Inzi Post-Bob: An Interview

NFP seems to have some serious grudge against Raiwind`s Tableeghi jamat.. i really feel sorry for NFP for mocky someone`s relegious, i guess its the only thing he does whenever he`s tense ...had the team performed well ,nobody would have associated them with tableegh

Preety funny....well i think since all crickters talked about Islam..they should have won the match then..it`s like insulting the religion...man god knows wat`s wrong with ppl..Allah won`t help his ppl until his ppl will helpthemselves.....wake up ..helllo...

NFP, you`re article is in extremely bad taste.

It wasn`t funny just sick.

The whole world and it`s wife are mourning Bob`s sad demise but NFP here decides to write a satire poking fun!

IF, the breaking news is true then the overtly religious Mullah Inzi and Mullah Mustaq are just another bunch of hypocrites who killed Bob. Religiosity is not imparting any virtues here, it seems.

IFF the news is true then that`s the lowest the Pak cricket team as well as Pakistan can go.

btw Paracha sahib thanks for a great cricket interview with that potbellied beehive-bearded Maulana Inzimamulhaque Multani on his prayer rug playing field.

The prayer disease afflicts equally well the subcontinent along the Iodine deficient belt that extends on both sides of the borders from Peshawar to Dhaka along the Grand Trunk Road -- even Hitler ( now Hitler can be quoted in civilized company thanks to our George Bush era) had complained about the subcontinent being a perpetual praying machine.

Hindus despite their myriads of simian and elephantine multiple armed multiple legged gods and godesses can seprate religion from sports and from science and from software business -- but for the poor insecure Pakistani hypothyroid cretins -- verbal Islam is like a crack addiction -- it binds every cell every fiber of their bodies and souls in a convulsive rigor mortis if it is not invoked and ingested on time.

religion is such an obssession with the stupid naive Pakistanis -- they can`t even fart without invoking Islam 5 times.

Finally God of Islam got so tired being pestered day and night by the pesky Pakistanis pests for such small things like cricket championships -- He not only made them lose to the Insignificant Irish -- He killed their coach as well -- ``nu rahega baaNs nu bajegi baaNsuree``.

An unsuccessful attempt at humour.

NFP

Hilarious, great article.

On Bobs death....Inzi`s reply:
``Bismillah...Thanks to Allah, Boyzz played well``

Paracha

Funny. Agree there are too many beards.

And not decent trimmed beards but wild growth with no end - like the Taliban.

This intentional display of religosity is quite a turn off.

NHK

This article captures well the ridiculous nature Pakistan cricket got into in the last many years. The last line ```` You are good Muslim. Here, have a Pepsi```` spot on hits on the contradiction Inzi and his team became.

Indian bookies are now chasing the Bangladesh players. I am sure huge offers are being made to Bangali players so that they lose against bermuda. This will enable India to compete in the next level super 8.

That was hilarious.

I think NFP has hit the nail on the head. I agree, once you get too much focus onto divine providence and luck you stop working hard.
I think this too much focus on praising the almighty all the time leads to complacency. It makes one lazy and one just assumes that all the good things in life would just fall on their laps if they sit and pray all the time.
There is a deep theological tension with this concept of divine providence, divine will, prayers and one`s action that no mullah can resolve. It can be done only through one`s commonsense.
I have heard that Inzi had an argument with Bob because he refused to come for the practice session.

LOL. It`s hilarious.

Exressing sentiments is OK. Many people in sports does this. The effing Danis Kaneria does live pooja everytime takes a wicket. He looks really funny. May be it`s in Pak genes of this overt religious fervour!

Shivnarine Chandepaul does complete bow to the land whenever he made a century. Krish Srikkanth did repititive touching of his amulet and remembering Sun god. Goran Ivanisevic moves his hands in cross direction to say thanks to his god. Carl Hooper is a self-proclaimed Christain but I doubt he led his teammates to Sunday church service.

I hope that these religious nuts relinquish sports and become monks, mullahs and sanyasis.

People who enjoy Art Buchwald kinda pieces wud like this write-up. Laughter is the best medicine. LOL.

Extremely boring piece, almost unreadable.

this article is in very, very poor taste especially considering that Bob was murdered and that the investigation is still ongoing. you should have restricted yourself to Inzi and the team. there`s no need to bring in Bob in this.

NFP, I think you have lost it. After the earlier slightly ranting cum boring article, you came up with a cliched device of an interview to drive the same points that you so boringly raised in the earlier article.

Though Mohammad Gill also possesses an article churning machinery but at least they are on a different topic each time.

Can`t the Pakistani music industry take more of your diatribes. Or is it that you only specialize in flogging dead horses.