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who was there banging the door down?

he should have waited.

Hello fellow Chowkies,

1.This is my second submission, not my third.

2.It is a complete poem, not abridged.

3.Channel 40 is scrambled porn on Canadian Cable.

4.Everybody wanks off, including girls.

5.Men have come into Jinnah Hospital with coke bottles broken up their rectum.

6.Sex in this society is girted round with taboo.

7.This poem in no way encourages sex, it is about

masturbation.

8.Not all poetry is about Jihad.

9.This poem was shortlisted for the Irving Layton Creative Writing in Poetry Award in March 2000 at a Canadian University. And it has been read at various venues to open audiences there, which included plenty of Muslims/Pakistanis.

Thank you for all your interactions, your comments are helpful, even the scathing ones. I joined chowk for the interaction.

Thankyou to the chowk staff.

Love Mahim.

There just was not enough to this poem to actually analyze it or dissect it in any meaningful way.

Shandana

I feel sorry for your students and more for their un-suspecting parents.

Chowk editors3

What is this.

A third rate poem regarding such acts.

Yahan Bhi Koi Pawwa Chal Raha Hai Kia.

Spanish Bhi Jaez or Suchha or Khara porn Bhi.

Agar Is Qissim Ke Muamlat Ki Hadees Chapne Ka Wadah Karen to Bhej Doon.

Beautiful!

Urstruly #16,

Whoaaaaaaa, easy there buddy.

#13 was a JOKE not a fantasy

However, the description of your ``blubber`` invokes

fantasies of halal jello, vanilla pudding, and twinkies....

Human fat looks like a deep yellow vanilla pudding anyway, let me know the date of your liposuction surgery, I`ll be there with a straw and napkins.

yummm

oh glorious leader farangicushion...

please unveil yourself in all your 2`` glory so we insults to female chromosomes can prostrate ourselves at your feet and beg to be taken into your harem like the doormats we are. we all apologise, together, again and again, for having offended your delicate sensibilites and beg to be taken in and reprimanded in a suitably sadistic fashion. in desperate need of some discipline..

shandana (i have seen the light at the end of the tunnel, and i now know it is the tubelight in f-k`s rectum) minhas

Re: Jawahara

``Asim, why is it so hard to digest that 16 year old virgins are *gasp * sexual creatures too? It`s a fact of life. Or is that only reserved for 16 year old (and up) guys who can leer at, touch and violate others. Better self gratification than molestation or even actually having sex at that age.``

Hi Jawahara,

Perhaps i should have put a large smiley next to my observations about the corruption potential of 16 yr old virgins from the Islamic Republic of Pakistan.

You are absoluetley right. That is not to say that these ``creatures`` dont already do all that and more.

Sincerely,

Asim

P.S My friend, a female doctor, told us how one such girl from Kinnaird College (naturally), broke a bottle of coca cola inside of her and had to be brought to the emergency in a Lahore hospital, where the shards of the bottle had to be painstakingly removed.

Re : Waheed

``Jeez, Asim, lighten up. Aren`t you giving me YOUR version of right and wrong. There is nothing wrong with 16 year old female virgins sticking their fingers for it in a place full of 35 year old sexual retard Men who don`t know the A.B.C of sex.``

Dear Waheed,

Its great to hear from you.

Mian you seem very charged(no pun intended). :)

Okay hear me out. Mahir`s aspiration in her earlier article, which happened to be in Spanish(not French, Non e bella lingua italiana, not saraiki) hovered optimistically around trying to contribute to Pakistan society. ...``trying to define a way to contribute to Pakistani society and by this poem am shaking hands with Chowk and all its readers, who will learn to hate me in the coming months.``

Now, I had made some ``reservation: about her earlier work, in relation to the heroic aspiratiosn as per above;i.e. contrary to her belief by writing in spanish, she is never going to fulfil her objective of reaching out the masses and contributing. Despite the ``foreign`` language the last poem had some merit, contrary to the current debacle.

Its a bit like our national poet Mr Iqbal;He disparaged and was disdainful of the use of urdu vis-a-vis the sublime ``Farsi`` as a suitablke medium. He seemed rto be under the impression that the sophistry of the country could appreciate the farsi better as oppsoed to the ``pedestrian`` urdu during his metaphysical exploration days;thereby indicating his full passion for two petty snobbishness and class consciousness. Later when he turned ``socialist``(and i have no idea how and why did he have to let go of his ingrained superiority complexes), he became a people`s poet.

Frankly, I fail to see any semblance of literature in this poem. I know Oscar Wilde, and DH Lawrence both indulged in the ``intimate`` scenarios, and why is it their rendition of such themes was much more poignant, graceful, and potent, as compare to the current dabblings of our friend. Not to mention the fact that the poem appears to have been ``abridged``, thereby taking away its potency, if it had some.

My comments about 16 yr old virgins were written in jest, more like a satire on current 16 yr old female ``virgins``(now that is hopeful thinking alright), in the glorious Islamic Republic of Pakistan. I am all for sexual experimentation. Its just i dont think an average reader is interested in my findings from my adolescent days, or for that matter yours. On the contrary I strongly believe that these 16 yr old Pakkistani virgins could perhaps give ideas to our erstwhile noble writer I take it, you and others are clear on where i was coming(no pun intnded yet once more) from.

Read up Farzana Varsey`s treatise on sex and religion. She has my complete support for breaking hell loose here with her salacious insights. Now there is a lady who is unbridled, who is passionate, yet not restrained, and who knows how to maintain a stand and argue for it, and who knows the importance of sex and religion to entwine the two, without any reservations. She comes all the way unlike halfway, half hearted, withing realms of acceptance Mahim.

Break all rules!

Sincerely,

Asim

This is very elegantly written, I love it!

You want to contribute to Pakistani society? Write more, please! :)

Scout# 13

hummm! that was interesting. My barber says that almost all women fantacize about sadist men. Unfortunately I am not. In addition I am pot-bellied, half-bald, couch potato. When I sit on my computer chair for my cyber-jihad against hindus, 20% of my behind hangs on the sides of the chair. I am not a good fantasy either. Try to forget me.

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I hope the writer is either very famous, a known writer/journalist/author/critic, or is operating at a literary level far above the comprehension of us literary mortals.

If not, then this piece is a waste of disk space on the Chowk server.

Mahim,

I took the liberty of altering your poem a bit, here`s my version of it:

And just as I feel my

end is near

when I almost merge

with the two onscreen...

...Urstruly is there,

banging

my

door

down.

I try to ignore him

but he drags me by the hair

and throws me out the window

as I fall to the ground

he shouts to me

badchalan badzaat behuda aurat

tu isi laiq hai

:)

sorry

Mahim, I did not comment on your previous work, but I thought it was inventive and imaginative, a breath of fresh air.

I really liked this one as well. Passionately delicate, sensual. Well done! I am sure you are going to madden some chowkies with this, but that`s half the fun sometimes.

Asim, why is it so hard to digest that 16 year old virgins are *gasp * sexual creatures too? It`s a fact of life. Or is that only reserved for 16 year old (and up) guys who can leer at, touch and violate others. Better self gratification than molestation or even actually having sex at that age.