Oh For Those Fries!

khatron ke khiladi #88:

hum taras kha kar mu`af karney waaley teh magar aap ney toh hamari behen ko upset kardiya. yeh hum bardasht nahi karsakte!

aap ki baanyee ankh sahee pharak rahi thi. lagta hai joote khaane ka time aagaya hai! aglay jahan ka pata puchha tah na: JAHANUM!

RE: Scout

hummmm, Vomit, eh!

Pullu #88, ``Meethi baatein!..arrey aap kar key tho dekhiyeh...line lag jayegi..aur haan apni saheliyon ko bhi saath lethey aaiyega.``

EXCUSE ME while I go vomit!

Lubna #86 { to scout too }

{ the partners in Joota crime }

Point to be noted your highness:

Man does not forget the woman who has ``rejected him``.

hence aapka yeh thark(argument)

``because he can`t find any other women stupid enough to fall in love with him again.``

- does not apply.

Chaliye aap ne keh diya aayega tho zahir hai aayega ;) lekin woh ``jahan`` ka patha tho aapney diya hi nahin.

You need men so that you can throw shoes at them..! Aap kaun se market se jootey kharidti hain? Wahan tho jootey barrey mehenge milte honge?

Hum mardon ke saath itni na-insaafi...itni bhi zaalim na baniyeh kabhi taras kha kar ``phool`` bhi phenk dijiyey. Naa baney tho phool humse ley lijiyega. Kasam Khuda ki, bada sastha sauda hoga..!

``care to join us? hamara kaam asaan ho jaaye ga. aap saamney hon gain - aap ko ``pyar`` say samjhana aasaan ho ga.``

Patha nahin kyon meri baanyee aankh phadak rahi hai. Haan bhai hai koi, Lubna keh ``pyar`` mein ``doobne`` wala. { I look all around..koi nahin hai } Yaaney ki mujhe hi bulaya gaya hai.

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_ :0 { hair raising adventure }

Urstruly for explanation ? Why, has he already opened the import-export shop? Poor guy! ;)



You don`t know many MEN with a good sense of humour.CHo sa..ad. Don`t worry, aap rehti kahan hain..CHaliye patha bataiyeh...

Scout # re 80



I don`t need to worry about YLH or Jay. I come to chowk to have a nice time not to spoil my mood or anybody else`s.

Yes, we have differences. Our view can be told once, may be twice, but over and over again...is beyond my capability and comprehension. I just move on to another topic, another person. Simple.

Meethi baatein!..arrey aap kar key tho dekhiyeh...line lag jayegi..aur haan apni saheliyon ko bhi saath lethey aaiyega.

Temporal #78



Nothing is in the air T. Just that itney achhey topic ko bhi logh ghaseent key waheenn ley jaa rahe The.

Aur mere baarey mein chinta mat karna...main khatron ka khiladi hoon.. in dealing with people.

I don`t pray, I dream Louis Bega ishtyle.

Haan...Kate Winslet ho yah Kate Moss ...kya farq padta hai..they all are same..all are lovely.

I firmly believe, there are only two types of women- beautiful and very beautiful.

So you see temporal, not much of a choice. Enzoy!

[ thinking more about the air temporal, we are separated by continents.So what is in the air..?]

Aapka,

Pullu

t #85:

oh! haha! thanks for clearing that up - here i was thinking about subscribing you to a couple of fashion and showbiz magazines as a gift for your next b-day ;)

have a nice weekend...

scout:

yep, we rule! and pullu has no idea how dangerous we short women can be with those platforms and stilletos we wear.

pullu:

sorry to interrupt your tea...

``Man never forgets a woman who rejected him... be....cause he continues to love his love forever.``

because he can`t find any other women stupid enough to fall in love with him again.

``World is in a mess..? Naturally so half the world is full of Women.``

yes, thank god for that, otherwise the world would have been a COMPLETE mess!

``Actually ... We should have more. :) then I won`t need to feel ``Mera number Kab aayega?``.``

beta, aap ka number aayega. agley jahan mein.

``...women will undergo genetic mutation and become hermophrodites. Men will all jump in the nearest well. Main tho waise bhi woh din dekhne ke liye zinda nahin rahoonga...``

you`ll be the first to undergo genetic mutation if you continue like this. aur aap woh din kiya, kal ka din dekhne ke liye zinda nahi rehna chahey gai.

``And what are the different reasons you need men for?``

joote maarney keh liye being one reason...

``Yaar koi Lubna aur Scout ko sudharo har baath main yeh tedhi oongli se kyon kaam chalati hain?``

hum nahi sudharney waaley :) urstruly, please explain to pullu.

``lagta hai iss baar jootey-chappal naseeb mein likhey hain.``

jee haan - kis size ka chaaley ga? mera thora chota shayed parh jai.

``Kabhi chowk ke kisi kone ke tea stall mein baith kar ek cup chaye peethey hue kuch meethi baatein bhi kar liya kijiye!``

care to join us? hamara kaam asaan ho jaaye ga. aap saamney hon gain - aap ko ``pyar`` say samjhana aasaan ho ga.

(btw - you have a sense of humour. don`t know many MEN who do :))

scout #79 and Lubna #84:

Ma`azrat:

When I wrote... “Pity the platform shoes are no longer in vogue. The macho man can add barely an inch while you can still add a 4-5 inch heel.”... I thought it was clear I was about taking about the macho pehlawaan adding inches using those platform shoes not the sinf-e-naazuk :)

Hum itnay bhee ghayab dimagh nahiN haiN! Must be something in the air. TGIF ;)

love,

t

Ashi #73:

``...what I was talking about in the article was actually a serious medical problem that has recently created a big ho ha in the West... women when they feel guilty after a meal tend to slit NOT THEIR WRISTS but their arms or thighs... these women are under the misconception that by loosing blood, they are loosing weight...``

Isn`t that what we were talking about anyway? Eating Disorders?

t-bhai:

platforms not in vogue? ever heard of the spice girls? think you SHOULD get some teen magazine... or maybe ask your kids... :)

[Which bring me to a serious query. After a long trans Atlantic flight when you land at 10pm in zero visibility and 20” of snow on the ground who do you pray to for a safe landing?]

Definitely not who pullu`s probably praying to right now.

Urstruly #76:

hehe... funny... think you ARE on some pills.

shankar #72,

WELL SAID!

Urstruly #77,76,

Have you been talking humor pills lately :)

Pullu #75, ``Yaar koi Lubna aur Scout ko sudharo har baath main yeh tedhi oongli se kyon kaam chalati hain?``

Woh kya kehtay hain, seedhi ungli say ghee nahi nikalta?

``Kabhi chowk ke kisi kone ke tea stall mein baith kar ek cup chaye peethey hue kuch meethi baatein bhi kar liya kijiye!``

Stop reading those women`s digests. By the way, I don`t think Chowk has a kona jahan ``meethi meethi baatein`` ho sakain. If there was one, who do you think YLH, Jay, and RSaxena etc. would engage in sweet talk with?

By the way, you`re post was hilarious.

Lubna #69,

Yeah short women rule! (high five) :)

t-bhai #70,74,

First you don`t know who Kate Moss is, then you don`t know who Kate Winslet is, and now you don`t know platforms are in vogue? HOLY MOLY. You should start reading ELLE. By the way, if I was a guy, I`d go for Kate Winslet. What a face!

Regarding Kate Moss, you said ``woh jo skeleton tumharay kamray kay ik konay main rakha hu`a thaa oos ki behan hay.`` hehehehee

pullu #75:

Agar aap Khuda ya Bhagwaan par yaqeen rakhtay tou hum du’a kartay kay aapki jaan bachch jai.

[Which bring me to a serious query. After a long trans Atlantic flight when you land at 10pm in zero visibility and 20” of snow on the ground who do you pray to for a safe landing?]

Grab a sleeping bag and some change of clothing and head for the local Amnesty International Office. That’s the only place I can think of to brave out what is (surely) going to be hurled your way.

[Yaar, aaj kiya ho gaya hay sub logouN ko? Hmmmm... must be in the air]

Urstruly #77:

Hmmm.... must be the last few on planet earth not to have seen Titanic. And it is not that I don’t watch movies. Only good ones! My favorite is the home made 120 min. long colour video of the other yours truly sitting on a rocker smoking, pontificating, gesticulating, and ......Oh, I could never tire of watching it in fact I will go now and ......

regards,

temporal

RE: Temporal#74

yeh doosri woh hay joy Titanic kay saath doob marnay say bach jaati hay and her `heart goes on and on`....

RE: Ashi #73

The subject is not only suicidal but also paranoid delusional. The fact that the subject insists on adopting the personality of one Akram and not her real self that is Ikram suggests the seriousness of her condition. In my expert opinion a close monitoring of the subject is highly recommended.