In Sanity

Scout # 75

Touche!!!!!!

Ras

Re: Rajajanjua

You are hereby fined 500 points for using a foreign language in you replies, and that too without a translation.

In the future, please dont do a Mahir Mahem on us. Once is enough :)

Asim

Re: Scout

Oh goody! My aka, my sartaj will be reunited with me in heaven, and he`ll pick my pudgy self over those ``rosepetaled-perky-breasted-with

-numerous-orifices houris.``

Precisely my sentiments. The Mullah salesmen need to come up with better temptations than that for good Muslimahs. Heaven knows they have enough ``x-rated`` descriptions for the wonderful life in the hereafter replete with sexual encounters as if there is no tomorrow, for us ``Good Mulsim males.``

I distinctly remmeber the times, when Pakistanis girls used to get all dreamy eyed, whenever the name of Hazrat John Travolta was mentioned in Lahore. Of course that was before you were born Scout, back in 1980. :)

Sinceely

Asim

Re: Asim Hayat

``In the future, please dont do a Mahir Mahem on us. Once is enough :)``

Poem is by Neruda. Next time translation will follow.

Asim Hayat #84, ``Of course that was before you were born Scout, back in 1980. :)``

HEY HEY!!! I was born in `76 and was the younger sister of a teenage girl in the eighties. I got my share of the eighties Travolta/Imran Khan mania not to mention watching ``Saturday Night Fever`` countless times.

wow, this has gotton wonderfully out of hand.
where to start? i dont know if i have that much
energy.

slink, is main aik line tumharay naam thi. you
and i had talked about it once, many moons
back. all of a sudden it poured out with all the
other stored up ooze.

farzana...i read the one on one discussion
offer with sensual paki smirking as well :)

sensual paki and paki girls giving head....if
you want head, give some first. golden rule.
can`t go wrong. and silly me, here i didnt
know there was an option of no head. what
kind of sex would that be? that`s like telling a
chef, no hands.

temporal. wah yaar, kamal kardiya. kahan
say kahan lay gaye ap hum ko. hats off.

why`d i do it? rather why would i do it? how
about why i wouldnt do it...for all the reasons i
wrote of...those are why i woudlnt. why i would
remains to be seen.
i guess no one/very few (you know who you
are) got the bottom line...there doesnt have to
be a tangible, finger point-able reason.

purple...what the hell are you talking about?
im like one of the goodest, self proclaimed
goodest girls i know. i really am.

rajanjua i love neruda...don`t translate..it ruins
it. ever read machado? hes fantastic.

patrick...keep hope alive :) when are we going
to see something from you to shake this place
up again?

challo, i think that about covers it. no more
meds, i fought the flu. bloody battle, one victor.
she stands tall.

oh, and i will come back to this issue of
pakistanis not willing to accept me...see if i
dont, one day. its a silly reverse battle.

z ``one day there will be a ``plop`` next to my
name`` rizvi.

Re: scout, #81

Scout, you are very funny!

You remind me of the central character, Sana, in my most favorite play of PTV: Unkahi. Loved her.

Re: Purple, #77

Now, that was just great! I wish you submit something like that to Chowk for the Front Page.

Why are you purple, by the way? Holding your breath for too long? For whom? For what? You can breathe in now, because whatever it is, it`s not working out. Or is it that you are tripping on LSD and see purple haze all around you?

Godot #88, ``You remind me of the central character, Sana, in my most favorite play of PTV: Unkahi. Loved her.``

I even look like her if forget to wear your glasses and squint real hard while high on hashish.

By the way, thanks for the ``compliment.`` :)

Godot (88)

oye. how do you know its not working out?

thanks for the compliment though ...

-P

ps: Zehra, your (enjoyable) babble reminded me of times gone by (not unlike half the rest of the board) so I let my breath out somewhat. no reflection on you. honest.

Re: scout, #89

``I even look like her if [I] forget to wear your glasses and squint real hard while high on hashish.``

I don`t wear glasses. I wear shades. Hash is not easy to get for me. I get by on weed. But, Like James Dean, I do squint.

``thanks for the ``compliment.`` :)``

You`re welcome. And I still love Sana.

Listen to an interview with Asma Jahangir on the National Public Radio program, Fresh Air with Terry Gross, on RealAudio, at

http://freshair.npr.org/dayFA.cfm?display=day&todayDate=03%2F12%2F2001

Blurb :

Human Rights Lawyer Asma Jahangir. She’s been at the forefront of the movements for women’s rights, human rights and peace in Pakistan for twenty years. She co-founded the Human Rights Commission of Pakistan. In her work she’s defended a boy against the charge of blasphemy-the penalty would have been death. She’s defended the right of women to chose their own husbands. Because of her efforts she’s been arrested, received death threats, and been the target of hostile propaganda. Jahangir is one of the six recipients of the new Millennium peace Prize for Women, which is cosponsored by the UN Development Fund for Women.

-Arun the Infidelator

Z, great writing (how far you`ve come from ``temptress``). Very honest. Gotta love that. And head...lots of head. Nothing wrong with that either. I called because I read you have the flu. Just read now that you`re over it. All`s well then. :)

-!K!-

Ref scout #: 75

You said [Oh goody! My aka, my sartaj will be reunited with me in heaven, and he`ll pick my pudgy self over those ``rosepetaled-perky-breasted-with-numerous-orifices houris.``]

I have heard it said that the houris don`t have any orifices.

Can some authority such as hamidm or even better, Naqshbandi or Farangi-Kush enlighten me on this subject.

I really would like to know what it is that the jihadists are lusting after.

If this is autobiographical Ms. Zehra would benefit from some serious psychotherapy.

Children in their right mind, do not contemplate suicide at such a tender age.

As for giving head, many Pakistani girls born and raised in the United States believe giving head and other such overt sexual behavior before marriage justifies their American citizenship.

In order to fit into a predominantly sexual society, they brush off their moral values and take on explicit behavior.

I hope for Ms. Zehra`s sake she uses a rubber dam to protect herself from vile diseases. If I was a man, I would be disgusted to kiss a woman who`s mouth enveloped various male members, and vice versa.

Do something good for humanity instead of struggling in your self spun web of self pity, self loathing, female sexual servitude, and confusion.

RE # 94 gymnosophist

[``I have heard it said that the houris don`t have any orifices. Can some authority such as hamidm or even better, Naqshbandi or Farangi-Kush enlighten me on this subject. I really would like to know what it is that the jihadists are lusting after.``]

The pathan jihadists are lusting after young brahmin boys with wobbly heads whose orifices are not aleady filled with sambhar or masala dosa.

Yikes! I read this article & said to myself ``hmmm pretty damned good``. Its nice to know that SAsian women can be so open with taboo subjects.

Whats surprising to know is that my own kid sister, Chowk`s own self appointed Mother Theresa is participating with full gusto. I`m not sure whether I should be happy or dissapointed. Aw, what the heck, my cute little jalapeno--go for it! Prudishness is for the birds.

Farzana,

Er..ummm...I`m asking? do Indian women give head?..in India ie?

Sigh..why do I have this penchant of opening my mouth & putting my foot in it? Esp when I`m proud to say I REFUSE to entertain the penis god in it?