The Day We Killed Bob Woolmer

Jamaican Police Sources Confirm That Deceased Pakistan Coach Bob Woolmer Did Not Die A Natural Death

Senior sources in the Jamaican police on Tuesday confirmed that the deceased Pakistan coach Bob Woolmer did not die a natural death and in fact may have been poisoned or murdered.

LAUGH OF THE DAY

masadi writes:
``Shame on you all for condemning obvious facts by sloganeering and for others for not understanding simple english.``

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re. masadi #whatever: ``So you want to tell me that that person ``died`` for Pakistan when his kind whom he would support at all cost in the case of war or invasion have killed dark skinned people as if they were cockroaches?`` (emphasis added)

Masadi Logic 101

Major Premise: Coloured men have been subjugated by white men. (Never mind that they were also done over by their own, coloured kind)

Minor Premise: Bob Woolmer was a white man.

Conlcusion: Bob Woolmer would support at all cost a perpetuation of that subjugation.

Q.E.D!

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At least we know just how much import I should give to the rants of this joker now.

#96 by harimau,

Being a gora is not a sin. Being a horrible hindoo is :)

Besides, I don`t remember if woolmer ever blasphemed, or committed adultry (though that`s not actually included in my list of stone targets), or asked stupid questions about the Koran when the sole purpose of the questions was to defame! Quite unlike the hinjews ... :)

Re: # 106

Horrible Hindoo??Hinjew??please....

But Masadi saheb how would we be inferior when he was on our payroll?

james maxwell writes <<< Re: # 63

masadi, you are a disgrace to humanity. >>>

Still better than being considered sub-human as the white man considers darker skinned folk, formalized in the form of written documents as well as practice. Regarding your evaluation, I don`t give it the value I`d give a rat`s fart....and that value is not much

Zeemax writes <<< Yes I`m surprised at Masadi Saheb`s comment as well .. but I will not criticise him out of tremendous respect for him. Maybe he`ll explain when he wishes. >>>

Zeemax mian, it is absolutely amazing to hear the outrage at my explanation for what better explains Woolmer`s cause of stress (not his personality) given how Europeans and most living under a system of organic solidarity are socialized.

These illiterates cannot take any remote insult against their lords, the white man and his system and think it is akin to insulting God. The fact is that human beings though similar organisms with a psychic apparatus are become how a particular social structure molds them, and race superiority is institutionalized into the white psyche especially of white males. So you want to tell me that that person ``died`` for Pakistan when his kind whom he would support at all cost in the case of war or invasion have killed dark skinned people as if they were cockroaches? No rather the economic/status concern is of greater value to such people in producing stress than is loss of whom they consider ``inferiors``. We are the victims of their racism and bigotry as objective fact and when we challenge that, the peons of the West make big noise as if their gods have been insulted. This proves how this global mythology of white supremacy has been so ingrained even in these so-described ``inferiors``.

Shame on you all for condemning obvious facts by sloganeering and for others for not understanding simple english.

pool of blood, vomit... hmm... doesn`t sound like a heart attack to me or even poisening, sounds more like ODing to me.

also.. education does not necessarily teach discipline, don`t blame the teams lack of discipline on lack of education. Lack of discipline is generally the pakistani culture. Our nation is very lazy.

For the life of me, I can`t see what`s so offensive about Masadi`s #63 that has everybody`s chaddis in a twist. Seems to me the goatherd in his usual semi-literate style was just making the point that the humiliation of losing to a third-rate team compounded Woolmer`s heart problems causing him to collapse. Bringing in the goraa angle is second nature to guys like Masadi, but it`s hardly offensive.

I found Zeemax`s post on another board (directed to Doc Gill) MUCH more offensive.

Ref zeemax #87

[tahmes saheb, honestly I was disturbed by that remark ... but I know Masadi Saheb is not like that .. and who am I to throw the first stone?]

This from a man who is ready to throw the first boulder at blasphemers, adultresses, and those who are even thinking of asking questions about the Koran!

I am surprised, nay, shocked at your moderation!

{`` Yes… it is true, we killed Bob Woolmer. Pakistani cricket is to blame for the demise of one of the most influential personalities of the sport. I along with many believe he was poisoned. Why else would one be lying in a pool of their own vomit and blood``}

Zarrar Sahib,
Really? I am sorry to hear of the sad demise of this capable sports personality. I am rather disgusted by your playing Sherlock and Masadi Sahib and Maulana Urstruly playing the roles of UBL and Ayman Zawahoori respectively, though not very respectfully. Is an inebriated Hamidumdum2 Sahib the best that Pakistan has to offer on FP? Can you imagine if he too went on the wagon? If Pakistan has to choose between a brick throwing lawyer and a brick shitting hypocrite, we may as well beg Gen. Jagjit Singh Arora to save our ``ghazis`` once more. :)

Re #93

... No. Marilyn Monroe`s death, like everything else, was a job of the Zionists. They did it to make the ummah look bad ... so that they can grab more of Palestine ...

Re: # 94hahahahahahaha!!!!Too Good!!

Re: # 100

Before you wonder why I was laughing so much,it was about the comment linking MArilyn Monroe `s death to Zionists...

Nothing funny about Woolmer`s death.

Like other human being,very same sad morning , i read the news .
later i saw this article and learned how he was poisioned ,killed after conspiracy,that was unvieled by sherlock holmes (Mr Zarrar) clues were so evident that neither his wife nor any one else ,pointed out the team or pakistan borad,but Mr Zarrar who was so close to the team and alone with Mr woolmer ,that he happened to read the``black diary`` of the coach ,in which the name of the KILLER was highlighted under the date of the incident.
I am amazed how a death of a coach ,who worked hard on my Pakistani team, was painted as a homcide case,and worst of all, mullah`s and tableeighi`s are acussed.
it is the hatred of writer and the commeterians ,that a simple death of a person ,is all along linked to mullah`s all of a sudden, what a bigotry!!! i say
I wana ask , can a person simply die in this world ,with out mullah`s being guilty for it ,especially in CHowk!
i wonder ,one day Marlyn Monroe`s death would be linked to mullah`s as well.
may be one of the chowkies ,has already started something about it .!!