Obama Inauguration Brings Hope, Scepticism

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tahmed,

.... don't worry, zardari and his forty thieves will have things under control as soon as they have some time ........ it seems that everyone in islamabad including zardari, gilani and the cook at the presidency have been busy solving the problems in dubai, zurich, london and davos ....... also kiyani and his guys are busy with planning dha phase 8 in lahore .......... here is what spymaster rehman malik said yesterday when asked why nobody from the central government had ever visited swat :

KARACHI: The government has prepared a fresh strategy to control the violence in Swat and the people will experience better results within a week, Interior Adviser Rehman Malik said on Friday. Talking to reporters at the Sindh Chief Minister’s House, Malik said the security situation in FATA was under control. “The operation in Swat will be conducted as terrorists have fled from FATA and are now hiding in various villages in the area,� he said.

Where is Masadi? Who put him away?? Chowk isnt chowk without Mr. Masadi!!

#114 that judge probably got the disease after being bitten by jay thakeray.

HP #115 dont leave your day job yet.

#117 rf: I also admire muhajirs. They are all so smart. And so highly civilized. When a muhajir passes by, I take off my hat, and bow my head in respect. As for god Altaf, I understand hollywood considers him to be the next Brad Pitt. General Musharraf, that great Enlightened Moderate muhajir, the Conqueror of Kargill, is considered to be the equal of Alexander the Great by historians.

I hope this makes your day.

hamidm #112 Shouldnt you be singing "Swat banega Pakistan" now? While harping about Kashmir, your generals lost Swat. Laenay kay daenay par gaye!!

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HP Saeen

Zardari/Altaf bhai bhai zindabad, your complimentary remarks for mohajirs are always welcomed as pearls of wisdom.

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HP

The Honorable session judge seems to be related to the deposed CJP, made of very thick skin.

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Dog dies after biting judge


CHANDIGARH: Had the Municipal Corporation constructed a dog pound in the city, district and sessions judge KK Garg would not have had to suffer a nightmare after he was bitten by a stray mongrel on Monday. The dog died immediately after the incident. Worryingly, doctors say this could be a symptom of rabies.
Dog dies after biting judge, doctors suspect rabies

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/Chandigarh_Dog_bites_judge_dies /articleshow/3939721.cms

Well Hamid,

I am not a fan of mohjir but I got to say this: If you put them on to something they will usually get it by hook or by crook.
Before Partition they used to go around in Bihar and UP saying," Ban kay rahay ga Pakistan, butt kay rahay Hindustan"
Well they did it.

Now if we put them in charge of "butt kay raha ga Hindustan, Ban ka rahay ga kashmirstan"

what do you think would happen?

.... according to tahmed, obama is the great black hope for po' folk who are being oppressed all over the world ..... in my mind that includes the kashmiris who are fighting a brutal occupation army of dal-eaters ........ therefore, i call upon mama obama to take notice and help these poor people who are runing around in night gowns with their own personal space heaters ........ i also call upon the one decent hindoo on this forum - dost mittar ji - to let my people go ............

kashmir banega pakistan !

Law and Order in the richest secular country in the world!

Cops seek divine help to curb crimes
Patna: In the drive to make Bihar a crime-free state, the police have sought divine intervention by performing special prayers at the railway stations to prevent any wrongdoing in trains.

Special prayers were organised by the Government Railway Police (GRP) at the Ara railway station in Bhojpur district, which is about 60 km from Patna.

Four killed in police encounter

To ensure smooth and peaceful travel in trains, officer-in-charge of the GRP Vinod Kumar, the brain behind the move to seek divine intervention, performs prayers every full moon night.

"We perform prayers every month for maintaining law and order in the trains," Kumar said.

http://sify.com/news/fullstory.php?id=14835178

Hehehe!

Never trust an Indian physician for your health needs!

Punjab students take Munnabhai route to MBBS

http://news.indiainfo.com/2009/01/14/0901140658_punjab_students_munn abhai _route_mbbs.html

Punjab: Hundreds of Munnabhai's have attained MBBS degrees in Punjab in the past few years, with assistance from nine gangs. The Punjab Police identified 35 persons who provided assured seats in medical colleges to students.

The police have sought arrest warrants for 27 persons involved in the operations, which were spread across Delhi, Bihar, Uttar Pradesh, Punjab, and Chandigarh.

The gangs lured aspirants with promised seats in medical colleges. They would hook up intelligent medicos to appear for the pre-medical entrance test on their behalf. IPS officer LK Yadav, who has been investigating the racket, said an aspirant would pay Rs 15 lakh-Rs 20 lakh for a seat in a medical college. An impostor medico would be paid Rs 5-6 lakh.

The names of members of the nine gangs were divulged to police by Balraj Singh, kingpin of one of the gangs, who was arrested last week.

#108 Posted by dost_mittar
Yours is a frustrated person's response.

He probably needed it but the timing is curious after the reports that the guy is unable to heck it!

HP:

"This is interesting that India has to switch PM in the middle of the game. Parnab takes over as PM after a fake heart trouble for Manmohan Singh. Now the question is would India remain in the game or back out."

As I write, MMS is in a fake surgery room in a fake hospital under a fake knife of fake surgeons to cure a fake heart trouble.

HP, you are amazing sometimes.