Imran Khan the Politician

#164 You just wait till masadi wins the Nobel Prize for Leading the Colored Races Across the Red Sea. You will then be sorry you did not ask for an audience with him when you had the chance because he was only 50 miles away.

Re: # 148

masadi mian,

......... i am sorry to hear that you were not able to get tenure at prairie view a&m - now, if you had studied real science or learned to code like the trained macacas on chowk, you would have had no problem finding gainful employment in this land of opportunity ........... but there is not much of a market in the real world for a colored social scientist whose field of study is restricted to the exploitation of colored people by white used car salesmen ......... that field of study is already crowded with the likes of cornel west and the reverend al sharpton ...........

......... anyway, i wish you success in your career at the islamic university of mogadishu where you can study the exploitation of dark-skinned somalians by lighter-skinned ethiopians .........

good Lord..this hurts:s...but its so painfully true

#158 by majumdar

I agree with Manto :-)

Tahmed sahib,

(This probably reflects the fact that the vast majority of Pakis (including those on chowk) have grown up without ever even seeing a hindu until they came abroad.)

Which I suppose is a function of the efficiency with which the Hindu/Sikh pop. (around 20-25% in 1947) of what is today Pak was cleansed.

Regards

ranjit: this may be hard for you to understand, and please dont be offended, but the fact is that hindus figure only slightly more prominently than hottentots in pakistan. This probably reflects the fact that the vast majority of Pakis (including those on chowk) have grown up without ever even seeing a hindu until they came abroad. This is contrast to the obsession with Islam and muslims that many Indian posters (not you, though) suffer from - many Indians on chowk claim that this is because of ``cross-border terrorism`` which they have come to combat on chowk, but give me a break on that ``reason``..... :-)

ntsyed: so many posts addressed to me, but none of them saying anything. And how is our descendant of the holy prophet today? :-)

Zeemax sahib,

You know of course what followed. The Indian macaca drank all the poor fellow`s perfume.
Of course if Manto mian is to be believed the Paki macaca Nawaz Sharif would have been bigger steel magnate than LNM and Tatas put together had he not entered politics.

Regards

Off-topic:

Hey Arjun,

At Arcelor itself, chief executive Guy Dollé slammed Mittal Steel as ``a company of Indians`` that was offering ``monkey money`` for his firm, which he described as ``perfume`` compared to the ``eau de cologne`` of his rival.

Now that`s real mean .....

Re: # 154 ranjit

ROTFL

Uncle T,

I think Animal Planet, or Monkey Planet to be precise, is a good place for you to find some friends.

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Re: # 139 Naqshbandi

Please don`t forget to say `rahim Allah` when you mention ``Shaykh Sadi``. With such writings, he definitely needs that prayer.

BTW, thank you for your great work of exposing the current form of sufism. I`m sure with this excerpt you have Uncle T searching his undies for his ``T``s.

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Re:ntsyed#153

[..Judging from the responses to your post, Uncle T and his Hindu counterparts were delivered in its undercurrents. ....]

So now tahmed is being lumped by the Pakis with us hindus? Hey bhagwan, what is the world coming to?

Tahmed chacha, please spout some anti-hindu rhetoric right away so that your countrymen will accept you back. :-)

Re: # 111 hamidm2

``........ i know it is politically incorrect to say these things but denial is not a river in egypt ..........``

LOL... but there is one river by that name in the sub-continent. Judging from the responses to your post, Uncle T and his Hindu counterparts were delivered in its undercurrents.

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Re: # 116 tahmed32

``What struck me was that the people looked smarter than they did 18years back. I realized that during this time, Indonesia had grown rapidly and the population had eaten better.``

With all due respect to the Indonesians` improvement, I`ll bet my money on the probability of Uncle T`s regression.

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Re: # 109 tahmed32

``hamidm: I can understand you getting down on your knees in order to see mr. salim eye to eye. but do you have to start talking his gibberish as well? i mean, what is this about ``white skin`` and salim trying to improve his bihari genes and what not??``

shame on you hamidm...you`ve confused Uncle T`s confusion.

LOL

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Re: # 99 tahmed

Govt. College, Lahore, aye?

That`s a genuine handicap. Masadi...Saleem, you guys have got to cut Uncle T some slack here now.

Uncle T reminds me of Lahori poetry about matka with a tap [read girly boys] at wrestlers` gyms [akhara]...irshad hai:

``jab tankian bharnay lagi[n] to too[n]tian behnay lagi[n]``

LOL

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