A Time for Renewal

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Bapu #766 ``I dont know how much your i.q. is mine last tested by university for assigbnment was 180 ``

Hmmmmmm...You have at least six personalities on chowk (Bapu, Bijli, Faiza, Aamir, and a few others), so obviously you are ADDING UP the i.q. on all six to get to 180. So tell me, nalaik, how much is 180 divided by 6? Forgot your table for 6, huhn?? Bend down and become a murgha!! Your physcial appearance as a murgha now matches your personality of a murgha and also your i.q. of 30 is now that of a murgha (OK, an educated murgha, but still a murgha)!! Ha! Ha!

re bapu

``You are nothing but a CoCo Nut , ``

And you sound like just- a nut. Without the cocoa or any other redeeming quality.

12 Head,

Taslima Nasreen is talking about a kind of hypocritical man who is not very intelligent- but thinks he is,(your comments to Stuka, Zafar;``I have a 180 IQ``) constantly talks about things he knows nothing about,(your advice to Tahmed, everyone else: ``you must be a coconut/renaissance Muslim man``) tells other people how to believe in God and thinks he`s more pious than everyone else(``Taslima Nasreen, Muslim Indians, is/are a kind of false muslim``). This kind of man also gets away with murder because he thinks he can ``shout over``(``They need a real man who can shout over Bill Maher``) everyone else and happens to through no other circumstance other than being male in a patriarchal system (i.e. through no independent ability of intellect, spirit or character), in a position of power and thus abuses the women(``Men can`t control Satan if they see a voluptuous woman, so she should be covered``) around him because he thinks he can get away with it(``That binte begged Farangi Kush to get me off``). If your IQ is so developed, how is it that you missed the meanings of this poem by miles? Your autoimmune system must have declared war on your brain cells; your brain cells are being massacred. Nasreen`s poem sounds like she`s talking about you, Multiple Personalities Sahib. Also note how I made your various comments grammatically correct; your original ones obviously aren`t the result of that so called 180 IQ.

Bapu

“You may be all thing to Samina ,AnNy ,SPM, the giggling Pakistani !/2 Pamjaban with Mothers from Indian refugee womens of U.P. but i have Islam that they have lost faith in.”

….that’s rich…..a n headed hydra lecturing me on my “lost faith” in islam…i don’t feel the pressing need to flaunt my faith in islam to anyone…i know what’s in my heart….do you?

….and i can’t believe i just wasted 30+ words on a person who probably picks his/her/its personality-of-the-day out of a hat each morning…

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Rax,

re:757

Is that a golfing reference? What does it mean? Sorry, not trying to be intentionally dim, just not getting the jist...um, the brownie references are what I have heard...I, unfortunately, or fortunately, am painfully square...little kids run away, when they see me, their kite strings, strangers tell me to ``smile, baby`` although, I think I am a blast after a run or a kickboxing session. But I think the brownie symbol worked well for the coffeeshop. I`ve heard the Netherlands is quite interesting in these and other matters.

regards

Reply Bapu # 756

“… THANK GOD I am NOT a SARDAR”

Haan, I’m sure Sardars are also grateful for this.

Reply Saminashah, RSaxena # 753, 754

Saxena, if you want cash you have to help write the nautanki and also perhaps to act in first production...

Samina, actually on further thought I think we should combine a Fassbinder (or even Monika Treut) sensibility with Andrew Lloyd Weber naatch gaana. Think Querelle of Brest (with muchhi, naturally) crossed with Evita. Yeah…I even have my eye on a rising star who is proving to be very talented in the musical tradition.

Zafar

Re: saminashah

``although I don`t understand some of his and Zafar Bhai`s references...baked desserts mamleh meh ko kuch patha nahin hain.``

you probably have your buy-10-get-one-free card from the magic mushroom shop on the ninth hole now.

semiprecious

Thanks; although that was tapped out when I clearly should have been studying or taking a walk. I liked Zafar Bhai`s interpretation; much more meaningful (Fassbinder, Zafar yaar, how can I compete?)Also Rsaxi should be commended for being such a good sport, although I don`t understand some of his and Zafar Bhai`s references...baked desserts mamleh meh ko kuch patha nahin hain. I had intentions on giving him some hairstyling options, but I think he`s probably doing quite swimmingly without my interference, and after that close call with marriage, probably needs to sit down.:)

regards

Re: Zafar, saminashah

You could write and produce this nautanki for big money...but be sure to give me a royalty fee for using my Chowk character (it`s no easy task managing the RSaxena character).

Bapu/Faiza

Enjoy:

At the Back of Progress

The fellow who sits in the air conditioned office

is the one who in his youth raped

a dozen or so young girls

and at the cocktail party, he`s secretly stricken with lust

fastening his eyes on the bellybutton of some lovely.

In the five star hotels, this fellow tries out his different tastes in sex acts with a variety of women.

This fellow goes home and beats his wife

over a handkerchief

or a shirt collar.

This fellow sits in his office and talks with people

puffing on a cigarette

and shuffling through his files.

Ringing the bell he calls his employee

shouts at him

orders the bearer to bring tea and drinks

This fellow gives out character references for people.

The employee who`s speaking in such a low voice

that no one knows or would ever suspect

how much he coukd raise his voice at home,

how foul his language could be

how vile his behavior.

Gathering with his buddies, he buys some movie tickets

and kicking back on the porch outside, indulges

in loud harangues on politics, art and literature.

Someone is committing suicide

his mother

or his grandmother

or his great grandmother

Returning home he beats his wife

over a bar of soap or

the baby`s pnuemonia.

The bearer who brings the tea

who keeps the lighter in his pocket

who gets a couple of taka as a tip:

he`s divorced his first wife for sterility,

his second wife for giving birth to a daughter,

he`s divorced his third wife for not bringing dowry.

Returning homw, this fellow beats his fourth wife

over a couple of green chillies or a handful of cooked rice.

Taslima Nasreen

Bapu/Aamir

You are bragging about your friend Farangi Kush, your friend who warned ``the jihad is coming`` and has since disappeared. Mashallah, you are quite the fool.

saminashah # 710

….lol…..magnifique!