Imran Khan the Politician

Re: # 131

a picture is worth a thousand words!
besides, you and hamidm arguing over your missuses got boring!

tahmed: i`m not sure whether or not that is a compliment coming from you! ;-)

as for my conquest comment it was not meant literally but in the `laddish` sense. it is a stock English phrase when referring to a man`s many lovers.

Yes women are not mountain peaks: wajood e zann se hai tasveer e kainaat mein rang.

#129 is for hamidm #126 (thanks naqshbandi for spoiling the discussion page with these damned pictures).

naqsh: you have come a long way on chowk since the bad old days of venerating long dead arab macacas. hats off to you. in that spirit......

women are not mountain peaks to be conquered by men.

mrs. hamidm never had the chance to compare imran khan with our pet monkey. otherwise she would no doubt have agreed.

as for these hollywood macacas - open the hood and what do you see? the same stuff as my pet monkey, only my monkey`s insides were in better shape.

Re: # 124

agreed. he has a lot of charisma.

some of imran`s conquests...

susannah constantine



jemima goldsmith



also add marie helvin, sita white, some princesses from nepal, emma sergeant,
former german mtv presenter kristiane backer (who has since converted to islam)
--who famously set fire to his flat when she realised he was two-timing her with jemimah whom he then married)

kristiane backer

--the old boy certainly sowed his seed in many places!
(but that made indian cricketers so jealous--for proof just read kapil dev`s autobiography where he keeps on complaining about imran`s womanising and even blames his bedroom antics for his bad back!!)

Re: # 125

tahmed,

......... are you saying that mrs hamidm has bad taste ?........ now, those are fighting words !

...... the other people mrs hamid thinks are to die for are : richard gere, tom cruise, brad pitt, steve yzerman, james brolin, hugh grant, paul newman, pierce bronson and robert redford .......... see if mrs tahmed agrees

#124 Many years ago we used to have a monkey Pakistan who looked better than Imran Khan.

......... in case the owner of this board is getting upset with the discussion on good looks, i would like to point out that it is quite relevant to the subject of this board .......... imran khan`s biggest asset is good looks .............

Re: # 122

I thought you are from multan... :)

Kerali girls are pretty - a little heavy on the bottom, but nevertheless... :)

Re: # 120

mohar,

...... and if it makes you feel any better, the second most concentration of ugly people is in pakistan .......... southern punjab - places like dera ghazi khan, multan and uch sharif would give tamil nadu and kerala a run for their money .............

Re: # 118

mohar,

seriously, you should read the babarnama - it is a fascinating book ........ and it has very little to do with the misery of hindustan even though i choose to pick on the few paragraphs just to light a fire under your tail :)

Re: # 117

Dude - every second beauty in hollywood these days is a vegetarian, if not an outright vegan... so what the heck are you talking about... Like I said - read some new books and update yourself... ditch the babarnama... :)

#117 I admit to having missed that part. Lets move on then...

What about Uncle Tom? Do you think if Masadi stood on a stool, and Salim stood on Masadi`s shoulders, they would reach upto Uncle Tom`s knees (mr. salim`s white complexion and Uncle Tom`s jet black complexion notwithstanding)?

pakis` fascination with books allegedly written by long dead bedouins/turks/whatever is just amazing... koran, babarnama blah, blah... I mean - who cares what babar, the jacka$$, said about anybody?... or Old Mo of mecca said about anything?... get over it already... read some new books and update yourself... :)