1971: A Forgotten Story

``2 Lower your standards.``

...yes, but zafarsaab, how low can we go?...

re: Zafar

{{RSax, yaar, I`m standing up for NYers who own convertables and are into dental hygeine.

Iss men kaun si buri baath hai?}}

koi buri baath nahi, but it is done in private!!!!

{{And don`t give me that NYers don`t buy cars line. Without a car how ya gunna get to your place in the Hamptons? LIRR? Don`t be SILLY!!!!!}}

yes, the LIRR!! plus, NYers have found other secret hangout places for the summers...only the recent arrivals (aka wannabes) still go to the hamptons...

{Look, you buy that convertable with an easy mind - I will take care of all mockers and nasty minded people.}}

never!! plus, convertibles have no backseat ;)

re: spout

{{dude stop being so obsessive about religion}}

i was referring to 12-head`s sermons to muslims on chowk...semipreciousme picked up on it, but too bad it flew over your head :( ... what`s going on scout aunty?....you`ve been slipping the past few weeks....

Zafar #209

``you buy that convertable with an easy mind``

Zafar, soch lijiye. One might well need a trust fund for the bechari car`s garage, which will not be rent-controlled. Or one may instead need to invest in an alarm clock to wake up early every day (except during Passover, Rosh Hashannah, Hannukah and St Patricks Day) to move the car to the opposite side of the road for `alternate side parking`.

Matlab pehle house in the Hamptons, phir car. Phir tho chauffeur-wali long limousine bhi aa sakthi hai, tho flossing kya, even a bathtub will fit inside, and moreover clog up the traffic some more :)

suxena #207,

dude stop being so obsessive about religion

harimau,

trolling for dates? on Chowk? what the hell?

RSax, yaar, I`m standing up for NYers who own convertables and are into dental hygeine.

Iss men kaun si buri baath hai?

And don`t give me that NYers don`t buy cars line. Without a car how ya gunna get to your place in the Hamptons? LIRR? Don`t be SILLY!!!!! Doesn`t go there. (Look, you buy that convertable with an easy mind - I will take care of all mockers and nasty minded people.)

Ladies, the way I see it, you have a couple of options if you require change in this department:

1 Change your social circles.

2 Lower your standards.

Best wishes to all. God Bless NY! (Oh, and DC, and Karachi, bhai, wherever, okay, I`m not small hearted about this.)

Zafar

RSaxena

``scout, anNy, and semipreciousme, just wait till 12-head uncle sees what gaandi baatein you people are indulging in here...i am sure he will agree you are a kaala nishaan on your religion...``

....i`m surprised deepika/fatimah haven`t shown up yet and given us their `gems` on good islamic behavior for females...

this board is deteriorating fast...

scout, anNy, and semipreciousme, just wait till 12-head uncle sees what gaandi baatein you people are indulging in here...i am sure he will agree you are a kaala nishaan on your religion...

sadna and zafar, no more cracks about NYC...i can tolerate nonsense about India here and there, but not about NYC...be warned!

Ref anNy #: 205

[semi

i feel your pain..i do i do :( ]

Ref semipreciousme #: 204

[scout:

``all the cute guys are either gay or pretentious little freaks``

....sigh....trust me, it`s not just limited to ny....must be some kind of jewish-hindu conspiracy against us nice muslim girls...]

Ref scout #: 201

[my problem with NY...

all the cute guys are either gay or pretentious little freaks]

It`s time for Chowk to initiate a policy against trolling for dates.

PS. Ladies, you are giving ideas to Stuka, who doesn`t need any.

semi

i feel your pain..i do i do :(

scout:

``all the cute guys are either gay or pretentious little freaks``

....sigh....trust me, it`s not just limited to ny....must be some kind of jewish-hindu conspiracy against us nice muslim girls...

Reply Zik...ko 199

DRUMZ - traitor

SCOUT - traitor

Such R.E.S.P.E.C.T ...such love...all for my insignificant self? I am overwhelmed. BTW, have you two heard that it is an honor to be a traitor among villains, even if those villains be very sweet Chowk posters?

my problem with NY...

all the cute guys are either gay or pretentious little freaks

saminashah #185
``by all means, lets make fun of NY``
The 9-5 sweating poet Joe with the backpocket was particularly good, there`s some good in NY and black afterall...

RSaxena #192
``anyway, most NY-ers don`t even own cars...``
Yep, or surely they would make a run for it..

Zafar #195
Regardless of the situation with teeth, perhaps your Immortal Annie was actually singing about sigalph`s SUVs, which allow the heroic to take a chance with that treachorous one mile over empty suburban streets to the local store...

Lajwanti;

What the Fck is the matter with you, you dyslexic freak? What are you javed iqbals homo lover? get your mouth off his gonads and learn to speak properly, faggot.