Sex & The Country

hamidm #48 ``. tahmed is wrong - for those of us who live in hotel rooms, all major chains including the hyatts, hiltons and sheratons offer the best porn available for $8.50 or 2000 yen ``

I was thinking of the Heathrow airport Hilton, supposedly a place for the weary parents to go to sleep between flights while the kids go to their room and switch on the TV...except ooooops!...instead of seeing mere OFFERS for ``adult entertainment`` as in US), the British TV presents A MINUTE OR SO OF WHAT IS GOING ON ON THE SHOW, with men and women doing what men and women have been doing for centuries, but generally in privacy. PS: I assume you graduated beyond porn at the same time you graduated from high school and your knowledge is based on the offers only.

Re; hamidm

{{for those of us who live in hotel rooms, all major chains including the hyatts, hiltons and sheratons offer the best porn available for $8.50 or 2000 yen ..... however, korean and japanese porn is an acquired taste - kind of like octupus sushi .....}}

...until the nerd processing your expense account leaks word that you watched ``Naughtiest Vixens of 2001`` 50 times during your trip to Osaka...i have no such problems b.c. i`m in Malaysia, which being a good Muslim country, does not allow porn in its hotels...

re: shrinker

{{I`m off to Cancun tonite }}

good riddance...and stay there.

.... i just got back from the far east after attending a seminar on `` the impact of sex (or the lack thereof) on islamic fundamentalism and the eyesight of the ummah`` - or that is what i felt like telling the immigration guy who seemed a little sceptical that an muslim american could have any other business with people who subsist on rotten cabbage, raw fish and dirty magazines .........

.....sex and saki are two things that make life worth living and those who don`t believe in this banal, yet profound, truism are destined to live in caves and die by daisy-cutters .... i might be suffering from jet lag and weeks of saki, but it seems to me that sex, good sex, is worth going blind for .... and for those who stay awake at night worrying about their eyesight, it takes at least thirty years from the time of exposure to playboy before you need glasses - trust me! .... the most wonderous day of my life was when i was exposed to connie stevens - or she exposed herself to me - during the recess huddle of salacious schoolboys at st. patricks ......miss 1967 was my first true love and life was never the same again ....... i am deeply indebted to connie stevens for saving me from the horrible life of a misogynist mullah and putting me on the right path instead of sirat-ul-mustaqeem which can only lead to a life of joyless acts of procreation and eventual martyrdom .......

P.S. tahmed is wrong - for those of us who live in hotel rooms, all major chains including the hyatts, hiltons and sheratons offer the best porn available for $8.50 or 2000 yen ..... however, korean and japanese porn is an acquired taste - kind of like octupus sushi .....

Pankaj #44 per #42 (our posts obviously are part of the same batch), I have to sadly admit this was simply passed on from someone else.

chotu #35 Thanks!! Glad you enjoyed it.

anNy #96 Glad you liked it. I thought it was pretty funny too (my brother sent it and I thought some folks on chowk might like it).

scouty,

Hi! Sorry my e-mail system is still down & I`m too much of a procrastinator to fix it:)

umm...I actually dont know how & I`m too lazy find out ``how to`` :(

But please wait for about a week before you start ripping that pretzel seller to shreds. oooh i dont want to miss this:)!

I`m off to Cancun tonite for a week with my two favourite feminazis. Ulp! now that I think about it, I dont know whether you should envy me or pity me:)))

Saxena,

SHUT UP! NO wise cracks before I come back!

Chowk Staff,

{{thank your lucky stars Chowk didn`t post my cruel reply to that.}}

I PROTEST!!!

Dont you know scouty is at her best when she has her fangs & claws out?! esp against...HIMMMMM!!

And pray tell me when have we heard ANYTHING from her that could be considered even remotely censorable!??

Dont you guys enjoy her kicking his butt good once in a while?! The guy`s been begging for it for a longtime!

I cant, in my wildest dreams, understand why you think Saxena`s feelings should be protected?!

Sheesh!! What a pathetic bunch of spoil sports you are!

Tahmed#32

Was that original ?? Then only Hamidm can probably give you the competition. Great work.

re: spout

{{ thank your lucky stars Chowk didn`t post my cruel reply to that. }}

why would you write cruel replies to that? it was for your own protection and well-being.

re: macchar

{{anyway, is dafa tum bach gayeen, tomorrow`s another day.}}

your tomorrow has been coming for over a year now...

raveena #5,

thank your lucky stars Chowk didn`t post my cruel reply to that.

anyway, is dafa tum bach gayeen, tomorrow`s another day.

on ali and rsuxena`s conceptions:

two mistakes

re: eunuch

{{[you have a recording of your conception at heera mandi?]

No. }}

don`t worry, i have a copy of it already. i`d share it, but i find incest scenes disturbing.

that was crazy funny tahmedsaab..its almost 3 in the night and im sitting here laughing like a nut after one bad day.Thankyou!