The Princess and the Alley Cats

I don`t know how Imran Khan entered the picture - perhaps he`s pakistan`s Shilpa Shetty?
It looks as tho Zeemax and Naqshbandi wished they were like Imran.
Naqshbandi, your sentence - ``had HIS share of LOFTIEST CAUCASIAN women which YOU vegans can only ever have masturbatory fantasies about`` - makes me wonder if you are not the one doing the fantasizing.
There is a saying in my dark, short`n`ugly dravidian (TM) language that loosely translates as - even if mother & child, mouth & stomach are to each own. In the same vein, even if Imran was everything you wished to be, just remember, his genitals are not your genitals.
:)

Re: # 212

Only people ma!sturbating right now is you and zeemax over imran khan`s balls and his disgusting naked pictures... :)

Re: # 210

He is a paki and we`re proud of him. When India produces someone of his calibre, someone who is acknowledged by all as the greatest allrounder of his era, an international playboy, and a gentleman at the same time, who had his share of the loftiest Caucasian women which you vegans can only ever have masturbatory fantasies about, then you can talk. Deny it all you want but when Imran is in town in England--even now--it makes the news in all the society sections of the main newspapers. His wedding with Jemima was THE celebrity wedding of the year bar none.

So just because you`re jealous it doesn`t change reality.

#210 monkey-man from India: ``only a paki``? better that then being a half-brained macaca who spends all his time howling about ``pakis``.

#207 by Naqshbandi on January 22, 2007 2:52pm PT

The joke is any paki would think Imran Khan is considered by anyone anything other than a paki...

So ``Imran Khan is a paki`` is the reality that kills the paki joke...

Re: # 207
[...he`s got more patriotism in his left nut...]

And how the heck do you know that?... first zeemax and now you... gawwwd... this place is full of gays... not that there is anything wrong with that... :)

Re: # 207

correction: THAN you guys have.

arjun, that `joke` about imran khan is getting boring now. give it a rest. (btw he`s got more patriotism in his left nut then you guys have.)

The latest?

Imran Khan still a paki...

US forces whack some paki army soldiers...hey zeemax..does this lower your dignity and if so, what are you doing about it?

`Friendly fire` death in Pakistan

Pakistan has tens of thousands of troops in the border area
Pakistan says US-led coalition forces in Afghanistan have mistakenly killed one of its soldiers at a border post.
Two other soldiers were wounded when coalition forces opened fire in the Shawal area of North Waziristan region, a Pakistan military statement said.

It said a ``strong protest`` had been lodged with the coalition, which said it was investigating the incident.

Earlier, at least three Pakistani security personnel were killed in a roadside bombing in North Waziristan.

`Inside Afghanistan`

The BBC`s Haroon Rashid in Peshawar says coalition forces have in the past violated Pakistani air space, but this would be the first time Pakistani troops have been killed.

So....what`s the latest....?? Update me.............

zeemax`s rebelling is restricted to making up stories about killing people and telling us how he wouldn`t have put up with the abuse shilpa shetty put up with..(when in reality, pakis won`t go back to karachi to save their dignity and they`re not doing anything when their citizens are getting bombs dropped on them)

Re: # 202

Hmmm... ummah homies scre!wing ummah homies...

So zeemax - are you going to ``rebel`` or what?...

zeemax...how`s your dignity doing knowing that you`re being watched like a terrorist?


UK monitoring Muslim pilgrims, says paper

By M. Ziauddin

LONDON, Jan.21: In a shocking revelation, the Sunday Times has reported that Saudi Arabia helps the UK in monitoring every Muslim who travels from Britain to Makkah on pilgrimage in what ostensibly is being justified as a wider effort to piece together intelligence on suspected Al Qaeda activity.

The Makkah operation is thought to have been launched after the July 7 London bombings. MI5 had discovered that at least two of the suicide bombers had made the trip.

The importance of the intelligence operation was one of the reasons given by spy chiefs of MI5 and MI6 for maintaining ties with Saudi Arabia when the Saudi government was threatening to break off intelligence ties over a bribery investigation by the Serious Fraud Office (SFO) into BAE, Britain’s prime defence contractor.

The OECD has recently admonished the British government for stopping the SFO investigation into the alleged scandal and has given London two months to explain its position in the light of the existence of an OECD anti-bribery law.

Quoting a senior Whitehall official, the paper said that the operation targeting trips to the holy city by more than 100,000 British Muslims is part of a trawl by MI5 and MI6 for information about movements of suspected terrorists. It follows evidence that British Muslim terrorists have visited the city before carrying out attacks in Britain and abroad.

#197 by iron_mask on January 22, 2007 7:13am PT


hiw wife turned into a suicide bomber so he`s swinging the other way..

It`s the day after the colt won a history game against pretty-boy Tom Brady`s patriots and the latest update is: Despite zeemax`s delusions, Imran Khan is still a Paki..

Re: # 196
[...because they`re nothing but a rude interruption in a man`s life.]

Yeah, yeah, whatever... don`t go all philosophical on us... you have a gay-crush on the guy... not that there is anything wrong with that [quoting seinfeld].... :)