Do You Have a Substitute?

BTW, on every trip to India that I have ever been on I have experienced that Indian women prefer Pakistani men because they find our language and culture to be very attractive. You will notice that most of the top actors in Bollywood are Muslims. Finally, the Muslims are also a major factor in everything that India can claim to boast about. So I dont know what you Hindu fanatics are on about, even in India, Muslims are there at the top in every field. You guys are just pissed off because the BJP and others fanatics have brain washed you into thinking that Pakistan and Pakistanis are the enemy. Get on with your life, seek some counseling,get a job and contribute to your country in a more meaningful way than bitching about others on the net.

#121 by Zyxius

Yes Harish, we'll learn how to use our time wisely from a loser wannabe RAW agent like you who spends his days fighting the Pakistanis on the net.

Umm..OK, so do also you have trouble sleeping at nights imagining RAW agents all over your bedroom?

"Bear in mind, you can not get rid of us. This is just the beginning; we will be always there at every fall of yours at every drop of your blood oozing out, till you breathe your last sigh."

Vaaiz...thats pretty twisted man you may want to seek some psychological help for those issues, it simply aint normal no matter how much you compare it to crowds accumulating to watch accidents. Also, I understand its your religion but you may want to cut down on the cow urine...it is toxic after all and it may be affecting your mental health.

"And if only you guys got off your behinds and did something worthwhile to resist the tinpot dictators who've ruled you for the better part of 60 years, you would have had democracy by now."

Yes Harish, we'll learn how to use our time wisely from a loser wannabe RAW agent like you who spends his days fighting the Pakistanis on the net.

Ranjit, guys like you are always welcome who just want to discuss properly but you have to understand my point of view about this bunch of morons who seem to have dedicated their lives to....I'm not sure what their purpose is actually.

#118 by Vaaiz

Oh yes… about that ‘if we merge we will rule you’ bravado - better learn to rule yourself mate

Everytime Pakis brags about ruling India for 800 years, you can understand where they're coming from. Having endured 60 years of slavery under various dictators, they have only one place to vent their impotent rage, basking in the glory of their forefathers rule over Hindus. This makes them feel less inadequate.

#114 by Zyxius

Maybe if you call in sick and take another 3 days off work you can deliver more of your deadly stinging posts to the tamil forums and wreak havoc among Ma Bharat’s enemies. Yes Harish, you should do it…..Bhagwan needs you! If only more Indians took time off their daily lives to conquer the nation’s enemies on the net.

And if only you guys got off your behinds and did something worthwhile to resist the tinpot dictators who've ruled you for the better part of 60 years, you would have had democracy by now. Even tiny Nepal fought off the monarchy but you have shown that you simply lack the testicular fortitude for a fight. All you can brag about is Muslim rule over India, when the fact is that your Muslim forefathers toiled as much like slaves as my Hindu forefathers did.

PS: so when are the Sikhs joining you to finish us off? LOL!

Dear Mr. Zyxius

I am truly amused at your naivety. In the real world how can you expect that people will close their eyes when you fall.
When you fall they laugh, when you bleed they cheer, when you die they rejoice, it’s the most innate instinct of any animal to be silently thrilled by else’s plight. And that is exactly what we are doing. If you still are not getting it we are enjoying the decadence of Pakistan as a civil society and a nation. Bear in mind, you can not get rid of us. This is just the beginning; we will be always there at every fall of yours at every drop of your blood oozing out, till you breathe your last sigh.
Oh yes… about that ‘if we merge we will rule you’ bravado - better learn to rule yourself mate.. you need to implement your skills in your home first then dream of others. We are well off without your expertise in ruling.
And about our one billion ‘wriggling in dirt’ hungry poor, yes we know they exist but your well fed madarsa goers bother us more that our own hungry poor.

#114 by Zyxius

Your mission to be the disruptive element in a Pakistani forum has been thoroughly accomplished.

Pakistani forum? Umm...OK, so in apart to bringing martial law to Pakistan, you are now trying to bring it on to cyberspace as well? LoL!

Yaar Zyxius, take it easy!! Paki politics is so interesting compared to the boring, mundane stuff in new delhi, that we injuns are fascinated by it. Where else do you see so much dhishum dhishum, melodrama, rape, violence, emotional roller coasters? Its far better than a zee tv serial yaar!! Just like you guys cant keep your hands off from bollywood, we cant keep our hands off from commenting on your political nautankis!! Cheers!!

#106 Posted by Zyxius ...

..maybe you'll get a job as someone's janitor in Dubai...

Or if not that, then surely either a doorman in Manhattan, or a bed-bug mattress shaker in Penn.

My God Harish, you have been brutal in your assault on us. Your words have not only left me demoralized, but have brought shame upon Pakistan. Your mission to be the disruptive element in a Pakistani forum has been thoroughly accomplished. You can now scurry on along to your next RAW mission.

Maybe if you call in sick and take another 3 days off work you can deliver more of your deadly stinging posts to the tamil forums and wreak havoc among Ma Bharat’s enemies. Yes Harish, you should do it…..Bhagwan needs you! If only more Indians took time off their daily lives to conquer the nation’s enemies on the net.

#111 by Zyxius

Zyxius mian, fact is that your country is looked upon as the terrorist haven. Just a couple of days back some State Department official said Pakistan makes Iraq look better. You have done a great job of ruining your country and bringing it to such a pass.

The rest of your "mine is bigger than yours" exercise is irrelevant and best ignored. If you can, do something to bring back democracy to Pakistan. Or just flail your arms and whine as some are doing. Or better still, be an apologist for Mushy as you're doing now, some crumbs may come your way. Good luck!

I think this has degenerated enough. I suggest if you Hindus want to discuss things in a forum such as this, keep your anti-Pakistan sentiments and agenda to yourself or screw off and spend your time in some forum more relevant to your own life.

"And guess who were the ones who were the first ones raped after invaders crossed the Khyber? Today just because you converted, you brag about being from the conqueror's race..."

Oh no Harish....you really got me and my feelings a hurt. You went back into hundreds of years into our history and discovered the bastard roots of this nation....oh no! Meanwhile, the piss drinkers were the bold and the beautiful who resisted and still remain true to their piss drinking heritage....they have not been conquered by anyone....yes no? You probably have too much time on your hands so I will simply leave you with a few things;

Invasion from Khyber is not the only way the sub-continent became Muslim. Mohammad Bin Qasem landed in Sindh and kicked Raja Daher's ass after which Islam spread mostly by the scholars and sufis. The Islamic administration had a policy of setting up the governing infrastructure and leaving conversion and preaching to the religious class. The Hindus living in the southern part of what is now Pakistan and parts of India converted in this way.

So you can take your BJP curriculum history and stuff it up your a$$.

"And if Pakistan had been full of hot-air blowers like you, we would have in fact gloated at Pakistan's plight today. Fact is, we can't."

You cant gloat over Pakistan's woes because you have enough of your own. Drive around Bombay or Delhi and tell me that you don't have worst conditions for the poor than Pakistan could ever be accused of. The Indian economic success is only for a small segment and that by the way includes a large contingent of Muslims...whom you say have bastard roots, while you piss drinkers belong to the pure race of Shiva Krishna Bagofdoodoo. `

"You already did that, didn't you?"

No...you Hindus are the ones known for worshipping almost everything from cows to monkeys to penis shaped rocks. Wouldn't be surprised if you start calling your conquerers your gods.

"Are you always this deluded or do you speak like this only when you're high on something?"

Our diets don't consist of Bovine Urea so we're pretty clear headed here, dunno about you though. Did you say you had a job?

#108 by Zyxius

...you guys are a nation of piss drinkers who have almost always been ruled by others.

And guess who were the ones who were the first ones raped after invaders crossed the Khyber? Today just because you converted, you brag about being from the conqueror's race while forgetting the fact that your ancestors were Hindus who bore the brunt of the invader's force (and lust) and perhaps converted by force (does your great grandpa even know who his father was? I doubt.). You were the ones subdued and forced into adopting an alien religion and now you brag that your tormentors' deeds were your own? Is this what they call the Stockholm Syndrome?

Listen, one thing should be clear to you is that you hindus do not want anything bad to happen to Pakistan cause a united India would probably mean that you little wimps would be ruled by us again...the brits are gone...

Had it not been for the average Paki (who probably isn't very different from an average human being anywhere, hardworking and decent), we couldn't care less about what happens to Pakistan. And if Pakistan had been full of hot-air blowers like you, we would have in fact gloated at Pakistan's plight today. Fact is, we can't.

but you losers always worship that which can harm you and that which can benefit you.

You already did that, didn't you?

The Sikhs will probably join us in kicking your ass...so you may as well keep your mouth shut and go back to Calcutta and enjoy what you have there instead of coming here to bark at us

Sure..the Sikhs will join you like they did in 1947. Are you always this deluded or do you speak like this only when you're high on something?

Zyxius,

(cause a united India would probably mean that you little wimps would be ruled by us again...)

You are right on this count. And for that reason I can only hope and pray that Pakistan and B'desh remain separate entities.

(how do you like to take your cow piss? With a little yogurt or on the rocks?)

Don't take so dunno. Btw how do you like your Phosphorus, white or red?

Regards

Harish...thats just stupid. You are using this as a defense for your drinking cow piss? We awarded some honor to one of you piss drinkers? Thats it? So what if we gave a medal to a piss drinker...you guys are a nation of piss drinkers who have almost always been ruled by others.

I once asked a seemingly highly intelligent Hindu classmate of mine at Uni once about cow piss. He replied, quite matter of factly, that "its actually just a little piss mixed with yogurt...its not that bad." So tell me Harish....how do you like to take your cow piss? With a little yogurt or on the rocks?

Listen, one thing should be clear to you is that you hindus do not want anything bad to happen to Pakistan cause a united India would probably mean that you little wimps would be ruled by us again...the brits are gone...but you losers always worship that which can harm you and that which can benefit you. The Sikhs will probably join us in kicking your ass...so you may as well keep your mouth shut and go back to Calcutta and enjoy what you have there instead of coming here to bark at us.