In Sanity

I think we all need a quite a bit of learning! and sensing that you are quite educated in the art of enjoyable/fun/good sex, I`d say enlighten us!

. . . oh, ok, jerking off and feeling warm while dying and feeling cold. Go into some of the ancient texts and the relationship between death and the ultimate orgasm gets clear.

. . . on another note, let me assure all the young people on this board that, properly handled, sex after marriage can become even more fun than sex before marriage. But for that you got to have sex before marriage. Therein lies the problem, head or no head, before or after, with a lot of desis the good parts about sex are usually all only in the head till they/he/she get married.

(Sighs) Queen Victoria does not know how beautifully she rogered our middle class.

PM: Kamran, Welcome back. Where u been?

Patrick, life got in the way. But I plan to push it aside to focus once again on what`s important. Soon enough . ;)

Let me step out of the light now. This is Zehra`s party.

Z, the City was good to me, even without Korean food (had decent Indian on 2nd + 6th, Haveli). Next time I`ll give more notice. Hope the desi hitchfest was fun.

-!K!-

Asma Jehangir was educated in Pakistan! We often forget that.

YLH

YLH #134

Phir Pakistan.

Is there any institution in Pakistan apart from Maddressah.

harimau,

I`ve started the ``penis god worshipping society``. I promise you, you`ll forget the powers of Viagra when you accept the awesome power of the lingum.

First meeting is tomorrow. We are going to elect a president. I`ll be very glad to throw your name in the hat, if you like. I`d also invite you to read my article on ``Penis god`s therapeutic effects in psychiatric illness`` in the American Journal of Janitorial Psychiatry. Darn Chowk censors turned it down.

We penis god worshippers are fun loving people. Everybody`s invited. The penis god is also extremely liberal. No restrictions on what devotees can eat. The only food items NOT allowed are gurda masala & Rocky Mountain oysters. Only depraved people eat those things.

Chowk Staff,

Please honor the sensitivities of us penis god devotees & not censor our posts, like you have in the past. There are NO vulgarities in us pious people. Considering the fact that you have posted articles on masturbation & ``giving head`` by besharam desis who pray to the penis god only in their fantasies & dont have the guts to come out of the closet (or under the bedsheets) & worship openly.

Bhaanji, im sho impressed -dint know u had it in u, finally discovered it and am damn proud of it.

jusht my shtyle! i am bowled over,darling.

Hey u know if u ever have a serious thot like dat u can talk to me first okay? Been there, done that,etcetc ;)

-fbaji

Bhaanjiji i also like the way uve spoken up for yrself to missfit/misfit...missfit/misfit, get a life! :) fawziaaapi

fzk:

shouldn`t that be ``s``bhaji? :-)

I am saddened by your thoughts. These are exactly the worries God meant us to avoid when the Islam was declared to be our religion. Had you had true and proper guidance in the very beginning- had a sagacious mother to explain your code of life; ypou would have been unaware of these troublesome thoughts. Like they say: Never say never, and It`s Never Too Late, you are young and vulnerable, but Islam can save you IF YOU KNOW HOW TO ASK ALLAH`S HELP.

Best Wishes.