Daughters of Hajar

Re: # 904

philosopher,

........ who told you i was an atheist ?........... i am just an ordinary muslim who likes to challenge god once in a while to keep him on his toes ......... you guys need to lighten up - it is between me and him ......... if he is so omnieverything as you guys claim, he doesn`t need your help - let him fight his own fights .........

Re: # 908zeemax

yes, But you know,if you really wanna have ``ice cream`` after dinner you must go after it gets a bit of dark..too much enlightenment can melt the `ice cream`` before dinner.

... well actually I was wondering ...

``O` hamidm dey ghar `enlightened` Dinner wali gal tey wich hee reh gayee ... ``

#906 by philosopher,

Hahaha !!!

Re: # 905zee

LOL.Man.you are something.hahah

Old Joke revisited:

Hamidm and tahmed32 are abusing each other from their balconies. Zeemax is passing in the narrow lane below. hamidm says to tahmed ``mein terey tey khota chrahawan``. tahmed says to hamidm ``mein terey tey ghora charhawaan``. Hamidm says to tahmed ``mein teri runn tey khota charawan`` tahmed says to hamidm ``mein teri runn tey ghora charawan``. Hamidm says to tahmed ``mein teri dhee tey khota charawan``. tahmed looks down in the lane and sees Zeemax and says to hamidm ``mein teri dhee tey Zeemax charawan``.

Then they finish fighting and go back inside, while zeemax waits and waits for hours till sundown. Then he knocks on tahmed`s door and says to him:

``O` Zeemax wali gal tey wich hee reh gayee ... ``

Re: # 902Hamid Meerasi

Though i know its meaningless but lets give it a try.Just leave this bhaandpan for a moment.

I can give you a long list of philosophers,intellectuals scientists who have been believers.If you consider the idea of God so ridiculous,do u think all these genius had been doing ``Jhaak baazi`` and you are the most rational person ever to walk this planet??

You know,there has not been even a single first rank philosopher who had been atheist for his entire life.Bertrand Russell[the person you quote a lot,i laugh when i see you quoting russell,even your ``saat naslain``are unable to understand him] even he conceded that all his philosophy failed to solve the problem of knowledge.And he said this in his last book titled ``HUMAN KNOWLEDGE...its scope and limitation`` dont waste your money it.its beyond the scope of your ``aaklouta`` brain cell.

#902 hamidm (to allah mian) and as for shaping things in the womb, it is clear that you are pretty bad at it ........ it seems to be a hit and miss thing - tom cruise one day, masadi the next ....

allah mian: and what is so good about tom cruise, that little couch hopping frog?

hamidm: aha! so you are consistently producing low-quality products then!!

allah mian: mankind is work-in-progress, boy!! quality takes time!! another million years and maybe i`ll come up with a new, improved ashrsful-mskhlooqaat if this model, mankind, proves defective!! I say that in the Quran too, btw, although I know none of you chowk posters (particularly the shariah-type mardoodiites) like it when tahmed (a good man, i may add) mentions the Quran!!

converstion part III ....... boys and girls we will skip to chapter 3 because chapter 2 seems to be more of the same ........

allah mian: Alif Lam Mim.

hamidm: here we go again !......... this is getting really aggravating .... stop it!

allah mian: Allah, (there is) no god but He, the Everliving, the Self-subsisting by Whom all things subsist

hamidm: now don`t get too cocky ........what about vishnu and all his avatars - are they chopped liver .? ........ and if you are so darn self-subsisting why do you want me to bang my head on the ground five times a day ?

allah main: He has revealed to you the Book with truth, verifying that which is before it, and He revealed the Tavrat and the Injeel aforetime, a guidance for the people, and He sent the Furqan.

hamidm: ...... oh, please ..... stop talking in the third person again - are you a schizo or what ? ........ and why can`t you do anything right the first time around ?...... maybe you need a better ghost writer instead of that lazy lout gabby ......

allah mian: Surely they who disbelieve in the communications of Allah they shall have a severe chastisement; and Allah is Mighty, the Lord of retribution.

hamidm: ..... there you go again - threatening and posturing like a school yard bully ...... and mian ji, you have severe communication problems because people have a hard time understanding your incoherent gibberish - you sound like one of those nba players .......

allah mian: Allah-- surely nothing is hidden from Him in the earth or in the heaven.
hamid : we are really full of ourself, arn`t we ?! ......now tell me, how many fingers i am holding behind my back ?

allah mian: He it is Who shapes you in the wombs as He likes; there is no god but He, the Mighty, the Wise

hamidm: allright, all right, i get it ... now move on ........ and as for shaping things in the womb, it is clear that you are pretty bad at it ........ it seems to be a hit and miss thing - tom cruise one day, masadi the next ........ anyway, i have to run now - it is a beautiful day and i`d rather be sitting in the sun sipping on a mohito instead wasting my time trying to understand your mind ........

....................... at this rate, we should be able to finish the koran in a month or so ........ you are welcome! ........ please send your hadiya to imran khan`s hospital - i will settle for a plate of halwa and a shalwar kameez when we are finished ......... jazak allah khair

hamidm: sigh! there you go again .... and stop taking your name in vain .... and, if i may ask, why did you set a seal on their hearts in the first place, if you are going to bitch about it .

masadi: Read the context fool, you quote it and then ask a stupid ``play school`` question: The answer is, ``Those who cover up the truth, it is alike to them whether you warn them or warn them not, they will not believe...`` The HABIT of covering and distorting the truth is why your damn heart was sealed in the first place, comprendey?

allah: They desire to deceive Allah and those who believe, and they deceive only themselves and they do not perceive.

hamidm: okay, stop repeating yourself - i get it ! .... for god`s sake, move on !

masadi: You don`t get it fool. Can`t you see the relevance of this verse when you look around you today. People claim to be doing things in the name of Allah, yet they break every rule in the book, and try to malign Islam, what they are trying to do (and there are many on this site) is exactly what the verse is saying. In their desire to label believers and deceive God while serving the Shiatan, i.e. the US elite`s war on terror, they only deceive themselves, and there are many self- deceived believers on here thumping their chests in glory, even as the Shaitan is using them for his perverse ends...

allah: There is a disease in their hearts, so Allah added to their disease and they shall have a painful chastisement because they lied.

hamidm: look, big boy ! i won`t stand here and be insulted .......... stop acting like a big bully and go and do something useful with your eternal life - make me a mohito ! ......... i am out of here

masadi: Who is insecure now? Huh? You (Hamid) responded even though your name isn`t mentioned above, no fool this verse is not about you, you are too ignorant and openly hostile to Islam to fit in that category. There is no name calling, just classification of a behavior so that people can recognize those who act that way. The book is too far advanced for your dimwit intellect, little wonder you can`t handle it

allah:And when it is said to them: Believe as the people believe they say: Shall we believe as the fools believe? Now surely they themselves are the fools, but they do not know.

hamidm: look mian ji, stop calling me names - if some fools want to believe that you created the world in six days and that horses can fly, it is their business ....... i ain`t no fool

masadi: As a matter of fact Hamid, you are one of the biggest fools out here. The verse is not classifying your behavior, it is classifying the behavior of those that are trying to deceive the Muslims, you are out in the open, your hatred and rejection of Islam is out in the open. Learn the principles of understanding the context before you comment on something FOOL.

allah: These are they who buy error for the right direction, so their bargain shall bring no gain, nor are they the followers of the right direction.

hamidm: have you been living in a cave or something! ....... you can buy a gps system for 500 bucks at any radio shack and you will never be lost ........ we don`t navigate by the sun and the stars any more

masadi: Hamid, you`re a damn fool, the verse is not talking about ``physical`` direction, and all the GPS systems in the world, even if you put one where the light don`t shine, cannot buy you the right direction if you prefer BS to the truth...

Allah: The lightning almost takes away their sight; whenever it shines on them they walk in it, and when it becomes dark to them they stand still; and if Allah had pleased He would certainly have taken away their hearing and their sight; surely Allah has power over all things.


hamidm: look, my friend in the sky, why don`t you just make me do it - what ever it is that you want me to do - instead of bitchin about it

masadi: First, Hamid (FOOL) your bs argument is reproduced verbatim in the Quran, as a contention of those that cover up the truth to the believers, so should I say deja vu?

[Quran 36.47] And when it is said to them: Spend out of what Allah has given you, those who reject the truth say to those who believe: Shall we feed him whom, if Allah please, He could feed? You are in naught but clear error.

Second, you idiot (Hamid), God defers you to an appointed time, to fulfill a purpose, if he interferes before the purpose of your creation is complete, that would be interference with that purpose, and we do not expect Allah to be as flaky and dishonest as you are...

[Quran 16.61] And if Allah had destroyed men for their iniquity, He would not leave on the earth a single creature, but He respites them till an appointed time; so when their time will come they shall not be able to delay (it) an hour nor can they bring (it) on (before its time).

tahmed writes <<< hamidm (pointing to masadi, and scolding God): ai banda banaya ai?? (what kind of a person did you make here?) >>>

He whom tahmed (the worshipper of the West, the peon of the US elite, the supporter of Colonization, Imperialism and the war on Iraq, supporter and legitimizer of the Atlantic Slave Trade and the genocide of all the indigineous folk slaughtered by the Caucasian settlers and invaders) singles out for insults, supporting hamidm`s BS against Islam, must surely be doing something that pleases God....a simple criterion, given the character of this sob, tahmed and his unconditional submission to the Shaitan

Re: # 898tahmed32

[hamidm (pointing to masadi, and scolding God): ai banda banaya ai?? (what kind of a person did you make here?) ]

What a gem.hmm?Once Abu_safwan used that kinda language for hamid and you suddenly discovered your decency and `shafqat` for hamid.whenver we guys use that kinda language you become the champion of poilteness and manners.why do i feel that ECHOBOOM DADA is the only person who knows you best?

allah mian vs hamid mian (the real story)

allah mian: what do you do for a living?
hamidm: i put dots on chowk. and what do you do for a living?
allah mian: mera kam ai banday banana (my job is to make people).
hamidm (pointing to masadi, and scolding God): ai banda banaya ai?? (what kind of a person did you make here?)

Re: # 836

``.... hamidm2 is destined for hell ..... He is one for hell.``

Iron Mask sahib:

God will be very worried that Hamidm might create a parallel empire in hell. Therefore, He will give Hamidm keys to His platinum room.

#894 when you have six kids in tow - who bothers to read the reviews before hand....it calls for some fortitude and fortification before the show....

#892 do you also own strange die O wheel-o-time!