long, and we are ready to kill each, infact some of us actually look out for an excuse to trouble the other community. This tit for tat game has to stop. Neither Hindus nor Muslims are going anywhere, they have to live together, so either we can make peace or keep shedding blood in an absolutely unessential way.

When these imbecilic maniacs attacked Varanasi, I knew there would be a response. Lo and Behold there it is. I believe that Muslims should apply some sense and stop this idocity immidietly. The words of Iqbal come to my mind....

Mazhab nahin sikhata, aapas mein bair rakhna,
Hindi hain hum vatan hai, hindustan hamara.

Inspite of this I believe all is not lost. I believe in secular India. I am a Muslim and Hindus have helped me so many times, and the same goes for me. Till the time we keep helping each other, doing small favours for each other regardless of our religious backgrouds, I know secular India will survive. And this ragingly stupid culutre of tit for tat will end.

Bye for now... Ali

(As the curtain rises over what looks like a bomb-blast site, a devastated HP is seen clutching the bottle – paying no heed to pleadings of his well-wishers.)

HP (to bottle): “Main tootke sanam aise hi tujhe chaahoongi
Teri aankhon se kabhi door nahin jaaoongi
Kasam hai tujhko mere saajna mohabbat ki
Main saath phero ke saato wachan nibhaaoongi”

BJ (to HP): “Tujhe pyaar se dekhne waala
Tujhe apna samajhne waala
Ek dil hai, ek dil hai, ek dil hi to hai
Mera dil hai, mera dil hai, mera dil hi to hai”

Chowk (to HP): “Budtameezi pe tum aa gaye to
Hum shareefon ka phir kya hoga
Hai sheeshe ka ghar tumhaara
Maara patthar to phir kya hoga”

HP (to chowk): “Naachoon naachoon, na na na naachoon
Aankh milaaoongi, aankh churaaoongi
Dil dhadkaaoongi, hosh udaaoongi
Ae, sab ko mana loongi, sab ruth gaye to kya
Main naachoon bin paayal, ghunghroo toot gaye to kya”

(Chowkees collapse in dismay. The wail of ambulance sirens is heard in distance. Muscle men from the insane asylum arrive.)

Chowk (to HP): “Halki Halki Mulakaate Thi
Door Door Se Baatein Thi
Dheere Dheere Kya Ho Gaya Hai Main Kya Kahoon”

HP (to chowk): “Kyon Ladkhadaye Dhadkan
Kyon Thar Tharayen Tan Mann
Kyon Hosh Mera Kho Gaya Hai Main Kya Kahoon
Kuch Naa Kaho Kuch Naa Kaho
Kuch Naa Kaho Kuch Naa Kaho”

(Musclemen snatch away HP’s bottle and pack him off.)

HP (missing his bottle): “Auron Ko Pilate Rehte Hain
Aur Khud Pyaase Reh Jaate Hai
Yeh Peene Waale Kya Jaane
Paimanon Pe Kya Guzari Hai”

(Ambulance takes HP away.)

Kids always liked those little kids’ shoes that blink as they walk, but we know of one bum criminal who should have thought things through a little more. On April 14, 1993, police in Patna ceeeety, Bihar easily tracked an accused drug dealer after he bolted and ran into the woods late at night. He was wearing athletic shoes equipped with battery-operated flashing lights.

After parole, he goes by beej the bum....

I came up with a more accurate version to capture HP`s frame of mind on this whole issue of the bomb blasts:

(Enter HP)

HP: “Barssat ke mausam mein
Tanhai ke aalum mein
Main ghar se nikal aya
Boa-ttal bhi utha laya
Zinda hoon to jee-ne do
Barsaat mein pee-ne do
Bomb phoot-te rehtey hon
Bomb phoot-te jayenge
Dum chhoot bhi jaye to
Hum phoot ke royenge!
Bus ek baar apne
Haathon se pee lene do
Mar-ne do un logon ko
Aur bus hame jee-ne do!”

(Collapses in drunken stupor)

Neti,
Okay here is another variation...

Iss bum(bj) kay tukray hazar hoi
Koi yehan gira, koi wahan gira!

Koi yehan gira, koi wahan gira!

#80 Netizen

Yes, I heard the squeak! Even though it was off-key and sounded bored!

Or perhaps that was the sound of HP dahling screaming in agony as he ran away - leaving a trail of tears when suddenly confronted with the unpleasantest of the facts - or perhaps somebody offered him free booze!

Or perhaps the editors were beating their collective heads against their screens - ye kaisa jamanaa aaa gaya hai!

I am even worried that the rooh of Janab Ghalib may simply decide to pay a visit and exact revenge! Creating its own dhamaka and putting us all in our rightful places!!

Koi yahan giraa, koi wahan gira!

Re: # 79

``I think the Mirza is even safer now - now that you are brandishing that pen! ``

sorry, there was no pen only a mouse and a key board :)

#78 Netizen

Zen muni,

I think the Mirza is even safer now - now that you are brandishing that pen!