Inzi Post-Bob: An Interview

Indian bookies are now chasing the Bangladesh players. I am sure huge offers are being made to Bangali players so that they lose against bermuda. This will enable India to compete in the next level super 8.

This article captures well the ridiculous nature Pakistan cricket got into in the last many years. The last line ```` You are good Muslim. Here, have a Pepsi```` spot on hits on the contradiction Inzi and his team became.

Paracha

Funny. Agree there are too many beards.

And not decent trimmed beards but wild growth with no end - like the Taliban.

This intentional display of religosity is quite a turn off.

NHK

Re: # 10 Ali 1

``Rail Gaddi has left Ludhiana, you`re in North America now.... loosen the pug and enjoy the fresh air, sardar ji.``

Naujawan, pardaisi seems to be from your neighborhood. You might be confusing him with me :)

NFP

Hilarious, great article.

On Bobs death....Inzi`s reply:
``Bismillah...Thanks to Allah, Boyzz played well``

An unsuccessful attempt at humour.

Re: #10

Colts versus Bears? Both Amerikee, both Christian, both nothing to do with Cricket. So the Colts coach is another moron, atleast he has something to celebrate, unfortunately for Pakistan our coach is not in this world anymore. More importantly, did Jesus get paid for winning the match? I dont think so. Hiding behind Jesus or Mohammed doesnt change anything, what matters is professionalism and performance.

The prayer disease afflicts equally well the subcontinent along the Iodine deficient belt that extends on both sides of the borders from Peshawar to Dhaka along the Grand Trunk Road -- even Hitler ( now Hitler can be quoted in civilized company thanks to our George Bush era) had complained about the subcontinent being a perpetual praying machine.

Hindus despite their myriads of simian and elephantine multiple armed multiple legged gods and godesses can seprate religion from sports and from science and from software business -- but for the poor insecure Pakistani hypothyroid cretins -- verbal Islam is like a crack addiction -- it binds every cell every fiber of their bodies and souls in a convulsive rigor mortis if it is not invoked and ingested on time.

religion is such an obssession with the stupid naive Pakistanis -- they can`t even fart without invoking Islam 5 times.

Finally God of Islam got so tired being pestered day and night by the pesky Pakistanis pests for such small things like cricket championships -- He not only made them lose to the Insignificant Irish -- He killed their coach as well -- ``nu rahega baaNs nu bajegi baaNsuree``.

btw Paracha sahib thanks for a great cricket interview with that potbellied beehive-bearded Maulana Inzimamulhaque Multani on his prayer rug playing field.

IF, the breaking news is true then the overtly religious Mullah Inzi and Mullah Mustaq are just another bunch of hypocrites who killed Bob. Religiosity is not imparting any virtues here, it seems.

IFF the news is true then that`s the lowest the Pak cricket team as well as Pakistan can go.

NFP, you`re article is in extremely bad taste.

It wasn`t funny just sick.

The whole world and it`s wife are mourning Bob`s sad demise but NFP here decides to write a satire poking fun!

Preety funny....well i think since all crickters talked about Islam..they should have won the match then..it`s like insulting the religion...man god knows wat`s wrong with ppl..Allah won`t help his ppl until his ppl will helpthemselves.....wake up ..helllo...

NFP seems to have some serious grudge against Raiwind`s Tableeghi jamat.. i really feel sorry for NFP for mocky someone`s relegious, i guess its the only thing he does whenever he`s tense ...had the team performed well ,nobody would have associated them with tableegh

I would not be surprised if Tableeghi Jamaat bookies are involved in Bob woolmer`s murder.

........ this ignominious loss is yet another nail in al-lah mian`s coffin - he is dead and should now be buried with some dignity along with his favourite prophet ! ...........

........... look at the state of the ummah from morocco to indonesia - politically, economically and socially they are getting their prayer-raised butts whopped by everyone from the puny isrealis to the dal-eating hindoos ............ and now al-lah`s mighty cricket team gets buggered by the followers of a little known prophet whose sole claim to fame has been driving out snakes from a little island - no visits to heaven or splitting the moon like mo of mecca ......... what more proof do we need that we have been worshiping a false god ? ....... even if he is a real god, it is clear that al-lah mian and mo are no match for st paddy, jesus son of mary, hanuman the monkey king, and the black lady from the bronx who can tell your future and cure your gout for twenty dollars ...... it is time we dumped these imposters and hitched our wagon to someone who is more competent .......

Re: # 39 hamidm

Hanumanji bhi fail ho gaye, janaab. Henceforth, FSM will be my god.