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And just as I feel my

end is near

when I almost merge

with the two onscreen...

...you are there,

banging

my

door

down.



so what did that person find you with....coke,pepsi bottle.....before you ended up in Jinnah hospital?

Omarphoenix:#43

Thank you for the info.

Nothing is a ``theory``.This ``methodology`` of finding & reporting facts somehow elevates the university type to a brahmin/mullah/priest level.

Some of them are knowingly intellectually corrupt,which thus aggravates their crime.This ignorance coupled with authority is the greatest curse upon us today.

Anybody,even the most ``uneducated``/``backward`` can hold an opinion/conviction.If the ``educated`` one does not understand something it is not anybodys fault.

This is simply written to chip away at the tyrrany & hegemony that our ``learned`` ones exercise.

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All the west coast of Africa has similar local names.Guinea,Ghana----till recently Gold Coast,Ivory Coast[the english raison .. for their `appreciation`].

Until recently,A guniea was the name of the purest Gold Pound coin.

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Idrisi was no doubt the greatest cartographer.His maps are still amazingly accurate/detailed.Incidentally they also show the American continent.

Columbus got hold of some maps from Portugal,which really had become a navigational hub because of Prince Henry`s deep interest in the subject.

In those days map makers were a wile bunch(they had to) because they did not want illegal copies of their efforts made.So they incorporated either extra info or omitted some key info to lead astray.

It was important to have the cartographer around to ``explain`` the map once a voyage charter was granted & the map-maker duly acknowledged.

Columbus was lucky to run into one of these & he ran away to Spain with them-----ever fearful for his life!

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Columbus`s own diaries record his observations that the caribs of the Islands which he ``discovered`` dressed & performed similar acts of worship as he had seen among the muslim moors of Africa.He talks about veiled muslim women & turbanned muslim men in another ship sailing by.

Columbus exterminated EACH & EVERY person of this heritage from ALL the islands.

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``My name is Mahir Abdal Razzaaq el and I am a Cherokee Blackfoot American Indian who is Muslim.I am known as Eagle Sun Walker.I serve as Pipe Carrier warrior for the Northeastern Band of Cherokee Indians in New York city.There are many muslims in our group.

For the most part,not many people are aware of the Native American contact with Islam that began

over a thousand years ago by some of the early muslim travellers who visited us.

The Peace Treaties,such as one on Delaware River in 1787 bear the signatures of AbdelKhak and Muhammad Ibn Abdullah.All these documents are in the National Archives or Library of Congress.

If you have access to records in the state of South Carolina,read the Moore Sundry Act of 1790.

Almost all the tribes vocabulary include the word Allah.The last Cherokee chief who had a muslim name was Ramadhan Ibn Wati in 1866.

Cities across the US & Canada bear names that are of native & Islamic derivation.Tallahasse,for example,means Allah will deliver you sometime in future.

Etc,etc,etc..........``

( an excerpt from Digging for the red roots,by Mahir Abdul-Razzaq El.)--------courtesy the Message,July 1996.

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Omar:

This is a very fascinating subject & Pakistani Muslims must be made aware of such lost treasures.

You would be happy to know that the State of Gibraltar has printed a currency note with the picture of the Muslim Conqueror of Gibraltar---the Jabal el Tarique----Tarique bin Ziad.

Pass it on.

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wassalaam.

Surprised that perverted shrink hasn`t shown up and devoured this board yet.

Re: Mahim and

``As for my comment that I would like to help Pakistani society, how do you know I am not already?``

Agreed. But why mention it so specifically as if you are going out of your way to make a contribution of epic proportions. Islam suggests that one helps another fellow, in need or contributes something to somebody the left hand should not learn of what was given through the right hand.

Creativity without context is a pitfall. You feel ever so proud to represnt Pakistan at some nameless ``canadian`` university, by presenting sub par, unoriginal, poems, which have no literaray basis at all. Serves to show the rather dismal taste and standards of such a forum.

This has nothing to do with religion or taboos. The diatribe you are being forced to listen to is on account of your heavy-handedness and arrogance in dealing with the replies; not for a moment taking the time to realise that your masterpiece might not actually be worth of being called literature much less art.

Perhaps it would be advisable to not wear you heart on a sleeve in terms of contributing to Pakistani society, while juxtaposing your adolescent cravings, onto unsuspecting readers. Granted according to you everybody wanks; Not everybody wants to glorify it to new and previously unscaled heights of notoriety,

Sincerely,

Asim

Mahim:

That was a nice little gem of a poem. Don`t worry about the naysayers. Most of the time they are either incomprehensible (get help studebaker), and at others they are akin to the corner mosque mullah who find Islam in danger at the mere sight of a sleeveless female. Maybe they should be given a map by Idrisi and allowed to set sail in their tiny rowboats to discover new Islands.........

later

-sac

Mahim

I guess your commnet re contributions to society in your earlier piece - was seen in a hallowed light. Nice peom - but frankly without the suggestive title - would not have been able to make the connection. Thouhg I wonder what people`s reaction would have been had this poem been written by a man and was titled ``Porn for Boys``.

Hi Mahim!...I am not a big fan of poetry in free verse (whether in Urdu or English or Farsi or any other language) preferring rhyming prose but i do not see what the hullaballoo is all about just because your subject was about an activity which many in our community indulge in but do not like to talk about it; and though it is naive of me, i never thought that muslim girls from pakistan would wank off...)

Personally, I think that it is not vey becoming to discuss such private matters in public but what you do in the privacy of your own bedroom is your own business...;-) As for those people who are saying/himting that you are not a Muslim becoz you admit to masturbating (or certainly writing about it)...come on! Traditional Islam, unlike modern paki society, has discussed all matters sexual openly and frankly as being a complete code of life it legislates on all things and sex is a major human activity. The blessed ulama have also discussed this matter and the general ruling is that though it is generally not encouraged, and considered haram, it is considered better than doing zina (but inferior to controlling ones appetite by fasting) and the Hanafis have said that in some circumstances, if one is weak, it might even be necessary (if for example you have a lot of sexual energy and no halal means of dissipating it --i.e. a husband) or if your hisband/wife is far away from you and you feel the need for sex then it is better for you to wank than to commit adultery. And Allah knows best.

Yraditional Islam is v. candid about female sexuality (just read the hadith!) and some of the greatest ulama have written treatises on how to enhance ones love-making and the various positions, techniques, etc.

The great Jalal uddin Suyuti rahmatullah alayhi wrote EIGHT separate books on this topic!

The great Proof of Islam Imam Ghazzali discusses in a v. candid way how to ensure that the woman reaches orgasm as well so as not to deny her her right...subhan Allah!

It is our shame that we do not KNOW Islam; unfortunately, the trend amongst our so-called elite and ruling class is to mock islam and its ulama based on an insufficient and biased view (aped from the western media)!

To summarise, you seem like a talented writer and that is good :-) But it is better to not discuss such private matters in public as a Muslim....

welcome to Chowk!!! And may Allah give you a Muslim husband who can satisfy all yuor sexual needs (and you his)!!! That is also a part of being a good Muslim. (BTw in shar`iat it is allowed to wank off your partner till he/she comes. A person asked Imam Abu Hanifa about it and he [rahmatullah alayhi] replied that it is allowed and may those who do it get great reward for it.)

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May Allah forgive me any mistakes. ameen.

Re: Latif Chappu, #36

Where did you get this? If you wrote it, you are a genius (seriously.) I liked it so much that I copied it and e-mailed it to few people. It is not only humorous but is stunning in its straightforwardness, unlike that obscure ``Porn for Girls`` that beats around the bush (excuse the pun) and doesn`t get anywhere.

Asif #56

You said that Islam encouraged frank discussion of sexuality and that Rumi had written eight books on the topic. Then you said that it is unbecoming to talk of such matters publicly, as a Muslim. Sounds contradictory to me. If the religion is open about it as are other religious people, why should only Mahim not be open about masturbation???

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Asif Naqshbandi #56,

Toba astagfarullah!

In your shariah/hadith-loving/etc etc fundamental Islam, it`s haram to talk about such things with members of the opposite sex who aren`t married to you.

Please refrain from such ``shaitaani`` postings.

Alhaj Asif Naqshbandi porno waley:

Kindly provide us some guidance in the light of Quran and Sunnah. What should one do if ones partner(lets limit this to wife/husband for now) doesn`t satisfy ones sexual urges? Did any of the six Muslim Kama Sutras mention any remedies short of ice and vaseline?

respectfully

-sac

Mahim: Listen to the Maulana. No more poetry for you till a bearded pabind-i-saum-o-salat significant other arrives in your hedonistic life!!

To discuss matters does not mean you have to discuss them on a public forum.

It was not Rumi but Imam Suyuti who i said wrote the islamic love making texts.

Please do not twist my words.

and i am not a mawlana but a sinful, weak, muslim in need of the duas of the righteous.

There is no ``sharm`` in shar`iaH matters..but you have to talk about it with the right people.

Even Freud`s greatest critics (in his field; ie--not laypeople who havent read him & call him a pervert) agree with his basic theory of human sexuality. His genious lay in the fact that he was the first person who theorised how the human sexual instinct matures from infancy to puberty.

God has given every NORMAL human a sexual instinct. That instinct is as normal & essential as eating, drinking & defecating. The survival of a species is dependant on it. Prudes generally get offended by Freud because he says it so matter of factly. To make matters worse, when Freud first proposed his theories to the scientific world, it was during the Victorian era--when Britain (& Europe as a whole) was extremely prudish & considered it very bad manners to talk about such things in ``civilised`` society. You can imagine how society reacted to him. Even his mentors, who had previously recognised his genious, denounced him publicly. Despite that, his basic theory (albeit with numerous revisions) is universally accepted by analysts.

Human sexual instinct is present right from birth. From birth to puberty, it goes through several stages of maturation. When an infant puts a rattle in its mouth, its expressing its sexual instinct. At that stage in life, the mouth is the ``erotogenous`` zone. These erotogenous zones the change as the human being matures from an infant to adulthood. Thats why you have the oral, anal, phallic ,latency & finally the genital phase of normal adult sexuality. I dont want to go into details because it would take hours.

When a person says he/she has NEVER masterbated, its as ridiculous as saying he/she has never defecated! Mind you, that person is NOT lying. He/she is not conciously aware of it. We humans have an inbuilt ``censor`` mechanism called ``repression`` that automatically ``banishes`` thoughts that are offensive to our sensibilities or our moral percepts. The more prudish a person is, the stronger the repression. Hence, the more neurotic he/she becomes. We hardly ever see any typical cases of ``hysteria`` these days, in the US. In societies where sex is not talked about openly, ``hysteria`` cases (as described by Frued in his case presentations) are still seen frequently.

Saxena,

Satisfied! I could go on & on. But I took your advice & made some friends & am going skiing this weekend. So I`m going to miss your insults. Sigh,too bad,I enjoy them.

you can contact me...any time.. for your needs ..

reply.. fabs@zeenext.com

fabs

THE POEM WAS NOT ABOUT ME!!

This poem was meant to make people laugh. It is about a girl watching scrambled porn, which is rather pathetic because she doesn`t pay for it. Then someone, her lover perhaps, arrives at the doorway and disturbs her. Its that simple.

However, the enjambment or the line breaks are supposed to create a sense of suspense and surprise at each turn, which is one of the pleasures of free verse I tried here.

Wearing your heart on your sleeve is not a crime. And when I write back I do not snap at my readers. What about the readers who have called me Mahim Wanker Maher? People get really nasty on chowk which I am learning to get used to.

You don`t like the poem, that`s fine. It won`t appeal to everyone. It was not meant to be a serious poem.

You don`t think its literary. I never claimed it was The Inferno.

You don`t think it`s art. That`s a fine opinion.

Just laugh when you read it. That was what I did when I wrote it.

Mahim.