A Letter To President Musharraf

The only good macaca is a dead one, and all the poor b'tard gets is cow piss in afterlife before being reborn as a cockroach:

Re: # 467

Japyp

Why not blame Adam and Eve for these problems. Poor Jinnah wanted a dominian state where ALL wud have lived as equal citizens, sadly it was not to be.

Anger displacement helps nobody and solves no problems. Real culprits in Pak history are Establishment (Army+Beuracracy), Mullas (JI, JUI etc etc) and Saudi petro dollars. These Fundo crackpots are the b@stard children of the Hameed Luls (gul), Zia lul phuck etc etc, if there is blame to be shared then it is the Qazi's, Sami lul phuks who need to be singled out for their connivance.

A good day for islam,

There are millions of jihadis in Waziristan waiting to go to heaven. Even on chowk, at last the educated pakistanis are accepting that a US backed military action to send the jihadis to heaven is the most appropriate islamic action. Even the mullahs seem to support that.

So the good day for islam is round the corner, when the gates of heaven will be chocker block with pakistanis.

That will be a good day for Jinnah in his grave, he has sent more pakistanis to heaven than any one in history.

No wonder he is called Qaid

#463 Posted by cliftonbridge,

2. tie your women to a tree if they want dignity or emancipation.

But I thought they loved that sort of a thing in the parts where you live ..... I mean ... err .. maybe not trees but beds, certainly ... :)

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The 'Captivity' Premiere Party: A Delightful Evening Of Meticulously Planned Outrageousness








Too squeamish to attend the Captivity premiere party that After Dark Films provocateur Courtney Solomon recently promised would be so debauched that it would likely bring about the total collapse of Western Civilization ourselves, we dispatched unshockable Defamer Special Correspondent on Looking Into The Eyes of Evil and Laughing Nick Malis to Privilege last night, hoping that he would emerge from the ritualistic promotional flaying with enough of his sanity intact to file a report on his experience. Luckily for us, he did survive the ordeal, though not without some psychological scarring associated with prolonged exposure to a carefully coordinated attempt to offend his sensibilities. His report follows, along with a link to our photo gallery of the event (which you can skip to by clicking here, if you're the impatient type.)

If you're wondering why all the hardware stores in LA were sold out of electrical tape, it's because much of it was stuck to the nipples of the models at the Captivity premiere party last night. That's right, I was lucky enough to be on the list for this little shindig at Privilege, and I was curious if After Dark CEO Courtney Solomon could deliver on his New York Times promise to throw the most outrageous bash ever.

So did he? In a word, no. The whole thing gave off a distinctly opening-credits-of-Mindfreak vibe, with plenty of leather and piercing to go around. But it came off as silly and forced, not dark and scary. Consider these ghastly delights:

* One girl was chained to a spinning table while another girl pretended to whip her. Shocking!

* Suicide Girls roamed the party wearing little besides the aforementioned electrical tape. My delicate sensibilities!

* Greased-up Bikini clad ladies wrestled each other. Oh, the horror!

* A "needle play" booth, where some guy stuck pointed quills into the backs of willing victims. Mildly disturbing!

* Dave Navarro wearing a tight tanktop. Okay, that actually was scary.

The best part of the evening was watching all the open-collared agent/producer types try to hit on the Goth chicks. I've never seen so many Bluetooth headsets and leather corsets in one place.



However, the most-asked question of the night: Where were the celebs? The biggest star there was the fat guy from Borat. You know things aren't going well when the Bai Lings and Traci Binghams of the world don't show up to your party. Elisha Cuthbert couldn't even be bothered to attend, and she's the freakin' star of the movie!



But so what if the Captivity party wasn't the Grand Guignol display everyone had hoped for? There was still an open bar and girls with electrical tape on their boobies. I, for one, will take what I can get.

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Previously: 'Captivity': The Predictably Outrageous Premiere Party [Defamer]

People in Pakistan should ask for stability first. If it means martial law, so be it. The dangers in NWFP are too great to be taken lightly. These extremists could engulf the whole nation into killing fields a lot worse than what we saw in Yugoslavia.

Democracy and general elections can wait until such time when the country is at peace with itself. Pakistan is not there yet.

None of the mainstream political parties has put forth any solutions to the growing extremists problem that Pakistan faces. They are staying away claiming that it is the military problem, and when democracy is restored, somehow all this fundamentalist talk will go away.

Actually, in the past general elections brought the country closer to fundamentalism.

If Pakistani military is unable to provide stability to this region, then the NATO forces should enter and do the work in collaboration with the Pakistani military. This is what the Chinese government is probably demanding. Pakistan is fast becoming a failed state like Sudan with one exception Pakistan is a nuclear power. If the military in Pakistan does not stop this madness then the world would easily see deaths of several thousands of people.

#456

its simplistically stated puppy ..because the concept is simple, its only your wishful thinking that makes you say otherwise.

1. death to kuffar (including shias cliftonbridges and quaid e azam types)
2. tie your women to a tree if they want dignity or emancipation.

everything else is wrapping paper. You can make khiyaali pullao but we who are less romantic can see how all roads lead to the taliban.

"Aaaayeee Barsaat toa, Barsaaat ney dil toarR diyaaaa

The Cantonment Kutttaaaas who do not utter a word against the US and keep on licking the hand that feeds them
are the haraamis of Islam & Muslims. Whatever they say means NOTHING unless they publicly denounce the western thuGGs. Utterng kufr against Mullas is a code that these Oooons Pooons will support USA against muslims. Such characters must be watched closely

Laanut on the pups that the bitches form the Cantonments & colonies littored

and now here is the heart wrenching story of the girl who loved Ghazi Abdul Rashid , the Lal Masjid, and the fundamentalists.

RUNG laey Gaa shaheedoaN ka lahoo!

Ahmed sahab,
no argument there. Although i do feel we'll be better served with a presidential form of govt...its easier for a visionary to come thru i think in a presidential form of democracy.. amreeka schtyle..but thats semantics.

abu safwan: Like karachi, in Lahore too medicine and engineering was the place of choice for the top students. But nevertheless - lawyers in Pakistan have proved that they understand the rule of law like no general - however much he struts around wearing medals and talking big - has ever understood.

I am not talking about rule by the technocrats, btw. I am talking about rule by the people, through their elected reps whom they can kick out of a job in the next elections. Who these elected reps are does not matter - perhaps we will get lucky and get a visionary elected. Perhaps we wont and will get a twit like Nawaz Sharif or BB elected. Who cares.

zeemax #454 None of the political parties is inspiring in Pakistan. The only vision their leaders have is of becoming the ruler of Pakistan. And I think most Pakistanis will agree.

Nevertheless, I am still for a democracy. Since we need it all the more given the losers we have to chose between. At least they will know that they will lose power if they foul up - rather than stay on forever like the mard-e-momins Gaddafi or like thugs like the egyptian president.

masadi #452 I forgot the fourth tier. That is for know-it-alls like you who couldnt make it to any other tier.

#445 Posted by echoboom cliffy:444
to sum up what you said:
" Quafila'a-e Hijaaz meiN, eik Hussain bhhee naheeN"...Allama Iqbal.
and that has been/ and is our misfortune.

Now there's another Hussain. Ghazi Abdul Rasheed Shaheed.

So, worry not. I'm sure Iqbal would have been glad.

#444 Posted by cliftonbridge,

Too simplistic. You can do better clifton ...

Abu Safwaan Sahib,

thoree c wazahat, train patree sey kahan uthree?

Any military exercize needs a political solution to complete the job and Eeraq is a classic example where the invading forces failed to deliver simply because they ignored political solution in favor of brute force. Maybe u misunderstood my post, I was simply reminding some pompous idiots that force is not the answer to the problem, this principle applies to ALL parties, Govt and mulla brigade. If Mush and Co are guilty of using excessive force, then the suicidal mulla brigade is equally culpable for their obscurantist, fascist behavior that promotes a culture of violence. To say or believe that the poor waziris will be able to challenge the sheer naked aggression of Nato forces is denying reality. (Tactical weapons can include nuclear weapons that can become a reality courtesy our mullas and Uncle sam.)

Japanese, Germans, Russians, Vietnamese never resorted to suicide bombings, this phenomena in recent history was started by the Tamils in Sri Lanka that came to India, Palestine, Iraq, Afganistan and now Pakistan. Yet, if you compare the loss of lives, there is no comparison when we look at the number of lives lost. Point being, we sud not push our luck, u aint seen anything yet.