The Day When God Died

Re: ylh

I think who`s a pre-schooler and who is not (not that there`s anything wrong with pre-schoolers) is well known. Who just complained, ``Chowk Staff, Chowk Staff, look what he did to me...aren`t you going to do something?`` And ``Chowk Staff, Chowk Staff, you are really unfair ... [sob, sob]...there is an imposter here who is trying to make me look like a fool...stop him or I`ll hold my breath till I turn blue.`` (Of course Chowk Staff preferred to have you hold your breath till you didn`t have a breath, but you denied them.)

By the way, did you attend an Ivy League pre-school too? I gotta hand it to you buddy, that Rutgers-is-an-Ivy-League school line is a classic. Then you ranted about your acceptance to Rochester too...even scout couldn`t resist that one.

Re: Asim

``Touche`, Mr ylh. Best ``rebuke`` i have read this fine, rainy evening! :), even better than your earlier Porche alia Jinnah one. :)``

Oh dear. My little expose of that fool Jinnah seems to have tickled you the wrong way under your burkha. As for his ``rebuke,`` well, your reaction to it is rather revealing about you. I thought you more intelligent than that...

``P.S sorry RSaxena Sahib. YLh got you clean bowled once more.No need to throw a tantrum fit now.``

No Sir, I don`t throw tantrum fits. I think ylh has safely taken that crown. Witness his past patterns....he gets needled like one would a bleating bakra (credit shankar) , posts 500 long posts in a fit of sweat and fury, and finally runs off in protest of the imposters.

PM wrote: Asim Hayat, re. #166 on bachelors on chowk...

``A little `credit` where due would really hurt you, y`know. Translation does not consititute originality``

My dear man, I am afraid you lost me on that one completely. Did i mention that i dont know Swahili that very well. Possibly not:)

Clean bowled! the stumps are uprooted, and the bails went flying over the wicketkeepers balding head.

Its alright you still have the next innings to bowl me out like that again. I am an easy wicket, if you start using ``watta/underhanded bowling``. Trust me!

Sincerely

Asim

PM wrote,..``However, after taking a second look at your post, I can only say I am relieved-- relieved at the fact that, perennial fool though I may be, at least no one could accuse me of being blatantly dishonest``

On second thoughts let me change your appelation from a perennial fool to one not blessed with a funny bone too. Good for you, i might add! or maybe not. :)

Did you see that big nudge nudge sign next to the ``modified`` statement. The next time you want to go on a holier than thou rampage, please see to it that you dont make an utter fool of yourself.

Whats the use. Whom ``AM I TALKING TO`` :)

Sincerely,

Asim

Re: Ylh reply #182...

``Mr Saxena rest assure I dont want that. Not everyone is a preschooler like yourself :)``

Touche`, Mr ylh. Best ``rebuke`` i have read this fine, rainy evening! :), even better than your earlier Porche alia Jinnah one. :)

Asim

P.S sorry RSaxena Sahib. YLh got you clean bowled once more.No need to throw a tantrum fit now. It will not change the verdict.

P.S Been to some Salvatore Ferragamo bashes lately??? I saw this wonderful pair going for a song at 550 bucks; Except i cant sing so well to save my life, let alone bargain it for a 550 bucks pair of shoes. I still look at that pair, and hope that come christmas sale again, they dont run out of that hot number. Soometimes, i do think that shoe beckons me, and whispers to be ``taken``.

RSaxena #168

After reading Asim Hayat`s supposed exposure of your gaffe, I was about to join in the party laughing at you (as I see even the the coolly aloof Zahra bibi couldn`t resist doing).

However, after taking a second look at your post, I can only say I am relieved-- relieved at the fact that, perennial fool though I may be, at least no one could accuse me of being blatantly dishonest!

rgds

PM



Asim Hayat, re. #166 on bachelors on chowk...

A little `credit` where due would really hurt you, y`know. Translation does not consititute originality.

rgds,

PI

Rsaxena

``And what do you want them to do after they have taken notice of whatever it is you`re complaining about? Scold me and tell me to sit in the corner?``

Mr Saxena rest assure I dont want that. Not everyone is a preschooler like yourself :)

Love

YLH

Re: ylh

You are laughable. First the Rutgers-is-an-Ivy-League-Institution crap, now this. So because no one gives a rat`s behind about Jinnah, it means he was brilliant since his intelligence was far beyond the grasp of the rest of the world???? How delusional can you get! You can either climb down to reality on your own or one day someone will kick you down and it will hurt.

This otherwise interesting board has fallen into the hands of the CRUDES and LEWDS(Rsaxena & co with the recent recruit of Ali), not to mention the little stubborn whiner (YLH).

You guys are worse than women with your ``he said, he said`` bickering amongst each other.

tsk tsk... what a waste of neurons.

And now they will conveniently get together to say something negative about me.

I`m waiting patiently.

``Havent you all heard of bacheloreatte (i know attrocious sp) parties?? ``

What is far more atrocious is your spelling of ``attrocious``. :)

Ciao,

Asim

Re: Ali #174

``You, who thinks that Rehan shouldn`t write about Lahore and its heera mandi since he is of the matarwa origin, have no right to point fingers at others. ``

Ali,

I never stated in my reply that you accused me of being that kurranta whatever. All i stated was that in exchnage for my half joking ideas, you went ballistic. Thats all.

Regarding your above statement(``in quotes``), once again, you are being liberal with the truth. Let me repeat for your benefit, my reply to Urstruly, which was written in that debacle of an article,.``Udaas naslein``. Pay attention this time, and i honestly would not be this nice, the next time you try to be selective in your quotes which you attribute to me.

Re : Reply Urstruly #38 from interact of Udaas naslein replies.

Urstruly had written:

``I have absolutely no problem with anyone who writes about Lahore/Punjab-regradless of his ethnicity``

My reply to Urstruly

Dost, Neither do I. All i ask for is impartiality, and a conscientious respect for the subject matter at hand, to not distort it to suit your ``in vogue`` pereceptions. Period!

Hope that suffices for the time being.

Its good to see that Ali1, you are still captivated by bodily functions and usage of expressions by 18yr old males in Pakistan, such as Mr Smarty Pants. :)

Sincerely,

Asim

aicha # 171

[``So, instead of poking fun at Indian males who are not that intrinsically diff from their Pak counterparts....``]

hamidm can read you a long list of intrinsic differences b/w Indian and Pakistani males :-)

Do you think that ones ``growth`` would be normal without sufficient intake of animal proteins?? Like someone (ok ok that someone was me) said earlier about Tamil Brahmins: dudes who can`t hold their head/neck steady for more than 30 seconds wouldn`t be able to keep the thingy up for more than 15.

macgupta: Tamil brahmin average is 7 seconds (not minutes), which is essentially less than Tamil rabbits.

RE: macgupta 163

Cardiovascular health awareness has increased exponentially in the past 30 years. All over the world people are exercising more and eating better. Don`t you think that could have increased the worldwide average?

Yasser [Post170]:

Hilarious!

Good One!!

:-)

RE: # 165

[Ali on Asim Hayat:``Pathetic, but kala kurranta sahib thinks.........]

This was not meant for you, as the real kala kurranta sahib might point out. No need to get too excited.

[Hope on second reading of it, you will see the sheer hypocrisy of your posting such.....]

Asim Hayat, YOUR sheer hypcrisy makes me want to vomit.

You, who thinks that Rehan shouldn`t write about Lahore and its heera mandi since he is of the matarwa origin, have no right to point fingers at others. Mr. Stinky Pants would shi_t in his pants and when asked where the smell is coming from would accuse others of farting. tsk tsk.

Re: ylh

``I call upon Chowk staff to take notice of Rsaxena`s insolence, and to review the most recent interaction between him and myself.``

And what do you want them to do after they have taken notice of whatever it is you`re complaining about? Scold me and tell me to sit in the corner?