Salim Chauhan April 11, 2007
#634 Posted by aquaris on April 17, 2007 9:48:40 am
Re: # 609
`` So did they and so did I. Perhaps you were with the oppressors ``
and according to your One of the earlier posts..
`` 4. Massacre of hundreds of Mohajirs, including children, at the hands of Pathan tribesmen in 1986 at Sohrab GoTh with no accountability, trials, investigation of murderers by Zia`s dictatorship.
``
.....I can see HOW ACCURATE YOUR INFORMATION IS .
..... for your kind info....
those Massacres occured NOT in Sohrab Goth, But Aligarh and Qasba Colony, in and near Orangi Town....!!
Qasba Colony incidently is 50% Urdu Speaking 40% Pathans and 10% Other ethnicities...and that is according to the CDGK......!!
..... MQM was to hold a Jalsa At Hyderabad, that Jalsa was supposed to start at about 5PM in the evening, ...... there was an alleged Clash between Mohajirs going to Hyderabad, via superhigh way for the Jalsa and Afghans , mostly drug lords, of AlAsif Square and Sohrab Goth.......
Rumours started of this clash being Bloody, ......info was sketchy, ..... yet it resulted in the Horrible , Massacres at Aligarh and Qasba colony, of the innocents..... later in the evening.......
...... some allege, that it was MQM`s own doing, to Create FEAR of Survival, and hence Coerce the undecided Mohajir polity, which was skeptic after the First Jalsa of MQM at Nishtar Park, where for the first time, Open display, and not just display but massive
Aerial `Firing , with the AK-47 took place.... about MQM.
Period.
..... for more info, please visit the satp`s and fas`s site, also HRC`s site, they have a lot of info on that....
`` So did they and so did I. Perhaps you were with the oppressors ``
and according to your One of the earlier posts..
`` 4. Massacre of hundreds of Mohajirs, including children, at the hands of Pathan tribesmen in 1986 at Sohrab GoTh with no accountability, trials, investigation of murderers by Zia`s dictatorship.
``
.....I can see HOW ACCURATE YOUR INFORMATION IS .
..... for your kind info....
those Massacres occured NOT in Sohrab Goth, But Aligarh and Qasba Colony, in and near Orangi Town....!!
Qasba Colony incidently is 50% Urdu Speaking 40% Pathans and 10% Other ethnicities...and that is according to the CDGK......!!
..... MQM was to hold a Jalsa At Hyderabad, that Jalsa was supposed to start at about 5PM in the evening, ...... there was an alleged Clash between Mohajirs going to Hyderabad, via superhigh way for the Jalsa and Afghans , mostly drug lords, of AlAsif Square and Sohrab Goth.......
Rumours started of this clash being Bloody, ......info was sketchy, ..... yet it resulted in the Horrible , Massacres at Aligarh and Qasba colony, of the innocents..... later in the evening.......
...... some allege, that it was MQM`s own doing, to Create FEAR of Survival, and hence Coerce the undecided Mohajir polity, which was skeptic after the First Jalsa of MQM at Nishtar Park, where for the first time, Open display, and not just display but massive
Aerial `Firing , with the AK-47 took place.... about MQM.
Period.
..... for more info, please visit the satp`s and fas`s site, also HRC`s site, they have a lot of info on that....
#633 Posted by bjkumar on April 17, 2007 9:45:17 am
#632
Yaar, you left out the punch line - as listed below.
#632 (add-on)
At that point, they were both startled by loud flushing sounds from the nearby bathroom stall, as the sonorous voice of the mullah rang out:
``Don`t go away, hold everything, I need to introduce myself too, just as soon as I am finished wiping myself.
It may take a while, though.
Iss kambakhat kaaghaz ko Papistani Constitution kehte hain!``
#632 Posted by Urstruly on April 17, 2007 9:33:41 am
Re: # 631
Your fascination with human excrement has reminded me of a joke, which goes like this:
A Muslim and a Sikh met somewhere. The Muslim introduced himself in these words ``khaak dar khaak, aap ke qadmon ki khaak, iss khaaksar ko, Salim Chouhan kehte haiN.``
Upon hearing this the Sikh was taken aback by this elaborate introduction and thought to himself that he must also introduce himself with a rhyming introduction, or he will appear stupid in front of Salim. So that is how he introduced himself, ``gooN dar gooN, aapki gaand ka gooN, iss gaandu ko BJKaur kehte haiN``.
Your fascination with human excrement has reminded me of a joke, which goes like this:
A Muslim and a Sikh met somewhere. The Muslim introduced himself in these words ``khaak dar khaak, aap ke qadmon ki khaak, iss khaaksar ko, Salim Chouhan kehte haiN.``
Upon hearing this the Sikh was taken aback by this elaborate introduction and thought to himself that he must also introduce himself with a rhyming introduction, or he will appear stupid in front of Salim. So that is how he introduced himself, ``gooN dar gooN, aapki gaand ka gooN, iss gaandu ko BJKaur kehte haiN``.
#631 Posted by bjkumar on April 17, 2007 9:17:20 am
#630 (add-on)
Of course, there is nothing like a well-oiled khaki danda to get that greenshit oozing out in large volumes!
And fill-up Papistani streets with!
To the brim!
#630 Posted by bjkumar on April 17, 2007 9:13:05 am
#629 Urstruly
Yaar, you guys are full of that greenshit! However, at least you excrete it openly - unlike the people who run this site and most of its writers - who are highly constipated on it!
And always feeling VERY superciliously stuffy!
#629 Posted by Urstruly on April 17, 2007 9:09:09 am
The current ``protest`` by MQM against the students of Jamiah Hafsa elaborates the game plan of Fauji dictatorship to counter the uprising of people to make Pakistan the Democratic Islamic Emirate. They will use ethnicity and liguistic chauvinism to fight Islam. That is going to be interesting. It is not that this method has not been used before. During the East Pakistan debacle they used sirkari moulvis to counter the Bangali ethnicity and lost. Then they used masses in the name of Islam for Jihad in Afghanistan and caused the collapse of a superpower. This time those masses are being countered by ethnic chouvinists. Interesting indeed.
#628 Posted by bjkumar on April 17, 2007 9:00:53 am
#Chowk-staff
Dear chowk staff,
In view of your unmatcheable service in the application of chowk guidelines on this board - in your own way, here is a ``I LOVE YOU`` gram.
Enjoy. (Make sure you hold the nose, though!)

#626 Posted by Salim_Chauhan on April 17, 2007 8:55:16 am
#625 BJKumar {``Therein lies the utter hypocrisy of u and unohu! ``}
BJBhayya,
Forget about all the altruistic rhetoric, I am more concerned about your mental health. :)
BJBhayya,
Forget about all the altruistic rhetoric, I am more concerned about your mental health. :)
#625 Posted by bjkumar on April 17, 2007 8:14:27 am
#619
Salim, yaar, stop the foolish small talk!
This interactor needs no validation. Not from you, not from your string puller, not from the Papistani crowds, not from the Poop-like slimy Papistanis called ``chowk staff``!
I have not said anything about that ``chowk staff`` bunch of Papistani bastards that you have not said yourself (in your own way) before - so you know very well it is accurate!
But now you are trying to get into their ``good books`` - just like u-no-hu! So you pretend that I am talking less than sense.
Therein lies the utter hypocrisy of u and unohu!
#624 Posted by bjkumar on April 17, 2007 7:31:08 am
#602 Manto
Thank you for saying the right thing here regarding the ``personal`` nature of some of the attacks. :)
I am sure you, and yours, represent fine human beings. Everything else about you could be improved vastly, of course! :)
However, I never hold my breath waiting for the brown globs of Papistani poops who own and run this site and who call themselves ``chowk-staff`` - to get anything right, or to do anything right - least of all to show any even-handedness in applying those ``guidelines`` - which they only reach for and yank out from ``down there`` just like the Papistani khakis yank out provisions of the 1973 (or other yearly) ``constitution``!
When THEY need it.
Strictly as per their ``doctrine of necessity``!
You know, that term the Papistanis have come to learn....
And love!
#623 Posted by samar1982 on April 17, 2007 6:57:43 am
Re: # 622, Mantolives,
Kis kis ke `discrimination` ko India ka havala dekar chhupaoge miyan? Bangalion ke, biharion ke, pakhtoonon ke, aurton ke, ahmadiyon ke, sindhiyon ke, mohajiron ke?
India ka havala dekar apni sakh kyon dubote ho, bhai? Hamen chain se rahne do. Allah miyan ke fajal se ham yahan maje men hain.
Khudahafiz
Samar
Kis kis ke `discrimination` ko India ka havala dekar chhupaoge miyan? Bangalion ke, biharion ke, pakhtoonon ke, aurton ke, ahmadiyon ke, sindhiyon ke, mohajiron ke?
India ka havala dekar apni sakh kyon dubote ho, bhai? Hamen chain se rahne do. Allah miyan ke fajal se ham yahan maje men hain.
Khudahafiz
Samar
#622 Posted by MantoLives on April 17, 2007 6:34:35 am
Re: # 618
Well obviously the wider Ahmaddiya community doesn`t seem to think so. The Ahmadis, despite the institutionalised discrimination against them, seem to think that they are better off here.
And who can blame them.... Admittedly... out of the 5500 sectarian deaths in the last 20 years... 79 have been Ahmadis. But imagine if ``the Non-Muslims`` had been ``Muslims`` in India... what was the number 3000 Muslims burnt alive in one day?
Ofcourse... the horrible discrimination against Ahmadis needs to be overturned... but that is not the basic point of discussion here.
Well obviously the wider Ahmaddiya community doesn`t seem to think so. The Ahmadis, despite the institutionalised discrimination against them, seem to think that they are better off here.
And who can blame them.... Admittedly... out of the 5500 sectarian deaths in the last 20 years... 79 have been Ahmadis. But imagine if ``the Non-Muslims`` had been ``Muslims`` in India... what was the number 3000 Muslims burnt alive in one day?
Ofcourse... the horrible discrimination against Ahmadis needs to be overturned... but that is not the basic point of discussion here.
#621 Posted by MantoLives on April 17, 2007 6:20:44 am
Re: # 607
Harish mian,
As usual you are now resorting to what you know best... lying. But then that is to be expected from someone like you.
Harish mian,
As usual you are now resorting to what you know best... lying. But then that is to be expected from someone like you.
#620 Posted by Salim_Chauhan on April 17, 2007 5:52:11 am
masanamuthu #618 {``I`m just amazed by the far-sightedness of Radcliffe / Mountbatten that one day Ahmadiyas would be stripped of their right to be called Muslims and could be arrested for greeting others in the proper Islamic way in ``Pakistan``.. And it is better for them ``non-Muslims`` to remain with India.. :}
Masanamuthu Ji,
I agree with you about Lord Louis being a regular Nostradamus. I was also amazed by Lord Louis Mountbatten’s clairvoyance in not investing in a useless burial plot when he knew that his own end would be quite liquid. :)
Masanamuthu Ji,
I agree with you about Lord Louis being a regular Nostradamus. I was also amazed by Lord Louis Mountbatten’s clairvoyance in not investing in a useless burial plot when he knew that his own end would be quite liquid. :)
#619 Posted by Salim_Chauhan on April 17, 2007 5:48:59 am
#617 BJKumar {``Mian Salim, stop kissing up to that utterly, absolutely, incompetent crowd of nincompoops called ``chowk staff``!
And to the ``biased to the core`` Pakistani crowds! That crowd is just as ``intellectual`` as brown poop marinating in its own ``juices``!
And enjoying its own ``taste``! ``}
BJ Bhayya`s post is another justification for the legalization of hard drugs. We need some standards here - the quality of hard drugs should not vary from shipment to shipment and thus cause this vacillation in BJ Bhayya`s altitude. :)
And to the ``biased to the core`` Pakistani crowds! That crowd is just as ``intellectual`` as brown poop marinating in its own ``juices``!
And enjoying its own ``taste``! ``}
BJ Bhayya`s post is another justification for the legalization of hard drugs. We need some standards here - the quality of hard drugs should not vary from shipment to shipment and thus cause this vacillation in BJ Bhayya`s altitude. :)
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