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In This Together

Jawahara Saidullah October 3, 2001

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#151 Posted by semipreciousme on October 19, 2001 10:39:11 am
Rsaxena

Re: binifer

“Look into the mirror, past the zits and hair, and tell us what you see. Does it say l....o....s....e...r?”

…no, but hold the above to a mirror and it would definitely say f…i…f…t…h g…r…a…d…e r…h…e…t…o…r…i…c



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#150 Posted by semipreciousme on October 19, 2001 10:39:11 am
Jawahara #: 139

….see, it’s all your fault….:)



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#149 Posted by semipreciousme on October 19, 2001 10:39:11 am
anNy

semipreciousme:

(``saxena, chill…it’s never bothered you to be rude before….what’s irking you know?``)

”about time somebody pointed that bit out”

…i get it….you get it….but someone else obviously doesn’t…

“p.s: tell your sis i got a gorgeous potter notebook and the cutest pair of Hedwig socks! :P”

…..well she wasn’t too interested in the notebook bit because she’s got a ton of them….along with all sorts of potter paraphernalia ranging from pens to posters…but she wants to know WHERE you got the hedwig socks from???



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#148 Posted by semipreciousme on October 19, 2001 10:39:11 am
RSaxena

re: semiconfusedme

``…saxena, chill…it’s never bothered you to be rude before….what’s irking you know? ``

”Huh? That`s the point I was making! If people want to be rude and insult each other, then let them.”

o-lucid-one:

…..yes, it’s as much as someone’s right to “police” the board as it is to pollute it….then why are you getting all hot and bothered over the “policing” ? (“$hit all you freaks need to get a life…”)



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#147 Posted by rsaxena on October 18, 2001 11:55:00 pm
Re: binifer

...yawn...



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#146 Posted by tahmed321 on October 18, 2001 8:48:52 pm
Stuka #153 Ah yes. The desi-style squat toilet. Along with the lota chained to the faucet (for it`s own protection). Rich cultural artifacts of the subcontinent that no doubt will one day generate controversies among puzzled future archaeologists who will wonder if these are meant to be: (a) Bathtubs for Infants; (b) Washing Machines; (c) Traditional Rice Dishes for those fabled wedding festivals of south asia.

No one will dream of the disgusting manner in which Mr. Thomas Crappers fine invention has been ``indigeonized`` in South Asia.

And Thakeray refuses to sit anywhere else, you say? Another thing he has in common with the Paki mullah.



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#145 Posted by Binifer on October 18, 2001 8:48:52 pm
``biniferwala``

trying to be funny now are we?

``Dear, I didn`t say don`t do it, I just said you did it.``

and the tragedy of this all is that u dont even realize how stupid u sound



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#144 Posted by Eklavya on October 18, 2001 8:48:52 pm
Stuka

Stop laughing at that silly sh1t you visualized. Laughter is infectious, you know :)

I myself have not read Gita, but given that Gita is a philosophical tract, I am more than certain that it contains no such references. I think what has our friend ali1 confused is the legend of Hanuman`s flight to Lanka. As to the reference to fornicating elephants (that must be a curious sight...with immense possibilities...something more for you to visualize) your guess is as good as mine...

If someone has time, they should look through dalitstan.com. A great resource to ``learn`` about all these things, and much much more. Any of Bapu`s multiple nicks upto this rewarding task?



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#143 Posted by stuka on October 18, 2001 12:57:10 pm
Zafar:

Somehow I feel that Thackeray’s refusal last year to accept a prison cell unless it had a desi style squat toilet is relevant.

No way?? LOL. Really?? HA HA, this is actually disgusting. I have no clue why I am laughing. Oh man this is some sick sh1t you just made me visualize UGH



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#142 Posted by stuka on October 18, 2001 12:57:10 pm
Eklavya:

I am always surprised that some of my Pakistani friends ``know`` more about Hindu texts than we Hindus ourselves do :)

Yeah, I guess we have better things to do. I`ll be honest, all I know about Hinduism is from Amar Chtitra Katha comics. I guess those guys edit out the fornicating elephants and monkeys. Ali # 1 gets the X rated version.



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#141 Posted by rsaxena on October 18, 2001 12:57:10 pm
Re: biniferwala

``and lovely, its an annonymous message board blaaaaah blaaaaah blaaaaah remember? I may say whatever to whoever I may wish to``

Dear, I didn`t say don`t do it, I just said you did it.



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#140 Posted by ZafarA on October 18, 2001 4:30:11 am
Reply Soysauce # 119

Soysauce

Horses for courses (in that case politeness would have been pearls before swine)– but please accept my apology if I’ve offended you.

Zafar



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#139 Posted by ZafarA on October 18, 2001 4:30:11 am
Reply Stuka # 142

“Since I am a Hindutvawadi, and you are a Muslim, and we agree that Kareem`s is best place for Burra Kabab, and Bukhara for Dal Makhani, you are submitting to me.”

Ai lo, and here I thought you were submitting to me! Very sneaky Stuka.

``..fornicating elephants…”

Kya karen, bhai, madrasse me biology nahin sikhathe…I mean how else are you going to get baby elephants, hain? They don’t fall from the sky. Aap hi inhen samajhaiye.

“Arrey arrey, Ali #1 is jealous. He wants to switch roles so you shoot the fanatics and he goes down on Bal Thackeray.”

Distasteful thought. Somehow I feel that Thackeray’s refusal last year to accept a prison cell unless it had a desi style squat toilet is relevant.

“Jeez Zafar, I think this guy is truly capable of entertaining himself in the outback. Issko please apney paas bulla lo.”

Jee nahin, Stuka Mian, yeh saheb tho aap ke haan hi aane vaale hain. Maan na maan, yeh aapka mehmaan.



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#138 Posted by ZafarA on October 18, 2001 4:30:11 am
Reply Bapu # 126

“IM NOT SHOUTING NOR AM I ANGRY OR EMOTIONAL”

My goodness, what are you like when you ARE angry and emotional?

Anyway – thank you for your response. I thought most of it was nonsensical and beside the point, but as I’ve said elsewhere, I do appreciate your own writing and always enjoy reading it.

Best wishes,

Zafar



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#137 Posted by ZafarA on October 18, 2001 4:30:11 am
Reply Eklavya # 130

“…I sincerely hope Zafar is not a member of Hindu Mahasabha…”

Damn! My cover blown ONCE AGAIN! My ISI/RAW handlers will now have to reassign me…to?? Those Jaish people have already thrown me out for sneaking pork chops and beer in the bathroom…abh mera kya hoga?



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#136 Posted by ZafarA on October 18, 2001 4:30:11 am
Reply Ali1 # 133

[``Ya Ally McMindlesslybelligerent``

“Ya Zafar Al-Talib-al-Hindulingam”]

If you give some people enough rope…I mean, thank you for making my point. (Pun intentional)



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