Imran Khan the Politician

Re: # 116

tahmed,

.... in case you didn`t notice, i have already acknowledged the impact of diet and nutrition on ugliness ..............

hamidm: as the russians used to say, the German superman is handsome like goebbels (who looked like an underfed toad), trim like goering (who looked like an obese toad), and blond like Hitler. :-)

So, forget what babar wrote in his babarnama - this was just another neanderthal who knowledge of human evolution and the genome was at about the same level as the Hitler (or should I say Sargeant Shicklgruber - to use his papa`s last name that he was too ashamed to use). Think for yourself.

Here is something to get you started thinking:

Around 1998, I visited Indonesia for the first time after 18 years. What struck me was that the people looked smarter than they did 18years back. I realized that during this time, Indonesia had grown rapidly and the population had eaten better. So please leave this superficial stuff for lesser individuals than yourself of whom we have plenty on chowk.

Re: # 111

dude - looks like you keep babarnama rolled up in some body cavity of yours... everytime somebody says something, you pull out the babarnama - just like urstruly pulls the koran... :)

Re: # 110

Salim bhai:

This is the latest quote from Shri Lallo ji

``...It is sad we sell shoes in air-conditioned showrooms and food grains on the footpath...``

Please do not loose your way in color and complexion....

Re: # 112

ranjit mian.

........ exceptions do not make the rule - out of a billion plus people you are bound to get a few thousand freaks of nature ......... but do not fear - a lot of that ugliness was perpetuated by marrying within your family, caste or tribe, and rampant vegetarianism ........... now that people are eating cows instead of worshiping them, and brahmins are marrying dalits and syeds are marrying sheiks, things are looking a lot better ..........

Re:hamidm#111

[..the subcontinent has the highest concentration of ugly people in the world ..]

Hamidm unkil, how do you explain that Miss World, Miss Universe and god knows how many beauty competitions are regularly won by Indian women? I know of several pakis who would gladly give up Islam to spend a night with Aishwariya Rai......

Re: # 109

tahmed,

........ i am sure you cannot disagree with the fact that it is every man`s duty to improve his gene pool - and salim mian has performed admirably in this respect ........ if you have read the babar nama, you will remember that babar was quite despondent over the ugliness of the hindustani people and even after many centuries of valiant effort by his turkic descendents, the subcontinent has the highest concentration of ugly people in the world ......... of course there has been a marked improvement, as is evident from all those khans of bollywood and our own imran khan, but we still have a long way to go .........

........ i know it is politically incorrect to say these things but denial is not a river in egypt ..........

{``I have no problem with my ``swarthy complexion``. ``}

Probably not, Uncle T, but the white bums your lips are tightly coupled with do have a problem with your swarthiness.

hamidm: I can understand you getting down on your knees in order to see mr. salim eye to eye. but do you have to start talking his gibberish as well? i mean, what is this about ``white skin`` and salim trying to improve his bihari genes and what not??

Khali Matkay Salim: I have no problem with my ``swarthy complexion``. But I wouldnt expect a khaali matka like you to get it.

#106, {``salim mian,
..... from what i understand, you too are a big fan of kemal attaturk - a brave white man who tried to save his people from the dark forces of the hijaz - and are actually married to a white turkish woman ........... god bless you for your valiant efforts to improve the bihari gene pool ........``}

Hamidum Sahib,
Thank you for taking the time out to discuss history, anthropology, religion, railroads, cleavage, and genetics - all within the context of La ChamRa Blanca. I think you actually have something there - you are proving my point (and hopefully that of Mama Masadi simultaneously). Yes, Ataturk Mustafa Kemal Pasha was by all accounts a white man with piercing blue eyes, born in Europe and very partial to raki and even more nobler forms of liquid sustenance. That is exactly the point. Precisely because he was white, unlike our own Uncle T and other swarthy bootlickers of all things European, he was not intimated nor eclipsed by Europeans, merely because of the lightness of their hides. In fact, his guns at Gallipoli, turned more white skin into charcoal black than all the Fair N Lovely applied by Uncle T to his dark complexion in the reverse direction.

My wife, who also happens to be both European and white, is a devout Muslim, albeit of the heretical Sunni persuasion. The Bihari gene pool has been valiantly preserved and enhanced ever since Lalloo Prasad practiced total abstinence while on a visit to Paki Punjab. I must admit that our neighbors to the east have really lightened up - judging from the beauties visible on Jee TV and its offshoots. The export of choona to India for all this clearing up has really improved the Paki economy. Now if we could only export the portable johns to the Indian Railways. Perhaps Lalloo Prasad can give Pakistan a huge contract to provide our light-bummed neighbors with daily relief without the choo choo sound effects. :)

Re: # 105

salim mian,

..... from what i undestand, you too are a big fan of kemal attaturk - a brave white man who tried to save his people from the dark forces of the hijaz - and are actually married to a white turkish woman ........... god bless you for your valiant efforts to improve the bihari gene pool ........

..........in my book, most urban turks (those who have a drink of raki before isha and recognize the state of israel), japanese, chinese, and koreans are `white` - this was also the standard accepted by discerning afrikaaners and mahatama gandhi .......... nowdays i have noticed that a lot of indians also claim to be white by saying things like, ``india is a secular democracy like america`` and ``bangalore bars are just like the ones in ny city`` and ``bollywood bimbos show more cleveage than the hollywood hos`` ......... i must admit that they are making some progress towards the blissful nirvana of whitehood, but they still have a long way to go - clearing the railroad tracks of dawn squatters is an essential first step that they have failed to accomplish yet ............. but on the other hand, pakis and other assorted muslims are anxious to distance themselves from the joys of being white; instead, they insist on regressing to a state of bedouin barbarianism as epitomized during the reign of the abominable four ............

# 104, {``as you know i am a big fan of white men and women - particularly the leggy blonde types........``}

Hamidum Sahib,
I will vouch for your spirited and earnest efforts in trying to lure Urstruly to your wine cellar. Somehow, I never realized that like Uncle T, the notorious main character from ``Uncle T`s Juggi,`` you too are rubbed positively by the white epidermis. Thus Maulana Masadi will certainly glow in the dim light of your wine cellar. I have heard you brag about your collection of Chateau Soixante Neuf de Merde. :)

Re: # 102

salim mian,

..... i hate to inform you that inspite of my best efforts i have been unable to get a date with urstruly .......... now i am going to try and see if i can meet professor masadi l.l.u who claims to look and talk like a white man .......... as you know i am a big fan of white men and women - particularly the leggy blonde types........

#97 {``Profound thoughts from Hole-in-the-Donut-Lawyer Salim ``}

Tahmed,
Please remind me if I already told you to take a flying leap through a rolling doughnut.

Hamidum #98 {``. a man is often judged by the company he keeps .......... ``}

Hamidum Sahib,
First Urstruly and now Tahmed. It`s time you stop skirting with danger while flirting with the nonsensical. Whether Tahmed casts a shadow or not, just look in the mirror to ensure that there is a reflection. :)