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Jay #42:

Ummm... was that some sort of a prelude to things to come so we won`t forget to laugh when you slip on a banana peel? Thank you, I`ll watch out for your fall.

And what`s with all those excerpts from Pakistani newspapers? Are you trying to prove to us that you can read and comprehend and twist things around and give them your own meaning? I`m so happy for you. And I envy you for having so much time that you`re actually able to read the letters to the editors in our local papers.

By the way, do you get paid by the hour?

-Lubna

``I have a very soft corner in my heart for all childern of God``

Urstruly, does that include Jay?

jay thackeray -- various post

Remember to take your medicine orally.

Charity and desire to change should be started from home first. Focus and do something in Kerala. Here is a news item. Do something. Anything


Four raped in Deaf and Dumb school

TRIVANDRUM: Four girls of Government Deaf and Dumb School were allegedly raped by their hostel-mates.

Museum police have registered a rape case in this connection. Both the accused and the victims, are at present in Kottayam. The incident was brought to notice by the school headmistress through a complaint, a couple of days ago. Sources said that such incidents were not new to the institution as the boys` hostel and the girls` hostel were housed in the same building.

You know where to find the rest.

---t

Lubna #35

WHAT HAS JAY THACKERAY DONE?

Somewhere recently Chowk Editors mentioned that 20-25 % interactors here are regular while 75-+80% interactors are occasional interactors. It is this majority this confused jay thackeray attacks.

His posts are consistently unimaginative, one sided, biased and obsessive. He is a single issue degenerate. A self style one man mission to cure or damn Pakistan and Pakistanis. A living walking example of why abortion should be legalized or birth control practiced. I apologize for the un-temporal harshness of my tone. But this fellow deserves every epithet and more. He must think of himself as a legend in his mind.

If you notice, the regular old timers give him a wide berth, and do not engage him in any dialogue. He literally preys upon the casual visitors. How? Here is a tactic in his words:

Jan-28-100 -2:49:52 PST Reply #: 167
jay

There is a game called intellectual origami, I take the clean pure paper of Pakistan, fold it around to make it into a jihadic monster and my good Pakistani friends are busy for a few days, removing the folds, ironing it out.]

Even though almost everyone gives him a wide berth, once in a while I try in vain to knock some sense into him, despite my better judgement. I know, I know it is a lost cause and I should let him sink in his pits of delusion. But call it the stubborn streak. Hope this helps for you and other new visitors here.
Now I have to go and check the Kerala papers and pick some unfortunate news item and throw it back to him. Most of my Indian friends understand this; for those who don’t, my apologies.

love,

temporal

Why is the favorite Pakistani insult always related to the anal orifice? What`s up with that? Very disturbing.

ANOTHER RAT STORY, RATS JUMPING THE SHIP,

From friday times,

Najmuddin Sheikh says Pakistanis are leaving Pakistan in droves. He says many of them are paying $ 150,000 per person to get the business visa which allows them to stay in the US, the UK and Canada. The investors are not investing, but why is the Pakistani man trying to leave the country? Newspapers have reported that since October 1999, approximately 120,000 people have gone out to the West on visas, and many among them will try not to come back. Lahore`s Passport Office has revealed that it issues 800 passports every day. The US embassy in Islamabad has announced that it gives a thousand visas a day to Pakistanis bound for the US. Other western embassies have a similar rush. All of them have toughened their visa regulations to stem the rising tide of people who no longer want to stay in Pakistan.

This is much more than just the people`s reluctance to put their money into new ventures. Clearly, they no longer want to stay in Pakistan. If you ask them, they can`t really explain, except that there are no jobs left in Pakistan. In any case, they can`t say what really is behind their desire to leave. They remain tied to the nationalism of their ideological state, having long lost the ability to think on their own. They support the nuclear explosion of 1998 and can`t relate their plight to what happened to the economy after that. They think that the Kargil Operation was a victory and should be repeated. They are convinced that India should be confronted militarily and defeated and that Pakistanis should sacrifice their all for the cause of Kashmir. They are not in favour of signing the CTBT because that is supposed to destroy Pakistan`s nuclear capability; yet they are leaving for the very countries who are asking Pakistan to sign it.

///some rats jumped earlier, got themselves bleached and are calling themselves `mini rabbit t.s`.

A HOLY FIGHT,

In some societies the contents are important, in some others who knew whome is paramount. Here is a holy fight about who had the last breakfast with Jinnah. From dawn, letters of today

Last breakfast with Quaid

GROUP Captain (R) Ata Rabbani in his article, `Last Breakfast With Quaid` (Dawn Sept 11) has claimed that he served for over seven months as the first Air Force ADC to the Quaid i.e. from Aug 14, 1947 to March 29, 1948. This has surprised me.

I became the Quaid`s second Air Force ADC with effect from Jan 13, 1948, after Group Captain (R) Rabbani. I have made doubly sure by having my joining date verified and confirmed from the micro-filmed record of my service held in the Officers Record Section of Air HQ. When I reported for duty to the Quaid on Jan 13, 1948, Group Captain (R) Rabbani had already gone back to the Air Force many days earlier.

I am writing these lines just to set the record straight.

GP-CAPT (R) AFTAB AHMED

Rawalpindi

///It is possible that the records are doctored, will the real quaid come forward.

To Lubna,

I usually do not address my posts. Temporal at present is an exception. When you see some one falling from a height, one is stunned, there is a gasp for breath, no one laughs. When you see some one falling into a pit, there is a sinking feeling, no one laughs. When you see one slipping on a banana peel the laughter is instantaneous, especially when it is the one who had been throwing the peels around.

There is a saying, let us say from t, no one laughs for ever, banana peel waits for every one.

regards and best wishes.

jay.

A WORD FOR A PAKI, A WORLD FOR PAKISTAN,

Long long ago, when the great musharaff conducted the coup, there was an article on the chowk by his son. There were more than a thousand interacts, the coming of age of chowk. There were a few notable ones from the pakistanis, one issued a death threat, another said that he knows the ISP address of the other and will come knocking at midnight. I celebrated those posts, in a country where the parents can organise the murder of their daughters to protect honour and the law declares that it is perfectly legal, where the educated and the elected find nothing to condemn, where the mere statement that i am a god is enough to condemn one to death, issueing of death threats and not carrying them out is a step forward. The physical act of violence is replaced by an imagined act of murder. That is great, it is a great progress.

Now some of the pakistanis on the chowk have taken that cultural evolution path a step further, they are not issueing death threats, they are only indulging in name calling. For a pakistani this is a leap of gigantic proportions, ``honour killg to honour calling`` I celebrate that, with let us say Freud who said that `` the person who threw the first insult instead of a stone is the founder of civilisation``.

Then again I could be wrong, what I am seeing in the posts could be the influence of decades in Canada and the US of the pakistanis, nothing has changed back home. May be they are not pakistanis, burnt and flushed the passport decades ago, in which case there is nothing to celebrate. Can any one tell the truth. A word for a paki, a world for pakistan. The last sentence is my own, I am neil armstrong jay not t.

RE: Lubna # 37

Dont worry I have a very soft corner in my heart for all childern of God, especially the Gandi Bachchis :)

RE: Scout # 38

One may get paid to piss others off. How is that Job Description? What if commission and fringe benefits depend on the ``quality of services`` that you deliver?

Urstruly #33,

I`m a little pissed off right now, because I haven`t received my paycheck yet. It`s reflected upon my lackluster posts.

Urstruly #36:

Hey, don`t blame me, hamarey dimaag mein sac or shankar bhai nain gandi gandi batein daali hain!

And anyway, it wasn`t my intention to insult t, it`s this Jay guy who should feel insulted. (Actually, come to think of it, I might feel insulted if I had an admirer like Jay)

By the way, what gave you the impression I`m an achhi bachi? :)

Lubna #35

achay bachay gandi baatain nahin karte.

Jay honey, you`re doing exactly what you`re accusing others of - nit-picking. Only problem is that in your case there really aren`t any you can pick - don`t know where you`re getting all that crap from.

t,

You don`t want to get yourself dirty messing around with ``chicken s__t`` (as someone else put it) - ignore the stink. What`s this guy got against you anyway? Going by what sac suggested, maybe he had a soft spot for YOU and of course, aap ney lift hi nahi karaai and this is his way of getting back at you. Poor guy! ;)

-Lubna

Jay thackeray:

So you chose not to read #30 and do something -- anything positive. With your preoccupation with far off lands I half expected it.

Here is another subject that perhaps may interest you?

Rat fever claims 40 lives in state

TRIVANDRUM: Outbreak of rat fever (Wiel`s disease) reported from different parts of the state during the last fortnight has so far claimed 40 lives, Chief Minister E K Nayanar said yesterday.

You know where to find the rest of the story

---t