My Life As A Chick Magnet

samina #98:

``why do desi men always try to make you into Ummi Jaan or Umrao Jaan?``

LOL! Very well-said. :)

And the dishes wali baat; so true, I love when one of them says: ``mujhey nahi dhonay aatey bartan.``

Bartan na hogaye rocket science hogayee. La hol willa. :(

Regards,

Kiran

Reply Deepika # 97

``One day in Mumbai ,i saw Ricky Martin perform to full capacty house .I was very impressed with his muscal talent .So i wrote in his honour ,Indian version of Mixed beat of Ricky with Bhangra .See if you like it``

No spalling mistakes in stupid song, Deepika do not lie you did not write

samina #98:

``why do desi men always try to make you into Ummi Jaan or Umrao Jaan?``

LOL! Very well-said. :)

And the dishes wali baat; so true, I love when one of them says: ``mujhey nahi dhonay aatey bartan.``

Bartan na hogaye rocket science hogayee. La hol willa. :(

Regards,

Kiran

omar, my friend..u too have dissapointed me...nobody understands...im telling you- that man, is beautiful

Dear Anny,

``i dont think any man on earth is as delicious looking as chunky panda.``

And here I was thinking that you were a woman of taste...ah well. I`ve lost all respect for you ha ha.

The man is a panda! period! (In punjabi that is).

Now Govinda, hmmm, he is something of a ladies man...

Umer Murtaza

Will ya all stop knocking whitegurls before, (Ladies, cue) we all start knocking desi men? Bhat bhaiyaa (sorry, couldn`t resist) sweated over such a charming and honest article, and look what happens...gratuitious honky bashing...notniceatall...why do desi men always try to make you into Ummi Jaan or Umrao Jaan? Huh?

And whats up with our sweet brown brothers when it comes to helping with the dishes? Some neurological malfunction seems to make the sentence, ``Sweetie, I`ll do the dishes, you go sit and get some rest?`` impossible. Hmmmm?

Stuka#93

TAhmed #94

One day in Mumbai ,i saw Ricky Martin perform to full capacty house .I was very impressed with his muscal talent .So i wrote in his honour ,Indian version of Mixed beat of Ricky with Bhangra .See if you like it

Livin La Vida Hindu

re: DRUMZ

``Operative word = ``seems.`` I DARE this mufukka to try something with me.``

...hah..go for it man...i`ll give you backup (not that you`ll need it)...

Mr. Bhat

It was very well written-welcome to chowk. To tell you the truth the ``bhaiya syndrome`` is no less painful than the ``wolfman syndrome``....where you are actually trying to tend the flock of sheep and sheep thinks that you are after, you know what...everything.

Stuka:

Jack and Jill

Went up the hill

To fetch a pail of water

God knows what

They did up there

But they came back with a daughter.

(From schooldays).

TAhmed:

Here`s one...

Mary had a little sheep

With the sheep she went to sleep

The sheep turned out to be a ram

Mary had a little lamb.

Rsaxena: ``O.K., who awakened 12-head from its cave? the fcuker seems to be going haywire on everyone here...``

Operative word = ``seems.`` I DARE this mufukka to try something with me.

bijli #79 12 I was QUOTING someone else, you moron. I love all girls of all ages on this planet, regardless of race, religion or national origin.

O.K., who awakened 12-head from its cave? the fcuker seems to be going haywire on everyone here...

re: semipreciousme

``....looks like you`ve either been meeting some kooky (ahem) desi girls, or knowing the desi male psyche, sending mixed signals...``

aren`t all desi girls in the US kooky? :)

Shah(or is it bijleejee?)

``Neologist is the person who has lot of neologism in his vocabulary like you.(ask Anny she likes everything hindian``

neologism is the making up of a new word by combining two or more commonly used words...it is a symptom that occurs due to serious attention problems that most schizophrenics face...and whats wrong with liking indian things? i dont think any man on earth is as delicious looking as chunky panda