The Day When God Died

The only reliable source for information on the endurance of Pakistani men`s penises would be the little boys in the madrassahs.

RSaxena #143

I was excited about this SIMPLE MATTER.

Another jargon for this.

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Rsaxena,

Why dont you start quoting them? And then I assure you for every 1 of yours, I will quote 20 not 10 different, new sources.

:)

Let the truth win.

Yasser Hamdani

Asim Hayat#: 148

[``How dare you accuse the progeny of the inventors of Kama Sutra to be not able to rise to the occassion!.``]

I didnt accuse anyone of anything, just posted the URL for an article that people might find interesting.

[``The eye-opening surveys results! But have you considered, that since such surveys arer not possible within Pakistan, whjat proportion of the self-proclaimed studs (Pakistani men), do live up to their rumourmongering. ``]

Like I said, these are not my views. As for Pakistan, do you think any of Mullah Omer`s 4 wives or 15 concubines or 35 goats ever had an orgasm?

Sorry, Mullah Omer is an Afghani. A Pakistani friend on this forum thinks that ``girls`` who drink Pepsi and eat burgers at Liberty are ``bad``. Imagine what he would think of the ``girls`` if he ever hears/sees/feels the sights and sounds of an orgasm.

[``I wonder, if the pakistani women are better off or worse off than their indian counterparts, who have to wait 4 days to get ``succesful`` consummation: LOL:)``]

Perhaps Pakistani and Indian women can compare notes and let you know.

[Asim ``glad to get away from religious bigotry moving forward to racial bigotry``]

So you are racially different from Indians? hah.

re. #148

Asim Hayat,

You sign off:

[Asim ``glad to get away from religious bigotry moving forward to racial bigotry]

You think Mr. Ghair Kurranta himself is engaging in anything other that religious bigotry? Funny, but I thought Indians and Pakistanis belonged to the same race.

... but what do *I * know? I`m just a perennial idiot, right?:-)

rgds,

RSaxena (re. #142 or thereabouts)

``. For every jaded source [ylh] cites over and over again (to support his delusion about jinnah being something more than a greedy, insecure politican with a failed theory called TNT), there are 10 others which support the opposite.``

hmmmm.... but then, at least he`s citing his sources, not just throwing numbers around. I wonder if you could point to at least as many impartial (i.e `foreign`) writers/historians who `support the opposite`-- let alone ten times more.

rgds,

PM

scout,

{{God died today. I got a bad haircut :(

I need therapyyyyyyyyy!}}

Hmmm, beti... it does look kinda ..er ratty.

No problem, just wear a hijab or burkha for a couple of months--problem solved!

That`ll be 90 bucks, btw...

ali1,

{{Chacha Shankar, any comments? Would appreciate something from Indian women too.}}

Dont tempt me yaar. I have some beautiful zingers coming to my mind, but I made a promise to be a good boy.

Now comeon Chowkwallahs, how come I`m the only one who is slammed. Just for the record, its ali1 & Urstruly who start this:)

Re: Ali1 and his diversions...

Bad boy, Bad boy!

How dare you accuse the progeny of the inventors of Kama Sutra to be not able to rise to the occassion!.

The eye-opening surveys results! But have you considered, that since such surveys arer not possible within Pakistan, whjat proportion of the self-proclaimed studs (Pakistani men), do live up to their rumourmongering. I wonder, if the pakistani women are better off or worse off than their indian counterparts, who have to wait 4 days to get ``succesful`` consummation: LOL:)

I know generalisations are death of any hypothesis, But are they not too much fun!

Asim ``glad to get away from religious bigotry moving forward to racial bigotry``

Zahra # 112

Thanks for the time you took to write a point by point rebuttal of my post. If it is a matter of liking then I guess nothing can be done. No matter how much logical reasoning we apply here we can not convince someone to start liking something which they dont. I respect your opinion and I will definitely keep in mind the shortcomings in my future endeavors:)

peace.

(I am in a very peaceful mode/mood now a days-almost feel like a pigeon-I shut my eyes when...)

RE: Asim Hayat # 145

[``People,. People, People,...

Is there more to life than just religion, and defending its orthodox anmd unorthodox assertions?``]

Just to take your minds off religion.

http://www.outlookindia.com/20010129/coverstory.htm

some delicious quotes from this article:

``The average holding capacity of men all over the world is about 30 minutes. For Indian men it`s seven minutes. No wonder, Gumaste concludes, half of India`s ever-married women never experience orgasms.``

AND

``In a study conducted on 82 couples, Gumaste found only 25 per cent of men managed to perform coitus in the first four days of trying. All this makes Jack a dull boy in bed indeed. But his ego is always erect, his organ notwithstanding. ``

Chacha Shankar, any comments? Would appreciate something from Indian women too.

People,. People, People,...

Is there more to life than just religion, and defending its orthodox anmd unorthodox assertions?

Food for thought.

Asim

P.S Why are we so hung up on religion?Let HIM take care of it, for a change as opposed rto baree darhee waley ``thekedar``. I think we are already ``inebriated`` by it, to be objective enough to see the harssh realities of our existence.

It is indeed ironic to see ylh try to appear mature and calm but the nature of his posts is just as foolish. For every jaded source he cites over and over again (to support his delusion about jinnah being something more than a greedy, insecure politican with a failed theory called TNT), there are 10 others which support the opposite.

Re: Krashid

``So far I have not been attracted by this sh-it place. Karachi Mein Kahte Hain. Allah Mian Ne Hagne Ke liye Dee Aur Tum Ne Karobar Bana Daala.``

Calm down. There`s no need to get quite so graphic or excited by the simple question.

re. krashid #123

``Also near the end of Abbasid caliphate the Mamlooks were so powerful that they practically ruled.``

Bohaut achhi baat. Ubb yey to batayey ke yeh hamara `main topic` sey kya taluq rakhta hai?1? All I said was that I did not know much about the Mamlooks. Aap baat kaha sey kaha ley jarehey yaar?

``As I said in your words that these things are beyond your comprehension.``

theek, I agree. Comprehending your `logic` can someimtes be a futile task!

``Women means sex and beautiful men means sex. And no wonder in whites (your masters of masters) the most common cause of AIDS is sexual transmission through homosexuality. And two men walking hand in hand everybody smiles sheepishly.``

Again, I fail to comprehend AT ALL what your point is? and in blacks is it through heterosexual encounters or through contaminated IV usage? Maybe you could provide us with some more irrelevant facts like those.

AIDS hamaray topic sey kiya taluq rakhta hai?? If you are suggesting that it is God`s wrath for homsexuality, then I guess you must be unaware that in parts of Southern Africa (incl. South Africa) 1/4 of the population are HIV carriers. I guess there just must be more londaybaazi in africa, huh?

I thought we were inquiring into how the Quran might have looked at pederasty (which is nowadays considered homseuality).. You bring in AIDs and White Masters and what-not! Kya, baat hai bhai?

btw, if you REALLY want to understand the phenomenon of Projection, read these words of yours really carefully:

``...no wonder in whites (your masters of masters) the ...``

urstruly # 135

Dear Urstruly,

Yes we do learn a lot from life`s experiences,and i find it extremely beneficial to learn from others,and share my little bits too. I think what we learn this way, is beyond par with what we may learn from our formal education,books and libraries.

Reaching out for people in times of need, compassion,and feeling the pain of others are the guidelines i try to follow in my interpretation of religion.Not to say that i am a complete Kafir, in avoiding the other pillars of Islam [which is my religion ]or as a matter of fact respecting other religions equally.

Yes ``Benefit of doubt``,is a steep learning curve at times, but once you are a believer in it , it helps us make some sound judgements , when in a bind.Over the years i have found this philosophy very useful.

Thank you for taking the time to reciprocate, and i am glad you found my post of some sort of help.It is always nice to hear back ,when one is trying to get a message across !

Your article is very sensitive, and i have truly enjoyed reading it .However you were going to elaborate on a few points , like the significance of christmas .When you do have time could you please post it . i would love to read the hidden word !

Take care ,

Shirin