Taliban, Pashtoons and Pakistan

Re: # 121

and then you woke up.... you were still in the cab line, other pakis were honking like mad, saying bad things about your mom and sister... you were just dreaming...

yep, that's what paki dreams are made of - boarding a plane uncaged... ain't going to happen dude anytime soon... drive the cab, dude :)

This pig was baaaad. But guess most hindoos are like that. Uncouth bastar** who think by buying a damn airline ticket they've bought the airline ... sheesh ... the airline probably spends more trying to kill the smell after these smelly idiots have disembarked.

But to tell the truth, this s.o.b besides the odor, was a real uncouth son of a b***. He was trying to stuff some junk in a sack kind of thing in the overhead rack and I waited for him to finish and the ass**** just took his sweet time. So I ran out of patience and kicked his leg blocking the passage and told him you c*** this plane has other passengers. He just tried to mouth some obscenities but when saw the look on my face, pissed in his pants and backed off. The little smelly mouse. Then I took out his junk which wouldn't fit and gave it to the crew to put it in the hold.

These effing smelly animals which are hindoos.

They even gave third degree to this Edhi dude, the bigshot social worker - even though he does have a permit to travel "free" of a cage... the only paki to have earned benefit...

These days the standing instructions for airlines is : "No dogs and pakis allowed"... unless they are in a cage, locked and gagged...

the other day they caught some paki minister's sons in London airport,roaming free - god knows how they managed to get in... brits gave them the third degree and sent them back home to pakiland in a cargo ship with another bunch of talibaboons they also have caught in the meantime....

So don't do this... you will not be so lucky next time.... there is no need to take that kind of risk... just drive your cab and be happy...

#117 Posted by mohar11,

Even the poor stewardess was trying to pretend wiping her nose with a tissue while serving this hindoo the meal tray when actually trying to shield the frikking odor .. oh that nasty pungent odor emanating from that animal, away.

Re: # 116

How did you sneak in a plane? I thought They have already banned all pakis from flying anywhere in any airline... only mode mechanized transportation that's allowed for you paki primitives is cabs... and that's only because you drive it... :)

#115 Posted by rf786,

Yaar when the company sends me it's in Club Class. This was a private visit. But next time I will spend double for Club Class because there're no hindus there. The cheap buggers. Anything to keep these smelly vermin away!

Zeemax

Next time don't b cheap, spend some money n fly business class if not first.

I was flying back yesterday on a long-haul and there was a hindu sitting next to me. He smelt so bad that I had to fight with the crew to change my seat. Surely we must have not evolved from the same species of monkeys. Hindus seem to have evolved from a really smelly species of apes.

Re: # 30 Field Marshall Bulleya 'Romair'

"...so defeating pakistan shouldn't be too hard....."

That is quite an ignominous climb-down from the heady days of 'Kashmir banega Pakistan' when you were very confident that the Pak military could 'take out the militants any time'!

Arjun, add that to his earlier comment regarding 'Americans will wear T-shirts with Paki flags'!

#111 Posted by Eklavya,

Thanks. I was searching for greener pastures where the only bombs are at the box-office, and fairies roam the meadows :)

Zee, where have you been? Good to see you back.

#104 Posted by Eklavya,

LoL ... Muslims are Martians, and Taliban are the best Muslims so they must be the best Martians ... !

#31 Posted by bulleya,

i doubt fata would, itself, ever want independence from pakistan.......where would they get thier electricity from, and their smuggled cars, and their budget?

Bulleya, you're right that they won't separate, because they are better Pakistanis than you or me. But you're wrong about the rest of the above. There's no customs duty in FATA and they can get any damn cars they like from anywhere, and their electricity (which is free BTW which you didn't mention) as well as their Federal Grants have always been in return for their protecting the Western borders freeing the Pakistan military for the Eastern borders with India, plus dams built in their territory including the on going Gomal Zam Dam project.

Please stand corrected and do not knock the FATA Tribes unnecessarily. Thanks.

#29 Posted by adamkhan,

Excellent post Adam Khana, Zama Rora!