The Day When God Died

Rsuxena #265, ``What the heck`s a stilleto anyway? Some type of shoe that shankar uncle wears?)``

It`s a name for a pencil heeled sandal or a sharp dagger.

By the way, I think shankar uncle wears those brown rubber Bata thongs. :)

YLH #266,

Well that`s a nice thing to do. Could you post more info. I`d like to come. And if Rsaxena promises to come wearing sandals, my presence is guaranteed.

Re: ylh #266

Good luck with it.

Shankar, Rsaxena, scout etc,

You will all be happy to know that Siqafat,the Pakistani Cultural Club`s showing of the Movie

``Jinnah`` is now going to be a fundraising event for the Indian Earthquake victims, to be held on 15th of Feb. Recent events at Rutgers have generated enough interest for this event to be sold out.

-Yasser Hamdani

Re: scout

``Whoa! Put the stiletto down, take a step back, and no one will get hurt.``

Put that razor down first. (What the heck`s a stilleto anyway? Some type of shoe that shankar uncle wears?)

Re: shankar

``Thats the spirit bro! Its our mutual hatred that makes coming to Chowk so much fun.``

Anytime. That`s what friends are for.

``Love to see how the new, improved ylh is making you squirm..``

Haha..you small-minded fool, you`re going to have to do a lot better than that.

Rsaxena,

{{Haha..Ironically, I doubt I can ever have a stronger bond of friendship-based-on-pure-hatred with anyone other than you}}

Thats the spirit bro! Its our mutual hatred that makes coming to Chowk so much fun. Love to see how the new, improved ylh is making you squirm..

{{with you, it`s a different matter altogether...your slimy behind will twist and squirm just to get along and make friends }}

Aw..really, you mean it?! Gee thats the nicest thing you have said about me! You are a true friend..

Rsuxena #261,

Whoa! Put the stiletto down, take a step back, and no one will get hurt.

Re: scout

``Even the usually badtameez Rsaxena hasn`t addressed me in such a chauvanistic condescending manner.``

Whoa, back your Feminazi truck up a minute...you`re hardly one to talk about badtameezi.

Re: shankar

``Aw, comeon ylh, can you picture RSaxena ever being all friendly & mushy?! Foggetaboutit!! You should start developing an everlasting bond of friendship that Saxena & I have --based on pure hatred``

Haha..Ironically, I doubt I can ever have a stronger bond of friendship-based-on-pure-hatred with anyone other than you...even with ylh, his positions are generally pretty clear...sometimes they are abhorrent to me but at least I know where he stands...with you, it`s a different matter altogether...your slimy behind will twist and squirm just to get along and make friends (damn! If I was a shrink I could articulate the syndrome much better)...none of my business though :)

ylh,

I must say you have really changed for the better, bro. I`m proud of you! Now now before you think I`m being patronising or seducing you; please remember, I`ll forever be ready to slam you if you start reverting to your old self. Gotta admit, youre not falling for Saxena`s baits like before:)

{{and the mutual hatred that we have for each others` countries would subside into respect and tolerance for what those countries stand for.}}

Aw, comeon ylh, can you picture RSaxena ever being all friendly & mushy?! Foggetaboutit!! You should start developing an everlasting bond of friendship that Saxena & I have --based on pure hatred!! :)

The only good Saxena is a dead Saxena!

Rsaxena #256,

Go on, you haven`t even scratched the surface yet.

YLH #257,

Hey kid, Good luck with your endeavors with Rsaxena, GAndhi, and Jinnah. I`m sure your intentions are great and I admire your political strengths at such a tender age.

But NEVER EVER address me as Darling ever again.

I won`t reply to such nonsense in the future.

Even the usually badtameez Rsaxena hasn`t addressed me in such a chauvanistic condescending manner. Keep the pathetic terms of endearment to yourself.

Scout,

Darling, one piece of advice.... read the first amendment before you advocate its usage or otherwise. Believe me if there were more people on both sides like Rsaxena, and myself, willing to bang their heads against each other to come to a compromise, there would be a mutually acceptable solution to Kashmir. Instead we have people like you on both sides, unwilling, and too scared of talking, to ever arrive at a positive solution to the entire problem.

I have faith that by the time Rsaxena and I are done, Rsaxena would probably have changed his mind about Quaid e Azam, and I probably would be more at ease with Gandhi, and the mutual hatred that we have for each others` countries would subside into respect and tolerance for what those countries stand for. This might seem a little optimistic, but you never know.

-Yasser Hamdani

Re: scout

It`s interesting...just last week you sanctimoniously declared that this board has gone to ``lewds`` and ``crewds,`` with the implication that it was beneath you. Yet you kept buzzing around looking to somehow get involved...and finally you presented your treatise on ylh and me.

What does that say about you? It says you prefer lewds and crewds over the boring academics who answer every question with a suggestion to read some book to get the answer...but you won`t admit it. You are indeed a basket full of contradictions. (I won`t even go into your issues with liberalism.)

:)

krashid #254,

Yes they have :)

Scout #250

Your vigor shows that your exams have been very good. :-)

As for our dear friend there is a simile.

Na Jaye Raften Na Paye Mandun.

Na Rone Dete Hain Na Hansne.

re. #247 & #248

My mother always said to me: ``Beyta, God works in strange ways``

I think I just might be beginning to understand what she meant :)