Innocence, Loss and Nagan Chowrangi

beautiful written ...
Arbab...

A well writen story, I bet the theme is mind whistling ... Sex is pleasure only as the extension of tender and truly immotional love.

Is it purposely thay u use so crude language? my advice - avoid using 4 later words.

Some one pointed out a sense of class conciousness, probably bc of Nagan Chorangi & Defence, so reverse it and notice the impact.

Re: # 10

``child labor, infant mortality, illiteracy, lack of potable water, open sewers, malaria, polio, and mullahism``

If Moe had more spine he`d notice some of these symptoms where he went.

And, #18 by Salim_Chauhan

Your weary jab attempt at me shows what I said to Moe, probably truth-ouched you.

``It`s easy for educated, employed, and moneyed females to cast stones upon those who must sell their bodies to make ends meet - and boy do they make ends meet.``

To reiterate Freud, It’s out of sheer compensation for ability, caliber and perhaps even some God-given limitations that some men go to dark alleyways to assure themselves of their manhood, as opposed to make conscious contracts with women who have more choices, more mobility and more resources.

A woman ought to be as promiscuous as she pleases; my only contention is that there is no academic correlation between her happiness and health, when she operates within a patriarchal vacuum to be so, with little information and little or no deterrence of random violence against her.

Besides there is an overall perversity in secrecy. Women are worth something, and if they are really that satisfied by their choices why not put it out in the world for social scrutiny?
This short, no contract living, only protects men, not the women who will eventually marry them or the women who have to eventually marry other men.

It’s high time we realize that men, who want to have it all, will have something to give at some point in their life.

Aisha Sarwari

#58 Ana

[I`m done here. ]

Okay, I am sorry! I was not trying to get you to try banning yourself all over again!

However, you seem to have been really upset because of my innocent mention of your name in chiding Mian Hamidm2. Therefore, to calm you down, I came up with the following lines (with some help from an old Hindi song), which ought to do the trick!

“Suno Ana, suno Ana
Abhie mehfil se mat jana
Agar jana to yun jana
Ki chhup-chup ke taaktey jana!

Suno Ana, suno Ana
Abhie mehfil se mat jana
Agar jana to yun jana
Ki rehna paas, na far zana!”

#65 by harimau

Ama Harimau, I don’t know about George of the jungle, but the point of the short story seems to have gone over my head!

In fact, it seems to have zoomed past. All kinds of possible explanations come to my mind – some of them so scary that I resolutely look away from them! (I sincerely hope I won’t have to meet George’s fate!)

The bottom line is this – and I hope mian Hamidm2 is listening (and not pouting). I hope mian Hamidm is not upset I called him a moron!

I am sorry.

I realize that the word stings (although it seems to have stung his backers more than him – with Ms. Ana apparently having fallen a potential casualty!)

However, take heart! I think the mian’s reputation is still safe from my onslaughts, since this “damsel in distress” has more defenders than an old piece of wood has termites!

The word “moron” was not to be taken literally!

And those who did – may have fulfilled its literal definition for themselves!

And unlike the Mian and his defenders, THIS interactor never gets defensive over baaps and dadas – because if those baaps and dadas were so smart we would not be in the current situation – discussing the stuff we spend most of our time discussing!

So there!

[With that, I think it is time to write the epitaph on this board.]

As you wish!

An Epitaph
Here lies B.J. Kumar, a valiant warrior but a simple harmless person who was mauled and mutilated – upon the least of provocations – by these vast hordes on the wrong side of the sub continental divide, hordes who – although unable to take up on him in a one-on-one combat because of their limited acumen and their absolute inability and refusal to see things for what those things are – whatever those things be – used all kinds of sneaky underhanded tactics to bring down this noble specimen of humanity lower than the lowliest of creatures. Here he lies, quietly – to let those weak masses run all over him – deluding nobody but themselves that they have actually vanquished this simple being.

And here he lies – dead like a doornail, and if you see him again – don’t you believe your eyes – it will be just a ghost!

Boo!!!

Ref bjkumar #55

[Hey, everybody has opinions.]

BJ, no matter how much time you spend in the US, you can`t get colloquialisms right.... meaning, you can take the Bhaiyya out of Bihar but you can`t take Bihar out of the Bhaiyya.

The correct wording is: Opinions are like @ssholes; everybody has got one.

Unless of course you are George.

And who might be this George, I already hear you wondering.

George, an Australian, befriended Santa and Banta Singh, newly arrived in Australia, and took them everywhere with him.

One day, George was mauled by the dingoes so badly that he was killed and there was no way to recognize his face.

Santa and Banta were distraught that they hadn`t seen George in a couple of days so they went to the local police station to complain that George was missing.

The police said there was an unidentified dead body but they couldn`t identify the man.

Santa and Banta said they could identify George with or without his face.

The policeman asked them how.

Santa and Banta replied in one voice, ``Because George has two @ssholes!``

The policeman was baffled.

Santa explained, ``Everytime we went into a bar, the bartender would call out, `Here comes George with the two @ssholes```.

With that, I think it is time to write the epitaph on this board.

Re:hamidm#62

[...`` saab, kiya houri hai - kakoo kola peeti hai toh galey mein say nazar ata hai`` ...... ]

Ha ha!! That must be one gori houri.......havent seen that happen to American goris yet!!

#62 Hamidm2

You should not judge the whole world by the standards of your Grandpa!

I KNOW, I KNOW - I have heard it before - some of your grandfathers had wisdom we will never have - I know!

The ``wisdom`` that gave us ghulaami!

The ``wisdom`` that gave us shariat!

The ``wisdom`` that gave us honor-killing!

The ``wisdom`` that gave us taliban!

And not to forget...

The ``wisdom`` that gave us a country of the ``Pure``!

Lord save us from the ``wisdom``!

Any more ``wisdom`` and some of us might puke!

All over you.

hypocrites !

.......... it is a shame that the momineen assisted by the bihari munafiq are beating up on the only honorable people in pakistan (and india) - those, who for ages have plied the tabla, harmonium and gungroos with pride and malice towards none ......... these joyful, yet pitiful people have always brought joy and solace to the zamindar, the technocrat, the day-laborer and the code coolie............... in return they have received nothing but scorn, loathing and contempt from hypocritical tamashbeens and abdul johns ........ the proud kanjars, mirasis and randis have always been closer to my heart than the syeds, sheikhs and arains (and now the brahmins) .........i am sure when i get up there my friend bashira will be waiting with garlands of sweet smelling motia and roses, `` saab, kiya houri hai - kakoo kola peeti hai toh galey mein say nazar ata hai`` ......

Dear Chowk staff,

Kindly republish the information that many interactors seem to forget (again and again) regarding the ``ignore`` feature - so those in need can avail of it, instead of being upset by anything (innocent, of course) that I might say!

Thank you!

#59 (add-on)

And that advice is worth the whole rupee, not just another ana!

Good Lord, save us from the lurkers!

They don`t talk much - but when they do...

It`s a doozy!

They give you a mouthful! One innocent witticism and they go off their rockers - like rockets!

I better go and make myself some tea - to cool me down!

Now go do your OWN ooooh`s and Aaaah`s - on the OTHER board where you lurk!

``Everybody has opinions``

Yes Beejay, everybody does have opinions, but if that`s the case, then express your bloody opinions for yourself. Don`t bring my name into it to support your case when there`s no effin` need to. The point of having an ``interacts`` board here is to interact with one another regardless of whether we make fools of ourselves or not.

And there`s nothing moronic about quoting what one`s father or grandfather has to say, some of our grandfathers had wisdom we will never have, unless yours were the exception. I really don`t see you being very original. As a matter of fact you`re aping the Indians and Pakistanis who mangle people`s nicks and their names to show their disgust for them. Not very original at all, is it? Not very clever or funny either.

You brought my name into it because you knew I would react. And I did. And this is the last time that I will be interacting with you here, or on any blog. I suggest that you cease from bringing in my name to score points. I`ve done that to make a point and it tends not to be appreciated by the one mentioned most of the time. I also suggest that you refrain from interacting with me in the future.

I`m done here. All the best.

#56 Ranjit

Okay, I will let your chacha off the hook. But that Etch-pee fellow still remains over the boondocks!

Re:bj#52

[...Of course, I have not!......]

Sure...and I fell off a turnip truck. Even the ultraconservative, head wagging, Tamilian Iyers and Iyengars visit strip clubs in US. And you are a bihari babu.

Maybe your wife visits chowk and checks up on your postings, which is why you are pretending to be an angel!! :-)

[H2.....or even H-pee!!!.....]

Yaar, we need a dedicated peace process between you and Hamid chacha with track1, track 2 and all other kinds of diplomacy.

Hamid chacha, is the most lovable character on chowk, with his boozing, PJ Wodehouse style humor and brilliant wit. In the typical Gopinath vs Ghaznavi battles on chowk, he is a closet Gopinath supporter. He openly fights the Ghaznavis (zeemax, urstruly, echo) and he is mildly sarcastic of the Gopinaths, just so that the ghaznavis dont devour him.

What more do you want? He is the ideal Pakistani!! :-) If you fight with him, he might go to the dark side inhabited by echos, zeemaxes, urstruly etc. Please dont do that to us. We need him on our side!!

Hey, everybody has opinions. Isn`t that what this site is all about?!!

And in my opinion at this time, some of the interactors are morons because they seldom seem to have any thing original to say other than - ``my grandpa used to say``, ``my dad used to say``, or ``Jinnah (who, for all I know, may have been the dad or grandpa) used to say``!

Got what?

Exactly!