Whole Lotta Shakin’ Goin’ On

I asked eklavy saab that zeemax munafiq saab says he has had sex recently with women in muscat. I say that is wrong but eklavy saab say it is ok as the girls had good time too.

i ask as Islam stops us from comitting "zina" why it is ok for zeemax to have sex and not others saab?

this is what zeemax saab says
{"Yaar forget it. I just fucked half a dozen hindoo wenches in three holes each last week in Bahrain, Dubai and Muscat. This idiot just wants one Muslim right? So all I'm saying is go ahead and do it."}

this is the conversation with eklavy saab that i had and then he did not reply to,

eklavy saab,

the question was not about what individuals got out saab

question is about moral value saab

for example, is it ok saab if i have sex with zeemax's sister saab without marrying her saab?

as long as she has good time saab and i guarantee that saab

is zeemax saab happy about that saab? you should check with him saab

what is good for him saab is goo for me saab

then he should not bring Quran e Majid into this saab as Quran e Majid clearly talks of this as a moral issue saab and not just individual matter of having good time saab

maybe zeemax saab can reply as i want to make sex with his sister and if i can go ahead or not saab

all i want to know saab if it is ok for zeemax to drink alcohol and have sex outside marriage then why cannot the ordinary man and woman in my country.

there seem to be double standards, no??

the wannabes write "Your pathetic country never saw a high to worry about a low..."

As expected he has no clue about the economic definition of "depression"- the "pathetic" country he talks about has been showing annual growth rates higher than the US has managed in a long long time

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Re: # 47
Gehen Lüge Würfel mit Ihren Müttern Sie Sekundärteilchen der weiblichen Hunde!

Re: # 46

Masadi,

It would be something for you to be pleased about if you were doing any better.

Your pathetic country never saw a high to worry about a low.

Exactly which country is it again?

Now we would strongly recommend that both you and Tahir F__ yourselves and each other.

Regards.

The US Elite

Tahir writes "Look after your economy. The second great depression is around the corner...."

Ha ha, a classic!....literally

Re: # 44
Ich bin Sie werde gefallen mit Ihrer eigenen Schwester froh. Ich sagte, daß ich keine Schwester... habe

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Re: # 42
Sie zahlen Ihre eigene Schwester stundenweise!

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Re: # 40
Da Sie ein nicht Mann, aber ein schlechtes System sind, beschäftigt Gott Sie zur rechten Zeit.

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Re: # 38
Ich habe nicht eine UNBRAUCHBARE AUSLESE. Ich würde Sie verlangen, rüber zu schalten zu, was Ihr Vati verwendete (Staubsauger) und Ihre eigene Schwester erspart. Schalten Sie das Licht, das war wirklich Ihre nationale Schwester in der Dunkelheit alle entlang ein! Schauen Sie jetzt, was Sie getan haben! Anderes CHOWKidars wünscht ihren Anteil jetzt!

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Useless Elite,

You'll have to ask daddy about the level of difficulty he encounterd in conceivng you inside a vacuum claeaner (Hoover, is it in USA?). After daddy lost his most imporatnt limb to Hoover (not J. Edgar Hoover), he went looking for a replacement in Afghansiatn, and Iraq. And now Bill's ('oval office fame') wife wants to search Iran for such a weapon of mass satisfaction.

Look after your economy. The second great depression is around the corner....

Re: # 35

There Masadi,

You have met a schizophrenic friend too.

Well done Masadi. We knew you would soon find a mating partner. Contrary to common opinion, we don't frown upon homosexuality anymore.

Enjoy!

The US Elite

Re: # 34
Used Elite,

What are you doing here following Mr. Asadi? You should be in Afghanistan, Iraq or wherever fate or Bush decides to unleash you.

Good bloody day.

Re: # 33

Masadi,

You are a paranoid schizophrenic who should be in an asylum.

We don't feel we'd have to do anything sir. You seem to be accomplishing that all by yourself.

Good day sir.

The US Elite

I received this threatning message in my chowk mail, just wanted to make it public knowledge:

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From: US-elite
Date: Apr 19 02:38 am
Subject:
We are going to take care of you masadi.

the US elite

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Tahir #659,
"Impressive! and a very good job at pleasantly explaining out of context quotes - something our Injun friends love to pass around to each other."

Thanks for appreciating! I wish more of us did this instead of joining the jeering ignorant.

Mr./Miss Koenraad kept quite for a long time and then came up with THIS! Obviously he's not a casual interactor but tries to stab deeply.

Perhaps it is THIS Koenraad at http://koenraadelst.voiceofdharma.com/

Here's something from the past:

The Importance of Natural Selection
Posted by tahir Apr 11, 2008 01:42 am
Re: # 510

Koenraad, a very shallow (innocent) choice! Here is your favourite anti-religion Vexen Crabtree (Germany) site's info for CHOWK readers. As you can see, he is very 'vexed'. What he reads is this: Richard Dawkins, Anton LaVey, John Wyndham, Gavin Baddeley, Peter Gilmore, Douglas Adams, Tolkien, Marx, Naomi Klein, Naom Chomsky, Friedrich Nietzsche!

Vexen Crabtree's Live Journal: Sociology, Theology, Anti-Religion and Exploration: Forcing Humanity Forwards. Want more life! More time to write, more affection, more hours in the day, more time to read, more intelligent conversation (only one person at my work can maintain intelligent commentary on whatever topic we hit upon). I have to sleep less, work faster, type faster, think clearer... and find a way past my present location's complete FTP-ban (and ftp proxy ban) in order to upload texts. I have to make a greater name, make a bigger difference, teach more people, be harder, overcome my own weaknesses and failures, and get more out of everything I do. Because, like, I've lived a third of my life, and I haven't done a third of what I wanted to have.

Re: # 27
Well, Mr. Asadi himself!

Thanks for the very specific comments about the 'plastic smile' lines.

All praise is due to the 'One who has taught [man] the use of the pen, taught man what he did not know!'

You too write, THAT is what is important. Good or bad is in the eye of the beholder. What you say is not a secret, millions KNOW but are helpless in the face of this Pharaonic system. When the tide turns, these penguins in tailcoats will return to the beaches they left.

Mad rage is fiery in nature, do reason with arguements from the Qur'an.

And thanks for the 'real thing' comment. Some would say that you're referring to a softdrink with a similar slogan!

Regards.

Re: # 26
Ah! Mr. Siddiqi from California?

Miss Shandana said the same thing ('bloody good writer'); are you two blood-relatives?

In case you've been away fishing and have not read my posts, beware who you associate with!

Anyway, thanks.

Re: # 27

masadi saab(You should also know why Hamid is so mad at you, he is a wannabe, you're the real thing.)

are you trying to say tahiri saab is "the real" peon of the west saab?

well done tahiri saab, join the club saab

i always thought you were a good ass saab and so is masadi saab

i'll talk to the bosses about being gentle with you saab so you donot break on the first day saab

and they say that the job that defines the existence based on the rules of the corporation, cannot and does not translate into how you conduct yourself at home, they must be damn fools........

Tahir mian, fantastic, even I cannot write like this, and coming from me that is compliment par excellence = ), as hamid would tell you I'm "pompous".

You should also know why Hamid is so mad at you, he is a wannabe, you're the real thing.

The plastic smile part is exceptionally well stated "This is her last and final plastic smile; she has already greeted and smiled three hundred times before."

You can be damn sure that just as she is deceiving you and the 300 others "for the job", she deceives her family and even herself....such is the nature of the corporatized society and how it destroys the human. 300 plastic smiles day in and day out and they say that the job the defines the existence based on the rules of the corporation, cannot translate into how you conduct yourself at home, they must be damn fools....

Tahir,

You ARE a bloody good writer!

Ras

Cheema sahib,

your attention is required on unplugged.

Kind regards
Hurricane

Attention all CHOWKidars:

A kangaroo that escaped from Manchester zoo, disguised as a surgeon, is accusing me of possessing nothing below the 'nara'. Some animals--when they see a behemoth below that very line--are in the habbit of labelling the event 'nothing'.

The animal is in throes of death wishing to know where I reside. The kangaroo has no clue how Muslim daughters are brought up: very differently from how female-kangaroos are raised in the bush.

Donate generously to fill the kangaroo's empty sack.

Re: # 319 (on allah mian's board); Tahir mian

I know "below the belt" doesn't matter to you since you have nothing there for it to hurt, but on a serious note, since you live in the very "shaitaan buzurg" that you seem to condemn, what is the guarantee your own daughter wouldn't turn out to agree with all this?

How would you feel your daughter being talked about like that....just show some maturity you so vehemently claim to possess..

"Brilliance is a special kind of arrogance that the ignorant are doomed to forever misunderstand."

Please copy paste and share liberally with Front pagers and off the wallers. You're on a mission ;)

Re: # 20
Thanks Hurricane sahib!

Brilliance is a special kind of arrogance that the ignorant are doomed to forever misunderstand.

Who said that? I did, just now...

Regards.

Tahir saab,

Very well written. Right touch of humor, surreal-ness, arrogance, and brilliance, if I may say so :)

Re: # 15
644,

Queen willing, your complaint will hopefully be addressed in the next piece.

Dhoti to kilt is a huge jump for the sensitive CHOWK readers.

Re: # 14
The 'shielded dessert' came via 'Desert Shield', I'm sure you noted THAT!

My paragraph makes it quite clear that the operation was strictly 'line-of-sight' and which ended with very eastern self-censorship!

You may imagine what you like but remember that the good doctor from Toronto is always watching!

Regards.

Re: # 12

".. you sound way too rational when compared to your interacts on other boards!"

Thanks for noticing. A true momin need never lose his sense of humour!

Regards.

Re: # 15 ofcourse he knows it - he saw Carry on up the khyber when in Pakistan!

Since Glasgow is in Scotland you’ve not mentioned Scottish people once, but kept on harping about English people and No they are not same, scots dress differently they wear kilts.

Tahir so was the "Whole Lotta Shakin’ Goin’ On" in your burkha the result of "Operation Shielded Dessert"

or was this a typo with the extra "s"?

And you are a pontificating little prig!

#11 AKcheema that is a hazard to have to put up with!!!!

a good piece...it was hilarious and it was not at all a surprise.

Some of the most religiously conservative people (Urstruly for one - and urstruly can write some really good porno stuff with foot fetishes and works) write brilliantly.

However, in your case you sound way too rational when compared to tyour interacts on other boards!

Re: # 10; Tahir

I can and did read between the lines you imbecile! I take it you have no grace to take a compliment civily. I meant your writing style and not necessarily the content.

Wo keya kehte hein 'poochhal' ke baray mein? or is it 'dum' instead?

What an idiot!

Re: # 8
I could cry on your behalf Dr. Cheema!

As a gentleman, I have no choice in the matter; I must say THANK YOU for reading.

And reading always improves one's mind, especially when done between the lines.

Regards.

Re: # 7
Miss Shandana Minhas I presume?

Don't spend too much time in the sun; save some for reading and the rest for writing.

As for the 'bloody' part, some interacters here are still recuperating from the knockouts I inflicted when they decided to fight outside the moral-ethical ring.

The next one? I might call it: A WHOLE LOTTA INTERACTIN' GOIN' ON....

Regards.

Despite what I said to you on the other board (which I stand by), a good write up. I read some of your articles from before and came up with the same conclusion; you ARE good, keep it up.

Cheers

laugh out loud funny. either i spent too much time in the sun after swimming today or you're a 'bloody good' writer.

Re: # 3
Mr. Zuber, right?

"I like the way you composed interesting enough to be read from head to toe, I admired your writing."

It is for readers such as yourself that I write. That you were able to devote many minutes of your life enjoying the subtleties, convinces me that the right written word still carries plenty of power even in this age.

Thanks.

Re: # 2
Mr. Lover,

This 'intelligent' piece was recovered from the stomach of the CHOWK monster! Any monster that deprives readers of the good things in life needs to be put away for good.

Regards.

Re: # 1
Mr. Gul,

I did not get to read Mr. Chauhan's contribution. Perhaps I will soon.

That you were able to appreciate the compositional aspects of the piece is in itself another compliment!

Thanks indeed.

Regards.

"The young mother’s face stands exposed for precisely 0.786 seconds during which I, with an audible gasp, am privileged to appreciate indescribable beauty that honestly deserves to be protected from colonising eyes. A resentful look from her muscular husband blocks my entertainment channel, activates all the dormant religious beliefs, and forces me to lower the gaze—just as The Book commands"

Gee whiz! you certainly sound like a seasoned traveler who can avoid falling asleep on a flight, I dont even wait for it to take off before I fall asleep.
I like the way you composed interesting enough to be read from head to toe, I admired your writing.

very intelligent write up

Tahir,
Enjoyed reading it. Very well composed. Have you read the one written by Salim Chuhan?