Happy Effing VD to you too!

Yeah I really do like your writing but just dont agree in principle thats all....I appreciated the story in the context of cultural relativity...Dario and I dont share any cultural affinity...you and I do...atleast I thought so...
I do get a strong feeling that you write fiction....

Hey aghanghro thanks for your comments. I see that you loved the story about Dario but dont agree with this one. I like that! You see I just want to write about my life and like most its not perfect, ideal and fiction! So there will be many things you may like (Dario) and many things you may disagree with (my sexual appetite) but thats what makes us all human! Keep reading!

extremely well written...but its a sad life that you lead...its your life but its still sad...what is even more disappointing is the fact that you are getting plaudits on sharing your sexual escapades...

like it or not...your hedonistic lifestyle will lead the goras to judge all Pakistanis...

Ursturly,

… be a smart ass all you want ...

… pretty soon gitmo would be shut down and your in-laws will move in with you. They are always an insufferable lot, I’ve learnt … next thing, your homicidal tendencies would start to reemerge, this time for non-shariah related reasons …

If anything, you may want to consider a suicide bombing at a family reunion … you have my full support … just tell me where and when and I’ll make sure I don’t park my car within 800 feet.

… but I still think it is not too late for you to get laid … don’t knock it till you try it …

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Padash,

A complement, even a superficial one, does it for me … you have me cornered …
How am I supposed to respond? … hmmm …
(insert scratching-head icon)

Sattar, I like you. share some of that biryani ;)

Urstruly you're not "good" even though you think you are, neither are you a Muslim, given by your understanding of events, you don't have a clue about anything but want to be the a$$ wipe of those you rant again, just like the rest of your mullah thug buddies are... Commie or not, I can out-Quran you any day!

TNITC masadi

I must have said something right, which has made the commie loser, ghair muslim akliyat, and lady Chaterley all gang up on me together at the same time. Gosh! I am good.

OK, I'll be blunt ...

... it is a wet dream of us desis: to find a pretty and uninhibited woman, convert her into a faithful muslaima, and marry her for a lifetime of awesome blowjobs … to be delivered immediately after each isha prayers … once she has tucked in the kids, done the dishes, and fed the annoying in-laws. We lovingly call it “taqwa� …

This is the essence of that movie, pakeezah … another useless production for twisted minds. Ever wondered why it remains the all time best seller ? Men have entirely different reasons for liking this move than women … and deep down we know why …

Ursturly mian, you are extremely close to making it. Word has it she has accepted. What next??? ... I could use some biryani, you know ...

And ... I ... am ... outta ... here ...
Enjoy the weekend, folks ...

what kind of morons write these pieces of nonsense, almost as moronic as Urstruly's self righteous rant....taking refuge in "genes" and biology of all things, reminds me of homosexuals making the same arguments of "biology as destiny" when need be to justify their sexual preferences and rejecting it when need be....very convenient. Get a brain and some morals....and while you're at it an education

TNITC masadi

qabool hay..qabool hay...qabool hay...

Padash, if it’s not already clear … urstruly is making a proposal to you.

All we need now is a qazi, a signed document, and some anguish (followed by forgiveness) on your part … and the rest of us will get to stuff ourselves with biryani … please say yes …

… besides, it is his only chance of getting close to a woman he is not already related to … which may make him reconsider his boycott against deodrant …

Urstruly, may be so ... but getting laid does not compare to blowing up one's self ...

... so tell us more about human realtionships ... and anger and frustration ... and desperation and hopelessness ...

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Are you with me or did I lose you already ...?

Hey Khanbhai: The VD innuendo fr valentines day/venereal disease was intentional ;) Glad you picked up on it. I am actually VERY safe and get tested regularly. All good here =)
Will definitely check out Tucker Max.
I got nothing but LOVE for my khanbhais =)

Please read Tucker Max for a humorous and sometimes cruel, male version of promiscuios experiences. You can search on the web.

Re: Happy Effing VD

VD is also an abbreviation for Veneral Disease. Please be careful and use protection. Also, should you get VD please do not go around passing it around, the same way as you are breaking hearts.

Are you sober when you have these escapades or do you need to get drunk/drugs to get in right frame of mind ?

It takes a lot of strength to share such experiences, hopefully it will help you in some way.

Say what????