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scout,

Why are you wasting so much time sparring with that jerk? Watch out, he`s rubbing off on you! Saxena has one & only one rule on Chowk--``insult everybody!!`` Nothing is sacred or out of bounds for him. Have you read a single constructive post by him? He`s running out of insults--same crap over & over again. Thats the only thing that turns him on. Gets boring after a while...

Crapsena,

Pretzels not selling too well on Wall St these days, eh? For the sake of our eternal friendship; in your inevitable insulting reply, come up with something new--for a change. Not the same ``corny, middle aged quack`` etc etc. Booorrring..broken record..flip the chapatti over..

Hmm.. wonder if you used anything besides your imagination to reach the point of ``when I almost merge with the two onscreen``, would be interesting to know!

rsuxena #118,

Had hai unoriginality ki!

stop copying me. can`t you think of something else.

By the way, is it true that some Brahmins sprinkle cow urine and dung around their home for pious reasons?

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Re: baklava

I can`t make sense of any of your drivel. Please write more clearly.

Studebaker,

obviously we are on different wavelengths here since I live on planet earth. I did not in my posts say that the Buddha statues were being destroyed in retaliation for Babri masjid. These are, however, parallel incidents in the same part of the world, which is why they are being talked about together.

The rest of your post I need a universal translator from Star Trek to decipher and I don`t have one, so I am not going to respond to that part.

krashid

Hmmmm, just as I thought. True literature is something that does not make you think, re-examine yourself, your world, the way you view the world and its denizens? That`s what not testing the sensibilities of the reader.

BTW, the story you related was uhh, how shall I put it? Dumb!

When I lived in small town Connecticut I used to visit this little, used book store. Once while there I came across a section called Inspirational Romance. I asked the owner whom I was friends with what that was. Christian romance, she said, or as she called it, hand holding romance. Man and woman meet, have a christian relationship, just hold hands, wait for marriage to have sex, gel together in every way. Aaah! now I know that I was in the presence of great literature. Excuse me, I need to go and order some of those books. Maybe I`ll post sections of one of those on here, so we can all be lulled into a boring sleep and won`t have the will nor the gumption to whack off.

Re: spout

I agree with your disdain for stinky subway riders. Just the other day, this bearded fellow and his burka clad wife were stinking up the Number 6 with serious BO. The sweat was trapped in his beard and her burkha...the skin couldn`t breathe. Furthermore, I was pretty sure they had sheep meat on them after a sacrifice.

Studebaker: tsk! tsk! itna gussa? perhaps u shud get a punching bag for yourself...all that negative energy...calling mr shankar!

Jawahara #104

I don`t think there is a particular definition of good literature.

But Choo, Moo Niaistan BS is at most a jugglery.

A good literature can be as varied as Ibn-e-Safi with hyper stories with depiction of beatiful characters and emotions or as simple as Pushkin or as deep as Tolsty or as idealist as Kahlil Jibran or as humorous as Yusufi.

On the other hand market is also full of literature which are sold underground for the appetite of people. And are valued for the same purpose. Does it make them realism and imagination (and they don`t lack in those aspects) or simply B.S.

Don`t test the sensibilities of people on this forum. People watch CNN propaganda everyday because there is no other choice. It does not necessarily make the propaganda authentic.

Recall few days back strike against Iraq in the same tone as 1990 but which lasted only one day.

You can define good literature by reading good literature.

A simple moving story by unknown writer can be a masterpiece. I give you example of a short story by Khalil-ulllah Shibli.

(Only meaning remains with me and not story

A man reading the newspaper cursed. The servant asked what happened. He said these f--ing students are demonstrating for rise in the price of bus travel ticket.

After one minute there is another curse. The servant asked if the students did something else wrong.

Master replied no S.O.B. Governemnt have raised the price of Air travel ticket.

Compare this to the story of masturbation after watching channel 40 and someone knocking at the door.

As I said, don`t test the sensibilities of reader.

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Re :``They say the water still is crystal clear at places (where we dont frequent with our sins).``

at places i.e precisely the volume occupied by a lepton(a subatomic particle, whose existnce is very much under debate)

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scout #105:

``Regarding crowded nyc subways, standing next to an Indian is sheer torture, with the smell of heeng/haldi/pakoras emanating in close quarters.``

You are right when you are right - I agree. Here`s to the day when we are more sensitive to the others...(NOT to the hyper-sensitive & the hallucinating though!)

#86:

``Now I have to jump in the river Ganges to absolve myself of my sins and perhaps catch a few diseases to help repent.``

Chuckle! Actually we undertook a project to clean up the Ganga with outside help at one point, wonder what happened to that. They say the water still is crystal clear at places (where we dont frequent with our sins).

RSaxena #107

Arre bhai, aise nahi kahate. Such tragic accidents can occur anywhere. I know you enjoy throwing volleys (I do too but you do a far better job) but you surely didn`t mean to draw any satisfaction from this most unfortunate accident. People who died were probably just like you and me, and had nothing to do with the Jihadis and their trainers we rightly detest.

Eklavya #108,

Hey now, don`t worry. Rsuxena has his doors open to you with those ``goodies`` galore. :)

By the way, these derogatory remarks are reserved for suxena, not polite Indian interactors like you, shankar bhai, and others.

Rsuxena #107,

I hope those cut`n`paste cyber scissors are child proof. I wouldn`t want you to hurt yourself little kiddo.