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Hahahah well said harish-hyd

Like i say...aint nobody twisting your arm to read this!

#42 by raiya_23

Hey "umm...whatever" doesn anser my question... whats the point of writing this on chowk???

The same as your excuse for first reading it and then coming up with such stupid questions.

Hey "umm...whatever" doesn anser my question... whats the point of writing this on chowk???

Tahir

I've said this before but it's time to say it one more time.

Be right by all means, but please do not be righteous.

If you weren't so arrogant and presumptive as to not only be thoroughly impressed with your own morality and intellect but to also be utterly dismissive of others, I would bring to your attention that you are not the only one who may know right from wrong.

But then, you already know everything, so why bother? How can you possibly improve upon perfection?

...SR

congrats padash .... this was simultaneously poingant and funny!! a truly great read

and don't worry about Tahir, the asadite ... what he does here is part of his religion

(otherwise why else would he do it!)

Hahahaha BJ2 and Fouz, Right ON!

Re: # 37

Ama yaar, try to understand tahir miaN's situation. He only has three problems with this piece: (1) Padash is funny and she is a woman, (2) Padash is not apologetic about being funny and she is a woman, (3) Padash is funnier to read than Tahir miaN could become in the next 100 years or so, and...she is a woman!

There is perhaps a fourth problem, too...

(4) Tahir miaN subconsciously wishes he could be like her but fails the test because...

You guessed it!

Somebody call in the Sohail! It's about time the good doc earned his keep!

Re: # 36
tahir, that is uncalled for. By all means indulge in your favourite past time - twisting nics to make some sort of wit i.e. Padash could be Pad-ass-h! but you cannot directly insult anyone like this. Be a gentleman.

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burpinder....dont believe it! =p

Goldfinger...nope...i definitely dont! That was just a summer thing. Later in college i did bartend for private parties and was a stripper once but never revisited any of these 3 professions again.

Padash...very interesting! So you still do nude house cleaning in roller skates?

BTW I don't believe a word of it :))

Thanks burpinder! ;)

Nice read. After the typical pretentious ponderous prose you get used to reading on chowk, a refreshing breath of fresh air!

Canines in hot pursuit,
Raising their snouts in mid-air
"Boo-i-madaa-i-sUG amadam dUm-b-dUm
qufl-i-Tqadeer ub vaa shudan GhalibUn"
Me first , me first!
howlin', yelpin', barkin'
from all the four corners
tiny, heavy, great or small
their destination.wholesome hole!
the queen preens up her coyish tail
and thus prolongs her juicy tale.

aww i liked shermasts comment.

hahaha dash dot....

bulleya....naked ones dont really clean as much as the clothed ones...we have something else to distract the customers from the mess hehee.