The General vs. the Judge

#322, HP Sayin,
PPP - sounds like Bezamir is dying to urinate. :)
PPI - sounds like Bezamir has a real message for the public. LOL

HP Laserjet Sayin,
Look out - Your forehead says ``Low on Paper.`` I told you not to listen to your gori mem and switch to Lota. :)

Imho,

The MQM should change its name to sooji ka halwa mohaz from the ``musharaf humari masjid`` mohaz....

#320 HP {``Chauhan, I just want to ask you a simple question:
What do you prefer Sooji ka Halwa or Gaajar Ka Halwa? ``}

HP Sayeen,
At #320 you are only 100 points behind Chacha. :_
Actually, I prefer neither. I like baklava. :) Chai va sut Istiyorum.

Chauhan,


To determine where you stand, I just want to ask you a simple question:

What do you prefer Sooji ka Halwa or Gaajar Ka Halwa?

Btrw, tumahari sooji hoi kiyon hai aakher?

HP Saain,
Aapko Karnal wala tamasha yad he? Kiya phir se aapki jughrafya ka ilaaj ho jaaey?

#316 HP {``MQM is secular as long as it is fighting Alqaeda (JI) in Karachi for votes. The minute JI is uprooted from Karachi, MQM will go back to Sooji ka Halwa. ``}

LaserJet Saain,
Jab ilzaam lagaaeN to itna ke yaqeen aaye, warna aap ka toner kum hojaayega or maathey ka bulb blink karega. :)

Folio #306 {`` Sleembhai,
This boond-i-kaana is now a confirmed Salafist. He doesnt believe in native (Indian/South Asian) Islam.
Alternatively he shifts btw drinking Salafism and sniffing the creations of Dr. Matlock.
He`s a curious. He`s different. ``}

Folio,
Zee Sahib is a real anamoly - maybe we should call him Inam Ali. :)
He drinks like Hamidum Sahib, prays like Urstruly, hypocritically pontificates like Chacha Chaar Sau Bees, has the morals of Ali1, the sexual boasting of Atif2, and follows his mentor, Satani over the cliff of civilized discourse.
For a long time I believed that most Pakistani Punjabis were compassionate people who really abhorred the misdeeds of their soldiers in East Pakistan, Karachi, Baluchistan, and elsewhere in Pakistan. For a long time I believed that Pakistani Punjabis were not bigoted, racist (as if they had any reason to be!), and wanted genuine egalitarian environment for all Pakistanis. Coming on Chowk and learning the convictions of people like Chacha Char Sau Bees, Ali, Atif, Zeemax, Charlie, Shoebig, Ally, Sobia, and other notorious mahaPunjus, I have been utterly disappointed - at the expense of my nationalism and even faith in the legitimacy of Muslim unity.

#309 by hamidm2

“in the end it will come down to the secular parties (ppp, mqm, anp) against the islamists (mma, pml(a-z) and al-qaeda)”

MQM secular? Sounds like you finally succumbed to the Zeemax’s pressure. There is nothing secular in MQM. Remember its core followers (the rednecks) are the former followers of Shah Ahemd Noornai “the Nabi ka Jhanda, pir sahib ki fateha and sooji ka halwa” fame, JUP mullah guy.

MQM is secular as long as it is fighting Alqaeda (JI) in Karachi for votes. The minute JI is uprooted from Karachi, MQM will go back to Sooji ka Halwa.

Has it occurred to you why altaf is called Pir sahib? For the simple reason that his followers have to have a pir sahib ka mazar for fatha purhanay kay liay, sooji ka halwa and whatever comes with that.

These guys are so uncouth that they prefer sooji ka halwa over gaajar ka Halwa.


Is-cumbags.

#307 Zeemax {`` and don`t even mention Liaqat Ali Khan. He was nothing but an opportunist ...It took a Pathan`s bullet to rid Pakistan of him at the behest of a Punjabi.``}

Zee Sahib,
While not a valid mea culpa, your statement is at least an admission of guilt. So now we know what (or who) killed Shaheed-e-Millat. And you call us traitors?

#309 Hamidum Sahib {``salim mian, ..... i am rooting for you ............. i hope you will be able to vanquish the racist and bigoted punjabi wahabi, maulana zeemax and chase him from the chowk once and for all so that we can get back to discussing fine dining and high art ............. maybe, if we are lucky, he will take sister zeena with him (i warned you about her !) .......... ..... remember, in the end it will come down to the secular parties (ppp, mqm, anp) against the islamists (mma, pml(a-z) and al-qaeda) ...... make sure you don`t shoot any friendlies ........

Hamidum Sahib,
Thank you for this relief - finally a post with some humor and a hope for salvation. Actually, there was never a need for an MQM. If the perpetual persecution of Mohajirs during the reigns of ZAB, Zina Owl Hack, Bezamir I, Besharif I, Bezamir II, Besharif II had been contained, Altag Bhai would probably be controlling the paan and niswar franchise in Karachi. Mohajirs never organized themselves under one party until the late 80s and that was forced upon them as a means of survival.
I agree with you that secularism is the future for Pakistan and the bigger enema is the mutilated version of Islam blowing in from Soodi Arabia.

Zeemax #310 {``No doubt they will, but for you. Karachi is not a mutarwa city. You will know that on 3rd June if the Pushtoons go ahead with their strike to shut down that city.``}

Zee Sahib,
Benyamin Bhai showed admirable maturity in asking for a ceasefire. Unfortunately, you continue to display extreme racism, bigotry, and provincialism. Your duplicity in promoting Paki Punju hegemony and simultaneously supporting right-wing fundo Jihadi Wahabi mutilation of ``Islam,`` is driving me to question the state of both our minds - yours for this moronic dichotomy and mine for continuing to engage your utter nonsense.

If your Pushtoons (probably the PPI type) go ahead with their strike to shut down Karachi, then maybe we Mohajirs should consider driving our own cars, guarding our own homes, shops, and banks, and making niswar illegal and punishable with a one-way ticket to Homoland. :) While we are at it, we should start cleaning our own bathrooms and rob you Paki Punjus of employment in Karachi. :)

Re: # 311

zeemax,

....... i will settle for the islam of bari imam, mqm and the fair ladies of heera mandi (who, as you probably know, are mostly devout shias) ......... but i am surprised at your hatred for the mohajirs - i guess you have enough bile to spread around .............

#309 by hamidm2,

You can forget about secularism at-least in Pakistan if you haven`t done so already. :)

#308 by binyamin,

I don`t lay claim to Jinnah. He belonged to Pakistan, not any single community. The argument I was making was that was there any mutarwa who contributed to Pakistan? That is the question.

I don`t believe the claim of any Jinnah`s grandsons. Many people of Kharadar claim that. Even neighbors, so forget it.

Otherwise the political consequences for Pakistan will be disastrous.

No doubt they will, but for you. Karachi is not a mutarwa city. You will know that on 3rd June if the Pushtoons go ahead with their strike to shut down that city.

salim mian,

..... i am rooting for you ............. i hope you will be able to vanquish the racist and bigoted punjabi wahabi, maulana zeemax and chase him from the chowk once and for all so that we can get back to discussing fine dining and high art ............. maybe, if we are lucky, he will take sister zeena with him (i warned you about her !) ..........

..... remember, in the end it will come down to the secular parties (ppp, mqm, anp) against the islamists (mma, pml(a-z) and al-qaeda) ...... make sure you don`t shoot any friendlies ........