If Pigs Could Fly

Great piece...if only you had taken care of some grammatical mistakes here & there....disturbs the flow of writing....nyways what you have pointed out is soo true... I travel a lot alone & I always end up with strange beings....the worst one being a woman with a month old baby who couldnt stop making noise & her mom expected me to baby sit ``that thing`` while she enjoyed her flight.....& sometimes it even seems that the flight u r going in was reserved 4 the elderly & the only young person around is you....
At that time all your dreams of having a ``HUM TUM`` type encounter go down the drain.....(yes u do dream sometime of running into a Saif Ali khan)

My rantings r probably goin 2 make u wonder again what happened 2 `` the shy girl of yesteryears`` ???

On the one hand i dont want to be too harsh given that you seem to be a sweet if somewhat unrealistic single guy ...but seriously, you want to meet a rich guys daughter who is ``fair`` and then you expect her to act like a 1920`s slave girl around you? whats with that? I dont get the sense that you are a racist chauvanist elitest bastard but these things kind of suggest you might be - Just bad bad bad things to say man, learn to self censor. And good luck.

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dude i so know what ur talking abt !! i dont miss the mashriqi gals but i actually am yearning to meet sum guy, on one of those endless god-forsaken flights, who actually has sum mind of his own..n who doesnt ask me `` aap ka fav actor koun hai? `` i mean 4 heaven`s sake !! no1 actually starts with `` so r u a socialist? `` or `` what do u think of salman rushdie as a writer, and as a writer only? ``.... if u think ur da only one outta luck then HULLO !! here is another tortured soul !
n whts the obsession with the mashriqi gals?? u worried tht sum not-so-gudlooking desi girl wud actually bowl u over not with her FCUK jeans but with her strong-headeness and wit?? :P...
oh n btw...not a bad writing expression...keep em coming..
gud luck with the mehndi and choorian :P....

> I pray that they would invent some transport device very soon as in SciFi movies
> so that with press of a button I am transmitted flesh, blood, and soul to my
> destination.

Muslims already have that device. Its called the `Suicide` belt. In fact, this device can
take several ppl to their destination, even if only one is wearing it.

Contact peemax`s wife. she wears one around !

PS: I hope everyone in your species wear (and use) it, as long as you are within your borders !

#1 Brother Kulharee

I beg to differ with your kind and gentle advice to the writer of this funny piece. In my humble opinion, the writer needs to actively date and not rely on marriage. Even in this funny piece, he is not looking to hit the jackpot in one travel episode. He intends to EXPLORE the world. The very concept of exploration has different nuances. Perhaps I missed his intention in this piece and you were able to gauge the writer`s pulse. Quite possible :)

Ibrahim - Probably, you should look into pursuing a career in airline industry. I am sure you will get an opportunity to assist the damsels in distress, the bold, the cunning, the clever and the shrewd ones. Just a thought. Something to look into :)

Jesus Christ Wasif2, who put a boot up your butt? Lemme guess, u are 37 and still looking huh? Har Har!

Loser.

Missing those shy girls ? Huh ? The ones people like you (mentally retarded, backward, ``admirers of so called bloody ``eastern`` values``) want for concubines cum cooks cum maids i.e WIVES.....free of cost. Sorry...they are gone...gone...gone. Now these ``bold`` ones are here to slap you across the face every now and then.

Repulsive male chauvinist swines.

Abe Tukke Makine I never knew that you were a writer and that too of this particular Genre!. Anyway Good piece of writeup!

Sir Umer Hayat would be dam`n proud of you ;-)

Call me (I misplaced your number AGAIN! )

Take care.
Imran

The behavior described here is extremely common against Pakistani men...Wherever they go why is there so much yearning to interact with the opposite sex?
And why disappointed over the dearth of shy girls and increase in the number of confident females???Maybe because the confident lady can tell you where you are wrong or if you are staring at her she`ll give you a look that would make you uncomfortable and you would think twice about staring at a lady again. And here I am not refering to the women, either bold or shy, who would positively respond to your advancement whether covertly or in an upfront manner...these belong to a completely different category

#3 here comes another desi gawking women on airports.:)
BTW there was a study few years ago that airports are great place for people to meet and pickup dates. It found that on airports lot of relationships conclude, say by bye, or lot of people feel griefed or relieved at the departure of someone special as a result airport bars are a good place to meet desperate or horny people who want to have a good time before the flight returns.:)

Great article..Funny and honest read.

They may not be fair or beautiful, but they had the looks.

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reminds me an office office episode where theis desi lady white talkign to this white dude about his white girlfriend says ``she is very fair``. White guy replies `` yeah she is very fair, honest adn very caring``.

Dear Ibrahim, I guess it’s time for you to find a wife, and see how fast the pig’s wings are chopped.

Funny stuff.