Ahmer Muzammil January 17, 2007
#235 Posted by subhashjoshi on January 21, 2007 8:45:24 am
Re: # 230 Mohar
The more interesting story is that of how he was conceived by his mother Anjanaa, and why he is called the son of Wind (Pavan-putra) when his ``biological`` father was actually Lord Shiva.
The more interesting story is that of how he was conceived by his mother Anjanaa, and why he is called the son of Wind (Pavan-putra) when his ``biological`` father was actually Lord Shiva.
#234 Posted by subhashjoshi on January 21, 2007 8:42:14 am
Re: # 228
Why drag Hindu idols (hanuman, Genesha etc) into this? At least they make good adornments on walls and corners, that`s what they are to me, at least. Your (OK, not your) Muhammad mian doesn`t amount to even that much.
Why drag Hindu idols (hanuman, Genesha etc) into this? At least they make good adornments on walls and corners, that`s what they are to me, at least. Your (OK, not your) Muhammad mian doesn`t amount to even that much.
#233 Posted by mohar11 on January 21, 2007 8:40:14 am
Re: # 229
Don`t be so sure... too many ``good muslims`` who are not wahabis have ended up strapping dynamite belts... I mean - look at zeemax, he is hardly wahabi - but he has a couple of dynamite belts in his basement, waiting for the right moment...
Naqshbandi is a border-line case... he can go either way... so watch out... :)
Don`t be so sure... too many ``good muslims`` who are not wahabis have ended up strapping dynamite belts... I mean - look at zeemax, he is hardly wahabi - but he has a couple of dynamite belts in his basement, waiting for the right moment...
Naqshbandi is a border-line case... he can go either way... so watch out... :)
#232 Posted by Naqshbandi on January 21, 2007 8:33:37 am
Re: # 203
There may be more to beatings and spankings and paddlings than we know.
True. Who knows what kinds of kinky things the chowk ladies get up to. I think all this protesting is a bluff. You know they love it really!
There may be more to beatings and spankings and paddlings than we know.
True. Who knows what kinds of kinky things the chowk ladies get up to. I think all this protesting is a bluff. You know they love it really!
#230 Posted by mohar11 on January 21, 2007 7:52:49 am
Re: # 228
Hey hey - you keep hanuman mian out of this... the flying super-monkey was all about saving women from bad people... hanuman mian was everything that muhammad mian was not...
But he got a fish[a mermaid actually] pregnant... ask me how?... :)
Hey hey - you keep hanuman mian out of this... the flying super-monkey was all about saving women from bad people... hanuman mian was everything that muhammad mian was not...
But he got a fish[a mermaid actually] pregnant... ask me how?... :)
#229 Posted by hamidm2 on January 21, 2007 7:17:00 am
Re: # 226
naqsh,
...... unlike the angry wahabis on this forum, you are a good muslim who is worth saving ........... it would be an honor to imbibe bari-imam`s finest bhang with you and then whirl until we are dizzy ..........
naqsh,
...... unlike the angry wahabis on this forum, you are a good muslim who is worth saving ........... it would be an honor to imbibe bari-imam`s finest bhang with you and then whirl until we are dizzy ..........
#228 Posted by hamidm2 on January 21, 2007 6:56:41 am
Re: # 216
abu-safwaan (ra),
.... whoa ! ....... i guess you are justified in calling me a pimp and my daughters whores because i compared you to the despicable and spineless man who betrayed his own people and gods .......... i apologize for the indiscretion - it was just a knee jerk reaction to your abhorrent handle ......
............ having said that, i would like to point out that i have never, ever, dragged any one`s family into a discussion even though many people have often maligned my grandma, my mother and poor mrs hamidm and my lovely daughters ........... of course i have no respect for false prophets like muhammad mian, and flying monkeys like hanuman mian, but then they are public figures who have left themselves open to ridicule with their silly antics ........... same goes for your namesake, abu sufwaan - it is a historical fact that the man was a debauched knave and a letch who slept around and would do anything for a buck ............ for the life of me i cannot understand why anyone would insist on adopting his name - but then there are people who name their sons osama ............
abu-safwaan (ra),
.... whoa ! ....... i guess you are justified in calling me a pimp and my daughters whores because i compared you to the despicable and spineless man who betrayed his own people and gods .......... i apologize for the indiscretion - it was just a knee jerk reaction to your abhorrent handle ......
............ having said that, i would like to point out that i have never, ever, dragged any one`s family into a discussion even though many people have often maligned my grandma, my mother and poor mrs hamidm and my lovely daughters ........... of course i have no respect for false prophets like muhammad mian, and flying monkeys like hanuman mian, but then they are public figures who have left themselves open to ridicule with their silly antics ........... same goes for your namesake, abu sufwaan - it is a historical fact that the man was a debauched knave and a letch who slept around and would do anything for a buck ............ for the life of me i cannot understand why anyone would insist on adopting his name - but then there are people who name their sons osama ............
#227 Posted by Naqshbandi on January 21, 2007 5:13:34 am
i was hoping some of you ladies would rise to the bait of my post 192 but alas...
#226 Posted by Naqshbandi on January 21, 2007 5:10:08 am
Re: # 204
hamidm...i have never been to Bari Imam`s blessed mazar sharif but will do so next time i am in pakistan! btw i am not/ never was/nor will be a hardened wife-beater and nor am i , i hope, a snivelling fool! the only type of slapping i believe in is chicken slapping...
i dont know what got into me--i just felt like taking the piss out of zeena but all my efforts were wasted because she`s too thick to understand!
if i am ever in the US or you`re in the UK or we`re both in Stanland at the same time i def would like to meet up with you! why don`t you email me at asifjuk@gmail.com?
hamidm...i have never been to Bari Imam`s blessed mazar sharif but will do so next time i am in pakistan! btw i am not/ never was/nor will be a hardened wife-beater and nor am i , i hope, a snivelling fool! the only type of slapping i believe in is chicken slapping...
i dont know what got into me--i just felt like taking the piss out of zeena but all my efforts were wasted because she`s too thick to understand!
if i am ever in the US or you`re in the UK or we`re both in Stanland at the same time i def would like to meet up with you! why don`t you email me at asifjuk@gmail.com?
#225 Posted by Naqshbandi on January 21, 2007 5:04:54 am
Re: # 208
Urstruly those couplets are beautiful! Allah bless Allama Iqbal and Allah bless you and guide you to the Ahle sunnat ;-) ;-)
BTW I wrote a whole series of translations of poems which Iqbal has done about women but chowk didn`t publish it!
Urstruly those couplets are beautiful! Allah bless Allama Iqbal and Allah bless you and guide you to the Ahle sunnat ;-) ;-)
BTW I wrote a whole series of translations of poems which Iqbal has done about women but chowk didn`t publish it!
#224 Posted by bjkumar on January 21, 2007 4:15:44 am
My dear Zeena,
I am crushed and demolished at your loss of faith in my inability to ``beat up`` women on this board. Perhaps I need to consider that sanyas, long-sought by everybody else at chowk on my behalf, after all.
PS:
When Ms. Saimarana got my first note (in #156), I was ignorant of her gender - not that the knowledge of such detail would probably have made much difference.
#223 Posted by zeemax on January 21, 2007 1:48:28 am
#222 by abu_safwaan
abu_safwaan, I hope your visit to Brazil to set up the cellular towers was a success. Welcome back.
Why I remember that, when noone else did, is because I take this as a serious forum, which can actually change mindsets. And one single mindset altered, will influence a hundred other. And none other than Urstruly who has also been abused here taught me that when I was retaliating and abusing differing and hostile opinions.
You said: ``....do you honestly think they have an ounce worth of sincerity or a molecule worth of quest....
Of-course they do. They have all the sincerity and the quest, otherwise they wouldn`t be wasting their time here.
....denial of sahih ahadiths is no small matter.
Yes it isn`t, but let`s not get emotional about it. It is a text with no empirical proof. Let the deniers discover through experiencing their own lives.
....They are not sincere it’s a jerry springer show to make a quick buck and should be handled as such.....
Jerry Springer is doing a great service. He really shows what`s left in this morally bankrupt thought process, when they`re bored with everything. Then they come out with who screwed one`s sister and which child is whom`s. That is exciting for them. That`s where they`re heading and that`s what they get after having discovered all else. So fine. If that`s the limit of their discovery, let them be.
But, Zeena and Hamidm do not fall in the above category. They are inquisitive, and critical, which is fair. Please do not close the case as being slam dunk as they say.
Rgds.
abu_safwaan, I hope your visit to Brazil to set up the cellular towers was a success. Welcome back.
Why I remember that, when noone else did, is because I take this as a serious forum, which can actually change mindsets. And one single mindset altered, will influence a hundred other. And none other than Urstruly who has also been abused here taught me that when I was retaliating and abusing differing and hostile opinions.
You said: ``....do you honestly think they have an ounce worth of sincerity or a molecule worth of quest....
Of-course they do. They have all the sincerity and the quest, otherwise they wouldn`t be wasting their time here.
....denial of sahih ahadiths is no small matter.
Yes it isn`t, but let`s not get emotional about it. It is a text with no empirical proof. Let the deniers discover through experiencing their own lives.
....They are not sincere it’s a jerry springer show to make a quick buck and should be handled as such.....
Jerry Springer is doing a great service. He really shows what`s left in this morally bankrupt thought process, when they`re bored with everything. Then they come out with who screwed one`s sister and which child is whom`s. That is exciting for them. That`s where they`re heading and that`s what they get after having discovered all else. So fine. If that`s the limit of their discovery, let them be.
But, Zeena and Hamidm do not fall in the above category. They are inquisitive, and critical, which is fair. Please do not close the case as being slam dunk as they say.
Rgds.
#222 Posted by abu_safwaan on January 21, 2007 12:23:27 am
Zee Bhai,
Are you kidding? From these posts that these 2 morons have slathered here, do you honestly think they have an ounce worth of sincerity or a molecule worth of quest for truth or granule of educational intellect that we can actually indulge in some semblance of a discussion with them. I haven’t been on chowk for very long but do you honestly think hamidm has any hope for civility, not to mention basic common-sense.
They should never be indulged in any sort of theological discussion, how can you? They are morons. all they do is telecast us their lineage by disrespecting the Prophets (PBUT). I am not saying we have any capacity to stop that but someone needs to tell these Neanderthals to shut up every now & again. You more than anyone else knows that denial of sahih ahadiths is no small matter. It has been accepted by all our classic scholars that they are as good as Quran. Because messengers don’t make up stuff on their own, everything they say has a seal of Approval from Allah swt and if it doesn’t then Allah swt made the correction while they were alive. But as I have said before I could care less who subscribes to this opinion and who deosn’t, I do care if they pass there delusions as Islam. If they just shut up and lead their confused lives in obscurity then that would be fine but this “isra naumani” syndrome that I will sleep around and produce bastarddd kids as many as I please but I must also be accepted by all 6 million muslims in America as their spokesperson and the greatest scholar that has ever graced this universe is having a domino effect. It’s the easiest way to garb 6 seconds of limelight, but they should never be taken seriously. They are not sincere it’s a jerry springer show to make a quick buck and should be handled as such.
Are you kidding? From these posts that these 2 morons have slathered here, do you honestly think they have an ounce worth of sincerity or a molecule worth of quest for truth or granule of educational intellect that we can actually indulge in some semblance of a discussion with them. I haven’t been on chowk for very long but do you honestly think hamidm has any hope for civility, not to mention basic common-sense.
They should never be indulged in any sort of theological discussion, how can you? They are morons. all they do is telecast us their lineage by disrespecting the Prophets (PBUT). I am not saying we have any capacity to stop that but someone needs to tell these Neanderthals to shut up every now & again. You more than anyone else knows that denial of sahih ahadiths is no small matter. It has been accepted by all our classic scholars that they are as good as Quran. Because messengers don’t make up stuff on their own, everything they say has a seal of Approval from Allah swt and if it doesn’t then Allah swt made the correction while they were alive. But as I have said before I could care less who subscribes to this opinion and who deosn’t, I do care if they pass there delusions as Islam. If they just shut up and lead their confused lives in obscurity then that would be fine but this “isra naumani” syndrome that I will sleep around and produce bastarddd kids as many as I please but I must also be accepted by all 6 million muslims in America as their spokesperson and the greatest scholar that has ever graced this universe is having a domino effect. It’s the easiest way to garb 6 seconds of limelight, but they should never be taken seriously. They are not sincere it’s a jerry springer show to make a quick buck and should be handled as such.
#221 Posted by Zeena on January 21, 2007 12:00:18 am
#220
abu_safwaan
LOL....I have never taken your abusive posts seriously. I am very calm, composed and strong.
This article is about women and I have all my reason to stand up and show all you mullahs what`s wrong and what`s right?
You keep on posting your funny posts and I`ll keep on laughing @ them...hahaha
LOL.
#219
zeemax sahib
Thanks for your sensible post. God bless you for such a beautiful selection of poetry.......
abu_safwaan
LOL....I have never taken your abusive posts seriously. I am very calm, composed and strong.
This article is about women and I have all my reason to stand up and show all you mullahs what`s wrong and what`s right?
You keep on posting your funny posts and I`ll keep on laughing @ them...hahaha
LOL.
#219
zeemax sahib
Thanks for your sensible post. God bless you for such a beautiful selection of poetry.......
#220 Posted by abu_safwaan on January 20, 2007 11:54:20 pm
Re: # 218
Keep on yapping on bay-girl you are making our case for us. But do get hooked on phonics, Lord knows you need it.
Keep on yapping on bay-girl you are making our case for us. But do get hooked on phonics, Lord knows you need it.
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