Raiwind IX

We have been partying in GT`s place all night and we kicked his ass real hard. We shall win the cup
- Amanul

Salim the Great Chauhan:

Do not make fun of us - the jingoistic cricket lovers. Not today! I wish Pakistan had won, at least then I could throw my bile (with a very high alcohol content) at them .... bloody loosers all of them. Where are the Bangladeshis on this site ... if no one comes forth then Subroto shall qualify.

by atif2 on March 18, 2007 5:08am PT
#11 - excuse me injun! pakistan was defeated by just 3 wickets. India got clobbered by 5 (FIVE!) wickets
take that! ``}

So, the PPPs are down to this?
Claiming victory over the Injuns for having only three wickets inserted up their ass instead of the 5 the Injuns inhaled rectally.

Some interesting observations regarding the World Cup matches.



Started by Salim_Chauhan on March 18, 2007 9:22am PT

Sun Tani and Jeemax,

I have been following your wet dreams about a united Poonzab and honestly, I find myself in total agreement with you. The forced departure of the noble Sikhs from West Punjab created a vacuum that has resulted in this unfortunate half century of hooliganism, PPP misbehavior, corruption, and deadly violence. The brave Sikhs had a history of administration and culture and provided a rule of law and order under the glorious Sikha Shahi based in Lahore.

Having said that, I noticed several problems and being land-locked would be the least of your miseries. I have been following the interesting results of the world cup cricket matches in Maghribi (Pachim) Hindustan. Here are some observations:

Physique was not a factor in the outcome of the two significant matches - The team with the better physique won in the Ireland/Pakistan match, but the team with the better physique was defeated in the Bangladesh/India contest.

Height was not a factor - the taller Irish beat the shorter Pakis, but the shorter Bengalis beat the taller Injuns.

Skin color was also not a factor - the white-skinned Irish beat the dark Pakis, but the dark-skinned Bengalis whipped the lighter-skinned Injuns.

Islam was definitely not a factor - the Catholic Irish beat the crap out of the Muslim Pakis (including a recycled apostate), but the entirely Muslim Bengalis humiliated the mostly Hindu Injuns (there was only one Muslim on the losing Injun side).

The number of Punjoo players on each team was a definite factor - The victorious Irish included no Punjus, the losing Pakis were mostly PPP (Paki Punju Paindoos). The successful Bengalis included no Punjus, but the defeated Injuns had a few Punjus. The side with the most Punjus performed the poorest of all four.

These are the facts - now do you really want a united Punjab and field a team consisting of ALL Punjus?

Re: # 208

Dear tahmed:

My nationalism is confined to the Indian cricket team ..... so do allow me to rant. It may be the same for quite a few others ..... so the day is ours. WE SHALL RANT - THE WORLD IS COMMING TO AN END :(

Re: # 205 Tahmed

Nahin Janaab, shukriya. Chai aap peeyen apney jihadi zunooni bhateejey Zeemax key saath. I am content with my cup of Glenmorangie.

Curiously you never get peeved at Pakis posting pictures of dead Indian soldiers.

#207 ``no more live pakistan cricket team``

are you planning to make them all dead then?

it is not bad to get attach with the religion but according to me religion is a personal matter as the article show ..... so it should not be impose on someone ...... i do practice that is better for me i don`t practice i will be paid the result in the end .... but now i really feel like this team is typically Raiwind 11 (with excuse to Raiwindis)i don`t know what do they learn there.......match fixing ...... de-moralize the emotions of nation behind .... i don`t get anything......
absoultly ridiclous......
that was the biggest embarassing moment of pakistan cricket history..... and i believe they took the advantage of current circumstances of pakistan...the fixed the match and lose it in a gamble ..... it was the last world cup of inzimam so he thought to take the full advantage so he got success....
long live pakistan and no more live pakistan cricket team

#204 all these generalizations simply because of a cricket match?

arjun/joshi: some more tea?

Pakistan and India ..... I feel like writing a lot but am not able to write anything. Full of individual talents yet big zeroes as teams. As `organization` is increasing in importance we see both of them slip. One thing though .... the teams truly represent the state of their countries. In India for example, the jokers` problems start and end with TV rights ... everything else is personal. The team looses a string of mathces - fine bring in Vengsarkar or Saurabh and all existing problems are supposed to vanish. No clear understanding of the existing problems. These jokers seem to get their management lessons from newspapers - GM had a problem and it was resolved after they got so-and-so. It sucks.

#198 by subhashjoshi on March 18, 2007 1:42am PT


A Paki Max is nothing more than a tough talking rat.


Yup...if all the paki bravado on the internet were to be translated into real life, Pakiland wouldn`t have been broken up, Kashmir would have ban gaya Pakistan, the paki govt wouldn`t be bombing it`s own people and it wouldn`t put up with US forces bombing and picking up paki citizens on paki soils...

Re: # 38
Mr.Aslam
You have given interesting graph of men and women. It appears women are more efficient and better in all categories in every way according to graph.
Black people have most difference in achivement in sexes and difference is 14 points.indian chinese is difference of 9 to 10 points and general and average points is much higher. After dark skinned people Pakistani differeence is 14 points.
Have they given Saudi arabian information. That can give real light. More suppress women they surpass men in achievemrnts is my conclusion. We expect reverse is puzzle me. India and china women are having more freedom but they they comparatively do not do better than say pakistan where women are more repressed. Clearly law of marginal utility?
It is interesting bar chart . Thanks for giving that it caught my attention.

#200
[[Again, if they like their beards or if they choose to end up in a stripper club, that`s their own perorgative. I won`t say a word of any criticism for them. Yes, I will criticise, if, their performance is poor.]]

Fair enough. But what happens when beards (and the whole thinking behind them) becomes a major reason for poor performence? This article is all about this, not just facial hair but facial hair used to enforce certain religious (but not-cricketing) dictates in the team (for control purposes). Beards used as a way to shield the many technical and motivational short-commings of the Pakistan cricket team that became all too obvious in the team`s first two games in this years world cup.

Interestingly, in the past whenever the Pakistan team had stumbled, ``unIslamic`` things like gambling, drinking and womanizing have been used as the main reasons. However, this time around I think the culprits should be nepotism, denial and delusion based on distorted preachings, forced conversions and a set of idiots taken as ``spiritual advisors.``

So, where do we go from here? I know where Inzi`s going. Straight to Raiwind. And now just watch that beard of his really grow. But this time around, more to save his face rahter than as a weapon against kafirs like Shoaib Akhtar and Danish Kaneria.

NfP

#176 NFP sahib

I am all for ,``to you your belief, to me mine``.

I found this article , exactly opposite of this quote, that`s the main reason I gave my humble opinion about it.

Again, if they like their beards or if they choose to end up in a stripper club, that`s their own perorgative.

I won`t say a word of any criticism for them. Yes, I will criticise, if, their performance is poor.
cheers.

hamidm2
#178

hamdim sahib

There is a famous quote by ME,`` To you your belief, to me mine``.

Another one,`` Live and let live``.

I go by these quotes and never get hyped up for anything in this world.

If, you criticize about Paki players professional lives, I will applaud it with all my honesty.
But, if, you start criticising their ways of private lives, I won`t accept that.

Even if they wish to drink vodka or gin or they choose to pray namaz.........I won`t criticise.
Yes, I will definitely criticise if their performance is poor.

Thanks for your response.