Men in Khaki

#16 by zeemax contd ...

... before you answer that, there`re six thousand girls in Jamia Hafsa. How many? Six thousand. And their boy supporters are 3 million. How many? Three million ...

Now please go ahead and answer the question. What is their stand?

Re: # 18

yaar zee, salim and all other stupid old chowkies like me,

I am scared ......

I was in the other board and all of a sudden it got infested with caucasian (6`6`` tall, blue eyed and blond haired) grandchildren of gopinath. No they aren`t from bollywood .... one seems to be from India, another from Pakistan and another - a recent edition from London. Heck are you guys also caucasian? Am I the only guy who looks like Rajnikant and wears yellow shoes with green trousers? If so, then I need to get out of chowk. Heck I do not care about Mushy et. al. (though come to think of it, he too looks like Rajnikant) - I care about my looks and I thought I was in the company of similar looking people. I should have known better - FP is a caucasian club. At least on UP, pokershark looks like me ...... so I retreat.

#15 by Salim_Chauhan

Yaar I know some brigadiers who have slept with your auntie. What the hell`re you talking about ..

#14 by hamidm2

Do you know their stand? What is it according to you?

Hamidum2 #12 {``as a half-punju with a mohajir sister-in-law, a saraiki brother-in-law and another dari speaking brother-in-law, i am deeply offended by your constant diatribe against half my raltives .......... ``}

Hadmidum Sahib,
You are right. I am getting tired of having to type Paki Punju Paindoo over and over again. In the future I will use the acronym of PPP - regardless of the fact that it refers to another set of mindless, violent, and cruel thugs who have a record of looting our beloved land.
My compliments to your sister-in-law for her compassion and suffering. :)

BTW, have you heard from your long-lost PPP friend, Urstruly? He was caught red-handed spreading malicious lies about the First Lady of Pakistan

hamidm2,

Okay. Seriously. These brave girls of Jamia Hafsa have not done anything against your gora masters. They`ve only taken a stand against the domestic military dictatorship. Why`re so mad with them?

You don`t like the way they dress? What if the they dressed half-naked like perhaps your daughters and you`re used to it. Would you support their stand then?

Re: # 13

zeemax,

...... i wouldn`t support their stand even if they prayed in the nude !

... err... hamidm ... from their gora boyfriends from the ice cream trips ... err .. you see .. I`m so bashful ...

#8 by hamidm2,

I`m not a mullah. But you yourself said many times what your daughters are capable of ... I mean ... err ... certainly they could teach the Jamia Hafsa ninjas a trick or two for the duties of comfort women that you`ve assigned to them. No?

#4 Hasanmahmood Bhai, {``If people stop listening to PPP and MMA and PML(nawaz) and look at CJ`s corrupton record, maybe they will understand.
By the way ally stop talking like Hafiz Hussain. Do you really think it is the end of Musharaf. And if it is are you glad that Benazir or nawaz will rule your country``}

Hasan Bhai,
Very well stated and right on the mark. This is Benazir and Nawaz conspiring to stir up anti-Mohajir hated of Paki Punju Paindoos. Remember, they recently had a meeting and came up with some action items to come back and restore ``democracy.``

Of course, the Paki Punju Paindoos can`t see beyond their filthy brown noses.

Nothing new here. It`s the age-old Paki Punju Paindoos vs the rest of Pakistan fight.

Paki Punjus vs Bengalis 1971
Paki Punjus vs Sindhis 1979
Paki Punjus vs Mohajirs 1990 - 1996
Paki Punjus vs Kashmiris - 1948- 2007
Paki Punjus vs Baluchi 1974, 2006
Paki Punjus vs Pathans 2005, 2006, ...

Re: # 9

salim mian,

...... as a half-punju with a mohajir sister-in-law, a saraiki brother-in-law and another dari speaking brother-in-law, i am deeply offended by your constant diatribe against half my raltives .......... the sad part is that most of them cannot speak punjabi and try to talk as if they were raised by umrao jan ada - most punjabis with a fifth grade education would rather be something else .......... there is no pride in being a paindoo from faisalabad or gujranwala or, for that matter, rawalpindi - which is full of jackasses and rajas even though it is hard to tell one from the other (romair is a prime example) ........... all of us are so awed by our karachite bhabi that we let her call us ``tu`` and ``tum`` even as she refers to herself as a royal ``hum`` and for the past twenty years we have been using `behkar` on our dal instead of the good old punjabim `tarka` ................... so give us a break !

Ghauri sahib -- great piece. one day all tyrants, dictators overreach themselves and get busted.

Re: # 12

``.....for the past twenty years we have been using `behkar` on our dal instead of the good old punjabim `tarka`.....``

hamidm -- the word is `baghaar` -- normally we would say that -- dal agar `bagharee` nu gayee to phir voh `tarkay` gi keyaa...:)

but her on Chowk looks like the CJ batle has moved to a war between `Baghaar` vs `Tarka`......:)

Re: # 42

nasah mian,

..... to tell you the sordid truth, the poor girl got so much grief over this `bagharee` dal business that she adopted the simple `tarka` even though she continues to use the royal `hum` while addressing her lowly mixed breed relatives as `tu` and `tum`.......... when kids were asked:``where is auntie s?``.... they would promptly reply, `` oh, she is running with the dal - dal ko bhaga rahee hain`` ........ but inspite of the dal business, the fact of the matter is that most punjabis suffer from a deep sense of inferiority when they compare themselves to the `sophisticated` urdu-speaking people .......

#6 by hamidm2,

I`m sure they would. Particularly when your daughters teach them all the tricks of the trade before they leave ... :~)

Re: # 7

zeemax,

..... how did i know that you would respond with something like that ? .......... you mullahs are so predictable !