1971: A Forgotten Story

Drumz

``We are like 16 year old girls who need our posts checked by our mommies``

Hey! Perhaps some of us would benefit from checking in with our Mommies (present company excluded, of course)! It seems some males on Chowk have a great deal of contempt for women and therefore, their mommies and sisters...I don`t know about you, but my moms says things like, ``Samina! Don`t curse like a sailor!`` (this when we are driving in NYC and some dingbat with a license he/she got out of a Crackerjacks box cuts us off). So we raise the volume on the Lata M. cassette and zoom along... Its great fun!

Btw, saw Kandahar with Ummi Jan. Its quite good. Anyone else see it?

Also, maybe you should write a review of the Mohammed Ali movie, companero...

Prem,

Good to hear that you got some r`n`r...do you study karate? For how long? I haven`t been to Tae Kwon Do for several monthes-scheduling conflicts with classes and work-and I really miss it. I`ve been trying to keep my endurance and stamina up by running and kickboxing, but its not the same kind of discipline and high...

Thanks for your comments on Pinkyfeld...Zafar`s got her right now, and its expectedly brilliant...as for Ummi Jan; she`s doing well, thanks for asking. She is also quite easily scandalized-must be hereditary. :) Maybe one day she`ll make an appearance on Chowk...she liked Mushy`s speech...

Hope you and yours are well!

regards

Chowk Staff:

Thanks for posting my message to Ali1. It was actually quite a cutting satirical piece with the same base references as Alis preocupation with Lingums, sodomising Hindu boys etc etc, which are such a favourite of debased Pakistanis. Are you sure he is not on the editorial staff, the way you go around protecting him? He is a big boy, and can take it.

Chowk Staff # 136

Thanks for your vigilance and protecting decent chowk.com readers from vulgar postings written by hate filled individuals like Zico. Please rest assured that I have not intention of responding to such cheap personal attacks.

Chowk Staff
ali1 being protected against obscene posts? This last nautanki reminds me(thankfully) that this is a Pakistani site and if your precious Musharraf keeps his word about jihadis I will no longer feel the need to post here.

Dost: ``I said I was the greatest not the smartest.``

Prem: Help me out, I cant figure out who`s more annoying anny or scout? Whod u think?

Samina: I have nothing but mommy-horror-stories. If there was a couch nearby Id tell all. I got ur mail, gimmie a few days to cool down (I think the monitor melted a bit from the last post). Ali was pretty good. Especially liked the the seens where Ali was peeling skins. Some muslims i talked to didnt like that cuz It makes him appear human... The malcolm X seen was great too. I think the movie glorified him a bit too much but thats expected. U heard they may free mumia?

And does anyone know who the hell ``cougar`` is (or should I say WAS)?

I wonder where that temporal follow is. Me thinks he`s scurred, frightened, shy, hiding, ducking...

re: sadna on Chowk Staff

{{This last nautanki reminds me(thankfully) that this is a Pakistani site and if your precious Musharraf keeps his word about jihadis I will no longer feel the need to post here.}}

...and never forget that...this is a pakistani site for pakistanis, but for the sake of keeping it interesting, indians are allowed on it...after all, how much fun could hamidm possibly have with mullahs romair and ylh patting each others back all day with nary a challenge?...

...that`s why Chowk should never be taken seriously...when you feel like some trashy fun and taunting, there will always be trash like ali1 on chowk to come play with...yes, there are a few intelligent people too, but there are tons more like them in real life...don`t need the Internet to meet them...

LOLOL

Audacity daikhain

RSaxena #150
Hey, are you saying things would be dull here without Indians around ? Hard to believe. Well, maybe these strange things happen its because this is a parallel mayavi universe in which the laws of karma are still a bit fluid and God is in training :).

`` there are tons more like them in real life...don`t need the Internet to meet them...``
Yes I agree, though one does get addicted to hearing the same old same old . Wait-a-minute, tons? Perhaps you ought to share your secret with us chowkwallahs, there are many needy souls here.. :)

harimau #32 So, the hindutva apologist for the hindu mobs in Gujrat that bound entire families and burnt them, the man I just finished showing to be a proven liar considers me to be an anal retentive. Big deal.

Reply Harimiaow # 133

Ref Lajwanti #: 126

[Bow Wow! Moooooooo!!!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]

Will you please choose just one of these species to have sex with? Thanks.

No. Not both of them. No way!



Hopw about duck? I BET YOU LIKING DUCKS!!! (Probably duckLING!)

Quack. Quack. QUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKK!

That was good for you, hain?

Ok, now I am lighting cigarette.

Drumz,

Liked your rebuttal to Ali1 and also your composition. No doubt YOU are the greatest...but...these western folk still seem to think Ali is the GREATEST. What gives ???!!!

regards,

DRUMZ #149,

``Prem: Help me out, I cant figure out who`s more annoying anny or scout? Whod u think?``

don`t talk about me behind my back...it`s so damn annoying.

Reply # 152 audio-video-radio

[As a student of socialogy, I am genuinely interested to know about the gay community, its size, prevalence and potentiality in Pakistan]

Dear avr, I cordially invite you to Pakistan to explore the size, potential etc. I assure you a most memorable and pleasurable stay.

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re: sadna

{{Hey, are you saying things would be dull here without Indians around ?}}

of course...what makes chowk entertaining?...romair`s broken-record rantings about PAF and Kashmir?...hobbyty`s sermons for all to join islam?...without indians around to shoot down these messages, there would be nothing going on...they`d all agree with each other...hamidm would go mad without horrible indians, particularly hindoos, around...don`t you think?....

{{Wait-a-minute, tons? Perhaps you ought to share your secret with us chowkwallahs, there are many needy souls here.. :)}}

...if you`re in new york, there`s no shortage of interesting and intelligent people...even some of the bums on the street are pretty smart if you`re willing to overlook their current predicament and talk to them...why, just last week a woman got on the subway and informed us that `JESUS HAS TAKEN OVER THIS TRAIN - BLESS THE LORD` and then told ALL us riders that we were sinners and were going to pay on Judgement Day for not joining her in her song-n-dance on the train...hehe...

Reply Ali1 #157

Reply # 152 audio-video-radio

[As a student of socialogy, I am genuinely interested to know about the gay community, its size, prevalence and potentiality in Pakistan]

Dear avr, I cordially invite you to Pakistan to explore the size, potential etc. I assure you a most memorable and pleasurable stay.

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Plz I am begging dO NOT; FALL INTO TRAP!!!! Why you are pretending to know size and all these things, pleasrable etc. hain? Plz kep focus on Hindia, not on dirty things. This is haram.

I amstill stadning up for you. Otherpeople arenot - LEARNB FROM MISTAKE!!!!!!!