Imran Khan the Politician

Gordon College Rawalpindi and Govt College Lahore !!!! Ha !!! Ha !!!

These do not compare at all with Masadi`s ``Institute`` where he is a real ``professor`` carrying out real ``research`` with his real ``students`` and is about to get the real ``Nobel Prize``.


Masadi is published by ``lulu.com``, the intellectual publishers and has been comprehensively rejected by mainstream publishers like Springer Verlag, McGraw Hill etc who publish only bull $#@.

Salimbhai, find out the truth before it is too late !!!!!

hamidm: So, you went to Gordon College, Rawalpindi. My sympathies for having missed out on Government College, Lahore the only college worth the name on this planet!! Life is unfair.

Re: # 99 tahmed

Govt. College, Lahore, aye?

That`s a genuine handicap. Masadi...Saleem, you guys have got to cut Uncle T some slack here now.

Uncle T reminds me of Lahori poetry about matka with a tap [read girly boys] at wrestlers` gyms [akhara]...irshad hai:

``jab tankian bharnay lagi[n] to too[n]tian behnay lagi[n]``

LOL

:-)~~

#96 Profound thoughts from Hole-in-the-Donut-Lawyer Salim to his client Liar Masadi. :-)

Masadi Sahib #93, {`` I don`t have to say a word.``}

Masadi Sahib,

While you and I may not agree on several issues, your on-going feud with Tahmed and his Okie from Muskogee buddie Okla99 shows that these so-called spineless moderates are nothing more than proven hypocrites. I don`t know much about the Okie, but certainly Tahmed has been exposed over 32 times in his shameless and blatant racist attictude in applauding the misery of the stranded Pakis in BD. So, Masadi Sahib, all the power to you as you expose this charlatan and his gang of Paki elites, since only they are capable of making the Tally Ban and the Mullahs look good when compared to their own lack of compassion, humanity, and justice.

Re: # 96

salim beta,

........ a man is often judged by the company he keeps .......... if i were you i would stay away from the shadow of masadi, even though he may not cast a shadow ...........

Hamidum Sahib #92,
Just when we terminate the debate you get the urge to altercate. Please consider the facts about Bihari politics and the reason for my suggesting Imran Khan become Lalloo`s apprentice in Patna for three years. Very few people realize that Bihar is the rockbed, hotbed, flatbed, and nuptial bed of Indian democracy. It is the part of India that comes closest to resembling Pakistan - not physically, demographically, or even culturally, but in terms of advancement, organization, literacy, and social development. What better place can prepare our future President for the awesome responsibility of leading Pakistan from its current pit to an even deeper abyss?

Guys,

Speaking of Laloo Prasad Yadav, check this out -

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/Harvard_Wharton_students_quiz_Lalu_/articleshow/953089.cms

The guy is giving lectures to students from Harvard, Wharton, IIM Ahmedabad and even the head of General Electric. Amazing!!!

okhla writes <<< Your mentor Masadi has been ``utterly & completely`` vanquished numerous times in the past. >>>

It is the hallmark of worshippers of the West to lie, afterall they are just following in the tradition of their masters...did they not declare victory and say ``Mission Accomplished``. Tahmed accuses me of lying and has no proof, in fact the only ``proof`` he came up with proved that he was a damn fool. Okhla on the other hand, and his gang, have been able to produce one argument against me and that is ``lulu.com``, or in other words a third rate ad hominem that attacks the publisher of some of my writings. In fact by their dimwit utterances these fools ``utterly and completey`` vanquish themselves, I don`t have to say a word.

Anil Bhai,
Now that you have invoked the name of Mohtaram Shri Lalloo Prasad Yadav, we are going to make rapid progress. Not only will I abandon Altaf Payee to support Lalloo Bhayya in a New York minute, I am willing to declare him to be better looking than Imran Khan (OK OK, better looking than Mushy). What Lalloo did for IR is something that Shaukat Aziz could not do even for the McDawood franchise of halal burgers in Attock.

I have the utmost respect when it comes to Bihari ingenuity, Bihari persistence, and Bihari kababs not to mention Patna paan. I hope that Sarwar Sahib can convince Imran Khan to spend three years as his apprentice while learning real politics in Bihar.

Re: # 91

salim mian,

... there you go again !............. why doses imran khan have to go to go to the wrong side of the border to learn the abc of politics from lallo when he can learn all that, and much much more, from sheik rashid right here in rawalpindi ?! .......... sheikh rashid, who, i am proud to say, went to my alma mater - gordon college - has been elected to every assembly, parliament and gathering of thieves and knaves that has held court in islamabad for the past thirty years ......... the people of pindi love him and regardless of who sits in the presidency or ghq, he will always be a power to reckon with ............ and he is a great admirer of lalloo .......

........ in any case, imran khan is a `bacha` compared to these two stalwarts of desi politics

anil mian,

.......... as much as we all love lallo prasad yadav, who in my opinion is the quintessential desi politician, we really don`t have to attend his lectures ............. like everything else we pakis can do better with our own sheikh rashid ahmed - a proud kashmiri from my hometown, rawalpindi, who the horrible hindoos have sometimes acccused of running tourist camps for persecuted kashmiris ......... like lallo, he too is the minister for railways, but for many years before that he was musharraf`s moutpiece as the minister of information ............. unlike lallo, he is a lifelong bachelor and when he was asked about it on television, he famously replied, ``why buy a cow, when you can get fresh milk! `` ............. on another occassion when he was asked what he thought about a sitting prime minister having a baby (benazir), he replied, `` i swear i had nothing to do with it ... i was in jail ! ``

#87
Anil fking you bak bak too longuss......

#81 {``okhla: thanks for writing on my behalf. ``}

I wonder how grateful he will be when Masadi Sahib eulogizes him soon.

Re: # 85

Salimbhai,

Your mentor Masadi has been ``utterly & completely`` vanquished numerous times in the past. It is always a pleasure to interact with him. Let us all hope he demonstrates some semblance of reason and rationality this time.

BTW, do you know about his lulu.com connection ?

Okla99 {``You and the evil Masadi are now trying to tag-team our dear Tahmed by making vile personal attacks since you have failed to assail his logic. Be warned that the Chowk moderates can more than ensure your rapid defeat. ``}

OK OKee,
So Tahmed is bringing Timothy McVeigh out of the ground to help him combat Mr. Masadi. That`s the trouble with so-called Paki moderates - they are always against terrorism except when they resort to it.