A Letter Home

RSAXENA:

You are one evil genius;) Is B_M coming back to the east coast anytime soon?

RE: ylh

``laugh as long as you find my statement funny, and then when reality starts hitting home, start crying... :)``

you`re a real tube light

Re: macchar

``sure, aur tum Niagra Falls say kood jao hamesha kay liye.``

dear, bellvue foran chali jao...yeh bakwaas pardh ke lagta hai ke tumhari haalat aur kharaab ho rahi hai...

Raveena #331, ``glad you appreciate it...now follow my advice and Bellvue hospital me bharti ho jao do mehne ke liye``

sure, aur tum Niagra Falls say kood jao hamesha kay liye.

Zafar #308,

come on, stop thinking for once, see how good it feels, you`ll never go back to thinking again. guaranteed.

Subroto #329,

that was pretty damn funny :)

rsaxena,

laugh as long as you find my statement funny, and then when reality starts hitting home, start crying... :)

Sincerely

YLH

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Subroto:

LOL, DUDE this was hilarious, been a while since I was laughing so hard on a Monday morning.

Re: ylh

``That you actually keep in touch with a person like Bhartiya Musalman is indicative of your mental calibre, saxena babu.``

oh my..i don`t know whether to laugh or cry...

Re: scout

``How sweet of you to ask about my health.

I know you can`t help worrying about me, but please try not to. I am feeling better now.``

glad you appreciate it...now follow my advice and Bellvue hospital me bharti ho jao do mehne ke liye

Subroto : You left out the life-threatening illness and long-lost sibling scenarios (why Bachchan never figured out his close resemblence to Shashi Kapoor ahead of time is a real mystery to me)


I know, I know. Masala Hindi picture ke bajaaye kya mila `` Purv ghoshit karyakram hum nahi dikhaa pa rahe hain`` I deeply regret all that wasted popcorn, the esteemed audience may kindly swtich to WWF instead?

RE Scout #306 links to the big fight

- www.chowk.com/saddo_n_yasso_live

I cancelled all my appointments and the cable TV subscription all because I was eagerly awaiting the webcast of the big fight - yeh to dokha hai.

After all that buildup with the dialogues

``... I shall have my vengeance.``

``Tell me the time and place, if you are so serious about getting rid of me.``

``my vengeance will come at a time of my own choosing not yours``

``I plan to bring my brother and a baseball bat(or something similar). You bring your Jersey city friends, your chowk associates are all eunuchs ``

``Chilla. Aur chilla. Tumhari awaz kiseeko bhee sunayi nahin degi. Ab tumhe Bhagwaan bhi bachaa nahin sakta. ``

``Kuttay, kameenay. Main tumhe jaan se maar daloongi. ``

``Tum jaise gandi naali ke keede.... ``

``khabardaar joe mujhay haat bhee lagaya ``

OK maybe the last four weren`t there, but that was the general tone. Yeh picture to flop nikal gayi!

Or maybe this is just the interval, all those shrill pitched interchanges seem to getting changed - do we get to see ylh and sadhna cooing ``hahn yehi pyar hai``.

(NOTE to ylh and sadhna : Is khichai ka bura nahi manna doston.)

Phir to yeh sare dialogues change ho jayengay, phor exzhample

``Hatoe naa, log kiya kahengay``

``Aaj mein bahut khush hoon``

``Main tumharay bina mar jaa-oongi.``

Aur phir - ``Main tumhare bacche ki maan banne waali hun``

The impact on the family -``Kya issi din ke liye tujhe paal pos ke bada kiya tha? Nikalja mere ghar se. Tum mere liye mar chuke ho. ``

and ``Thairo! Yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti !``

But life will go on - ``Aaj Pinky ka janam din hai``

aur problem bhi ayengay -``arre isse to tez bukhar hai``

emotion bhi hai - ``Tum mujhe galat samajh rahi ho....kash mein sachchai bata sakta``

Vill vile villians & vamps be far behind (if ylh is our hero then this must be rsax..)

``Ab tumhari maa hamare kabze mein hai. Batao heeray kahan chhupaye tunay..``

and where was the vamp

``Mera nam hai shabnam, pyar se log mujhe SHABBO kehate hai. Tumhara naam kya hai!``

But herolal has to triumph in the end

``Chun Chun ke maaroonga, ek-ek ko chun chun ke maroonga ``

but before the deed ``Rukjao! kanoon ko apne haath mein mat lo``

jate jate FBI to ylh ``Pulis ko tum jaise naujawanon par naaz hai.``

THE END

and as for me, its back to the salt mines....

Reply Scout # 327

``You think too much. And as far as I`m concerned, I`ve been doing too much thinking during the day to even bother thinking about what I write on Chowk, or what others write. So, in a nutshell, I refuse to think about what you were thinking when you wrote that post, and what you think I should think about your query at the end...So let`s quit thinking while we`re ahead.``

No no no no no no no!

I claim the right to think, on demand and without apology.

Zafar

PS Ha! I THOUGHT so.

Zafar #308,

You think too much. And as far as I`m concerned, I`ve been doing too much thinking during the day to even bother thinking about what I write on Chowk, or what others write. So, in a nutshell, I refuse to think about what you were thinking when you wrote that post, and what you think I should think about your query at the end.

So let`s quit thinking while we`re ahead.

I hope Chowk editors think wisely and not post this interact.

Stuka #320,

Yeah man, can`t tell you how disappointed I am.

I hate it when people make up. What`s the fun in that?

Suxena #313,

How sweet of you to ask about my health.

I know you can`t help worrying about me, but please try not to. I am feeling better now.

It was the sugar high from the Halloween candy I stole from my cousins. It`s almost all gone.