Tattoo diary: Queens, New York

Saxxy thing

Jhoot boling with me? Ali2 is you. You call Ali1 an eunch and so has he, your new handle Ali2. Hota hae beta, humn sab stupid cheezain kartae hain. Aap upar sae tau nahin aye hain. Laikin admit karlaena baree achee baat hoti hae.

Love,

Aunty Binifer, challo run now and come back with something witty and low to prove your innocence.

binifer #114,

though i commend you for trying, that assumption is a bit far fetched.

re: binifer

{{Kitnae handles banao gae? Aur agar banna nae hee hain, be a little careful. Note the er.. exact similarity in your post and the one following it i.e. Ali2`s post. Sharam bilkul nahin aatee?}}

....aunty, kis baat ki sharam? believe it or not, of all my machinations on chowk, creating multiple handles isn`t one of them...sharam aap ko aanee chahiye...vaisay, i`m flattered ki you`d think i have the creativity to deliver the jawbreakers ali2 (whoever it is) is delivering...

Saxena

Kitnae handles banao gae? Aur agar banna nae hee hain, be a little careful. Note the er.. exact similarity in your post and the one following it i.e. Ali2`s post. Sharam bilkul nahin aatee?

Ali2

{{..u have heard about how i break faces when i get upset sweetumnz?}}

RSaxena

{{..u have heard about how i break faces when i get upset sweetumnz?}}

Re Anny

{{..u have heard about how i break faces when i get upset sweetumnz?}}

The only thing she breaks is wind.

re: anNy

{{..u have heard about how i break faces when i get upset sweetumnz?}}

right, whatever...

ali1 is an eunuch who eats goat biryani for breakfast.

tahmedsaab! he`s still funny...the mum insults just got me very angry...why dont these morons talk about their dads? or brothers and uncles for that matter? why mothers and sisters? bohat ghandi baat hae and the really really sad part is they think theyre being these heroes by one upping each other

akash doll, buugger off will ya? dont know what ure talking bout cupcakes..stuka is as big a gadha as ali1...and pls remember ali1 is one of my ppl, and im lil sensitive to ppl saying nasty things about my ppl and especially when theyre fokat mae jumping in..u have heard about how i break faces when i get upset sweetumnz?

Akash #107 ``ali who usually badmouths entire Hindu community`` You think you have it bad? Watch him badmouth the entire Panjabi community, and not just the present generation but all previous generations as well. And watch him go after the mullahs and how certain parts of their body are itching for a tomahawk. ali1 is a terrorist brigade all by himself.

But seriously, I dont know what turned anNy off, thereby causing the ali1 to lose the last person on chowk who thought his humor was funny, but I am sure it was good reason. Ali1 sahib, maybe you need to do some deep thinking about your outlook on life and other people. Dont let the anonymous handle fool you - you are demonstrating your character to yourself here, and that ultimately counts much more towards success in life than whatever reputation you have in real life.

re: Akash # 107

Read # 106 and determine for yourself if your criticism has legs.

Akash, there are very few people who actually try to rise above their own little corner of the earth. Don`t dismiss them so easily. May be we ourselves can learn a thing or two.

anNy

I would be the last person to defend stuka, he can do that rather effectively. But there is a difference between ali and stuka. Stuka has already declared that his jihad is against one and one person only unlike ali who usually badmouths entire Hindu community. Secondly, even in the worst cases, stuka has chosen not to give ali back in his coin over religious matters. He probably could also have made fun of Prophet just as easily as ali makes it almost a point to insult Hindu religious figures. But no, ali is a witty kid gone awry for you, apni aankhon ka shahteer hai, kaise dikhega.

ali1:

``Please realize that ali1 is an anonymous internet handle, not a real person.``

on the contrary mr. rajput; ali1 is a human being who eats, sleeps, walks and as we see, swears...if he chooses to talk bad things at a public forum that is sacred to some, fun to others and an escape to many and then he also talks bad things about relationships sacred to the many, then i have every right to proclaim on this very public forum that i lose any/all respect i had for him..what he would have to say about that is then, irrelevent

``Obscenity and obnoxiousness are in the eye of the reader.``

being vulgar and then defending it is a sad thing ali...be ashamed

Reply # 96 anNy

[any respect i had for stuka`s otherwise intelligent posts and ali`s obvious wit and intelligence, has gone flying out the window...they both are sick mental ugly human beings who are a big fat dhabba on whichever nationality, religion and sect they belong to..]

anNy,

chowk is a place to express your opinions, provided the form and content is acceptable to chowk editors. If there ever was a popularity contest on chowk, sorry, I missed it.

Obscenity and obnoxiousness are in the eye of the reader. For example, mother f--ker and its various vairants are abundantly used in chowk interacts and no one including chowk editors raise an eyebrow. However, they deemed its Urdu/Punjabi equivalent so offensive that they went through the trouble of removing already posted interacts on this board!!

[everyone get together and pray stuka`s daughter falls in love with ali`s son]

Relax anNy. Please realize that ali1 is an anonymous internet handle, not a real person.

Rsaxena/Stuka,

If you call the pig a `Goat` doesn`t make the meat Halal. Get it? I don`t think I need an Ivy League education to decipher that.

Your country is home to a God obsessed, superstitious nation. There is 1 god to every 35 people in your country. Since time immemorial your people have been fooled sometimes in the name of `Ahimsa`, sometimes `satyagraha` sometimes `Ram Rajya` and sometimes `Hindu Nationalism` or Hinduvta. I am sorry `secular` is not the first thing that comes to my mind.

Love

YLH

pullu, mona, layman

you`re right it was BaatoN BaatoN MeiN that Ranjit Chowdry was in ... get those Amol Parlekar movies mixed up ... but I think he was great in ``Lonely in America`` - if you find it anywhere (i rented it from blockbusters) do see it ...

pullu, mona, layman

you`re right it was BaatoN BaatoN MeiN that Ranjit Chowdry was in ... get those Amol Parlekar movies mixed up ... but I think he was great in ``Lonely in America`` - if you find it anywhere (i rented it from blockbusters) do see it ...