Saving Pakistan with the Constitution

#155 by nasah

Ama yaar, Mushy IS a dictator and I have been less than kind to him in the past.

But let’s face it – Pakistani guys will tear each others to shreds, if it were not for the restraining arms of the khakis.

Groups like ARD show up like bubbles in Pakistani politics. They are single agenda-driven and disappear so quickly that if you blink – you are likely to miss them.

Who would you rather have? The mullahs, the BB, or the Sharif – the first gave Pakistan the Taliban, the second Mr. ten-percenter, and the last one also did some crappy stuff (which I have forgotten).

Calling folks names does not get you anywhere – you need to question the support structure which builds such people up and sustains them, and upon their downfall sends in others to play exactly the same roles.

And rest assured, GWB had nothing to do with any of this stuff.

MMA on one side and Musharraf on the other -- are hell bent on dividing and destroying the opposition alliance ARD.

The MMA is a fifth column planted by the army to disrupt the alliance -- its outrageous opposition to even a token reform of women`s rape bill -- that is removing the clause of the necessity for 4 `piously` depraved Muslims voyeurs to watch the woman being raped -- if no Mullah saw the rape -- no rape -- it was ADULTRY committed by the raped woman!

This game by the MMA -- can only be interpreted as trying to bust the ARD from within.

Because that bearded donkey Fazooloo must know very well that Benazir Bhutto and her PPP -- CAN NEVER EVER support -- that laannti primitive barbaric disgusting requirement of 4 Muslim witnesses -- to keep the alliance together.

Now we hear that Musharraf the `progressive` crusader for the `rights` of rape victims like Mukhtaran Mai and Dr Shazia -- is offering Benazir Bhutto the reins of government -- if PPP will support the government reforms.

Shujaat and the shariati nawab Nawaz Sharif apparently have no qualms in riding the MMA mules -- in aping the MMA monkeys on rape law -- if they can get together as one PML party.

But -- and this is a humungously BIG BUT -- there is extreme PERIL awaiting both Nawaz Sharif -- and most of all -- for Benazir Bhutto -- in the Machiavellian maneuverings of MMA-Musharraf.

Nawaz Sharif should not sacrifice that Charter of Democracy that he signed with Benazir Bhutto with so much fanfare -- for getting together with that ordained opportunist Shujaat.

And Benazir MUST not bolt the ARD for sharing the throne with that back--stabbing drowning King Musharraf -- howsoever breathless she may become for the dangling diamond of her prime ministership.

Instead both Benazir and Nawaz should jump off the unworthy back of the MMA mule -- and with their combined strength PUSH that mule over the bridge into the Chenab river....for good -- never to look back again......

....... and VOTE with Shaukat Aziz -- on the reformed rape law -- then go back to the opposition.

Mian Uno and All interactors,

I apologize to anybody who is hurt by my harsh words. I have the best wishes for the people of Pakistan.

But NEVER ask me to go easy on the personalities that brought our people to this pass – especially the vamp and his cohorts – who should have known better!

NEVER in a lifetime!

Or ANY lifetime!

So, the vamp shall never escape and any defenders of the vamp are fair chow!

I think Pakistan should reform its educational system so the learning closely matches their day-to-day job requirements.

Suggested Freshman year courses:

PSYCH 101: How to Lick Khaki Boots.

PSYCH 102: How to Bed you Local Jihadi (For ladies only)

PSYCH 103: The Best Part of Denial

PSYCH 104: Flushing Your Constitution: the Secret to Healthy Living

given that i have something indians will never have - i.e. class, i am going to end this right now. plus all the khayali pulao being made here is made very hungry.

#150
[say a prayer for jinnah ]

Absolutely. They should get into line for saying their prayers. But no cutting in. Make sure you wait for your turn....

Right behind Dr. Naz.

Right behind the lady doctor.

And right behind the Mai.

....

Be patient, now. Your turn can not be very far behind!

i think every pakistani should look at indians here and then say a prayer for jinnah to thank him for what he has achieved.

#147 Uno
[bollywood actresses ]

I thought that for you, Manto, and others like him - male AND female - the only true excitement comes from dreaming of the vamp!

Who procured it all for you guys and gals!

The vamp`s way - the Pakistani way. Put up a picture of the vamp, then....

Ready,

Set.

Orgasm!!!

I think every Pakistani must remember the vamp tomorrow, take a good look around and thank him from the bottom of his/her heart for what he has ``given`` him/her.

And keeps ``giving`` till today.

bollywood actresses better get used to some humping. i am about to visit mumbai.

#145 Uno

[indians lived through 1000 years of occupation. ]

Yaar, but it is a new experience for you guys! Thank your vamp pimp profusely!

And start getting used to some serious humping!

As well as huffing and puffing!

You guys have had 60 years to get used to it - it`s about time now!

indians lived through 1000 years of occupation. they are used to eating khayali pulao. eases the pain of reality.

#143

[...some dunda...]

Yaar, but nothing compared to what he did to you guys!

Dunda....Bangladesh! Aaa-ouch!

Dunda....Sindh! Aaa-ouch!

Dunda....NWFP! Aaa-ouch!

And continues to do to this day...

Dunda....Mushy! Aaa-ouch!

Dunda....Mullah! Aaa-ouch!

Hai, hai!

Iss rump mein dun-dey hazaar hue
Koi yahan ghussa, koi wahan ghussa...

jinnah has inserted some dunda up the collective indian ass. seems the hurt is still strong nearly 60 years after his death.

#141 Uno

[ask yourself the side the likes of asma jehangir and hoobhoys would be taking if they had been alive on sep 11, 1946.]

They would probably be on the side of common sense – certainly not the vamp pimp! But will be too scared to say it out aloud.

And these nuggets from the vamp’s speech:

[… That unity we, as true Muslims, must jealously guard and preserve.]

O what a secular the vamp makes! (And somebody ought to clarify if Manto would be considered a ``true`` Muslim by the vamp, or not.)

[…. the Indian press, …. now trying to disrupt Pakistan from within by insidious propaganda aimed at setting brother Muslim against brother Muslim?]

Sure, blame it on the Indians, then wonder why generation after generation of the Pakistani crooks (oops, I mean “leaders”) in khaki and in civilian clothes, continued to develop that “enemy” mentality.

[… This is the only way in which we can raise Pakistan rapidly and surely to its proper, worthy place in the comity of nations...]

I think it is already half-way there!

sep 11 is here. it is the saddest day in the history of pak because this is the date of jinnah`s death anniversary. his message however still lives especially his warnings now that haters of pakistan are exploiting the new found freedom granted by mush to spread all sorts of misinformation.

jinnah had warned against these people - people who had been against pak from day 1. these days these people hide behind the guise of liberalism - guise of human rights. ask yourself the side the likes of asma jehangir and hoobhoys would be taking if they had been alive on sep 11, 1946.

from jinnah speech to bengalis - waste of a good speech. i urge pakistanis to read this paragraph in full:

``..But this language controversy is really only one aspect of a bigger problem--that of provincialism. I am sure you must realize that in a newly-formed State like Pakistan, consisting moreover as it does of two widely separated parts, cohesion and solidarity amongst all its citizens, from whatever part they may come, is essential for its progress, nay for its very survival. Pakistan is the embodiment of the unity of the Muslim nation and so it must remain. That unity we, as true Muslims, must jealously guard and preserve. If we begin to think of ourselves as Bengalis, Punjabis, Sindhis etc. first and Muslims and Pakistanis only incidentally, then Pakistan is bound to disintegrate. Do not think that this is some abstruse proposition: our enemies are fully alive to its possibilities, which I must warn you they are already busy exploiting. I would ask you plainly, when political agencies and organs of the Indian press, which fought tooth and nail to prevent the creation of Pakistan, are suddenly found with a tender conscience for what they call the `just claims` of the Muslims of East Bengal, do you not consider this a most sinister phenomenon? Is it not perfectly obvious that, having failed to prevent the Muslims from achieving Pakistan, these agencies are now trying to disrupt Pakistan from within by insidious propaganda aimed at setting brother Muslim against brother Muslim? That is why I want you to be on your guard against this poison of provincialism that our enemies wish to inject into our State. There are great tasks to be accomplished and great dangers to be overcome: overcome them we certainly shall but we shall do so much quicker if our solidarity remains unimpaired and if our determination to march forward as a single, united nation remains unshaken. This is the only way in which we can raise Pakistan rapidly and surely to its proper, worthy place in the comity of nations....``