In Sanity

Re: scout, #89

``I even look like her if [I] forget to wear your glasses and squint real hard while high on hashish.``

I don`t wear glasses. I wear shades. Hash is not easy to get for me. I get by on weed. But, Like James Dean, I do squint.

``thanks for the ``compliment.`` :)``

You`re welcome. And I still love Sana.

Godot (88)

oye. how do you know its not working out?

thanks for the compliment though ...

-P

ps: Zehra, your (enjoyable) babble reminded me of times gone by (not unlike half the rest of the board) so I let my breath out somewhat. no reflection on you. honest.

Godot #88, ``You remind me of the central character, Sana, in my most favorite play of PTV: Unkahi. Loved her.``

I even look like her if forget to wear your glasses and squint real hard while high on hashish.

By the way, thanks for the ``compliment.`` :)

Re: scout, #81

Scout, you are very funny!

You remind me of the central character, Sana, in my most favorite play of PTV: Unkahi. Loved her.

Re: Purple, #77

Now, that was just great! I wish you submit something like that to Chowk for the Front Page.

Why are you purple, by the way? Holding your breath for too long? For whom? For what? You can breathe in now, because whatever it is, it`s not working out. Or is it that you are tripping on LSD and see purple haze all around you?

wow, this has gotton wonderfully out of hand.
where to start? i dont know if i have that much
energy.

slink, is main aik line tumharay naam thi. you
and i had talked about it once, many moons
back. all of a sudden it poured out with all the
other stored up ooze.

farzana...i read the one on one discussion
offer with sensual paki smirking as well :)

sensual paki and paki girls giving head....if
you want head, give some first. golden rule.
can`t go wrong. and silly me, here i didnt
know there was an option of no head. what
kind of sex would that be? that`s like telling a
chef, no hands.

temporal. wah yaar, kamal kardiya. kahan
say kahan lay gaye ap hum ko. hats off.

why`d i do it? rather why would i do it? how
about why i wouldnt do it...for all the reasons i
wrote of...those are why i woudlnt. why i would
remains to be seen.
i guess no one/very few (you know who you
are) got the bottom line...there doesnt have to
be a tangible, finger point-able reason.

purple...what the hell are you talking about?
im like one of the goodest, self proclaimed
goodest girls i know. i really am.

rajanjua i love neruda...don`t translate..it ruins
it. ever read machado? hes fantastic.

patrick...keep hope alive :) when are we going
to see something from you to shake this place
up again?

challo, i think that about covers it. no more
meds, i fought the flu. bloody battle, one victor.
she stands tall.

oh, and i will come back to this issue of
pakistanis not willing to accept me...see if i
dont, one day. its a silly reverse battle.

z ``one day there will be a ``plop`` next to my
name`` rizvi.

Asim Hayat #84, ``Of course that was before you were born Scout, back in 1980. :)``

HEY HEY!!! I was born in `76 and was the younger sister of a teenage girl in the eighties. I got my share of the eighties Travolta/Imran Khan mania not to mention watching ``Saturday Night Fever`` countless times.

Re: Asim Hayat

``In the future, please dont do a Mahir Mahem on us. Once is enough :)``

Poem is by Neruda. Next time translation will follow.

Re: Scout

Oh goody! My aka, my sartaj will be reunited with me in heaven, and he`ll pick my pudgy self over those ``rosepetaled-perky-breasted-with

-numerous-orifices houris.``

Precisely my sentiments. The Mullah salesmen need to come up with better temptations than that for good Muslimahs. Heaven knows they have enough ``x-rated`` descriptions for the wonderful life in the hereafter replete with sexual encounters as if there is no tomorrow, for us ``Good Mulsim males.``

I distinctly remmeber the times, when Pakistanis girls used to get all dreamy eyed, whenever the name of Hazrat John Travolta was mentioned in Lahore. Of course that was before you were born Scout, back in 1980. :)

Sinceely

Asim

Re: Rajajanjua

You are hereby fined 500 points for using a foreign language in you replies, and that too without a translation.

In the future, please dont do a Mahir Mahem on us. Once is enough :)

Asim

Scout # 75

Touche!!!!!!

Ras

rajanjua #76,

tu eres estupido...

re. rr #78

That was beautiful!

re. scout #72



That was fun-nee. Didn`t know you had a funny bone that big.

PM

asim

`` Would that mean i would still burn in the hell fires, compared to those dime a dozen Mullah who revel in their hypocrisies``

........ i hate to disappoint you, but the answer is ``yes``...... but from what i hear, hell seems to be one hell of a place for a fun-loving guy .... who wants to be closeted with asif naqshbandi, the tabligi jamaat, snotty-nosed boys and houris who look like anjuman and who don`t do you-know-what ?

And do you know what she was wearing? God forbid I let my girls be seen in that get up! How could she?

Anyone would think they were discussing a navel baring, navel piercing little bohemian. Turned out to be an amreeka returned girl in red jeans. The words allah and rasool were whispered in the same breath as the forbidden `red`. Blasphemous, positively blasphemous.

Why doesn`t her mother stop her? She`s probably out of her control. Besides it serves her right for sending a girl abroad - to amreeka of all places. We told her. We told her it was wrong. We told her it was madness, but did she listen? No. What did she expect, but a bey sharam, bey haya (sans shame, sans modesty). Now look at her. God in heaven, she even has male friends. I saw her getting into a car with one - with my own two eyes. Will this girl stop at nothing? Has she no shame. She was at Asia`s yesterday; sitting on the takhat in her low cut kurta, with her horrible short hair. I was so upset to find my son, my only son sitting beside her. And she was laughing. With her mouth open and all and everyone could hear her. Oh it was awful - I couldn`t bear it. I told him to get up right then and there. I saw her expression. Oh, she had guilt written all over her face. She knew what she was doing, the little tart.

How will she ever marry? That`s what I don`t understand. Her poor mother must worry so. Look at her. She`s so dark; no self-respecting mother would allow her son to marry her. And those features - positively wajibi -mediocre, at best, if she`s lucky so they said.

...

Cuerpo de mujer, blancas colinas, muslos blancos,

te pareces al mundo en tu actitud de entrega.

Mi cuerpo de labriego salvaje te socava

y hace saltar el hijo del fondo de la tierra

Fui solo como un tunel. De mi huian los pajaros,

y en mi la noche entraba su invasion poderosa.

Para sobrevivirme te forje como un arma,

como una flecha en mi arco, como una piedra en mi honda.

Pero cae la hora de la venganza, y te amo.

Cuerpo de piel, de musgo, d leche avida y firme.

Ah los vasos del pecho! Ah los ojos de ausencia!

Ah las rosas del pubis! Ah tu voz lenta y triste!

Cuerpo de mujer mia, persistire en tu gracia.

Mi sed, mi ansia sin limite, mi camino indeciso!

Oscuros cauces donde la sed eterna sigue,

y la fatiga sigue, y el dolor infinito.

Asim Hayat #71, ``From learned sources i am ionformed that good muslimahs are entitled to be reunited with their husbands.``

Oh goody! My aka, my sartaj will be reunited with me in heaven, and he`ll pick my pudgy self over those ``rosepetaled-perky-breasted-with

-numerous-orifices houris.``

I`d rather go to hell and dance with John Travolta.