Cry, the Beloved Country

Ahmem...everybody...pay attention!

Chowk...like the rest of the world...goes crazy, once in a while; OK! (Thank God; we shrinks have a family to feed too..you know).

-ylh & tahmed had a disagreement..

-ylh started calling tahmed insulting names...

-binifer & I jumped on ylh & used beautiful,colorful language...

-ylh became his usual bakra self & started bleating..

Then crazy things started happening!..

-Saxena & ylh formed an alliance!

-2 shernis started hissing at each other

-tahmed left in disgust..

-ali1 joined the fray..where the F were you when we needed you?!

-then we get subjected to sermons from Mother Teresa.

Binifer..more power to you..its nice to know young Pakistani shernis like anNy & you give as good as you get...men can give gaalis..thats Ok..but Allah forbid if a gal uses colorful language..its not er..appropriate! hah..double standard!

My dear sis,

Chowk is not a church OK...Just because some of us use mirchi masala in our language doesnt mean we wont get a visa to jannat OK..you talk your way & we talk our way..

Besides, when its suits you, you can talk about cutting Saxena`s balls (that is GOOD)...so give all the sermons you want..maybe you will reach jannat by airplane & we will reach it by bullock cart..the latter way is a lot more fun.

Binifer,

When your hormones are raging, just go to a quiet room, assume the lotus position & chant ``shankar..shankar..shankar..``...or better yet..``tahmed..tahmed..tahmed..`` its a very er zenful experience...

Sheesh...some people...I wont mention any names.. walk around in life with a thumb up their butts & want the rest of us to do the same...

Lastly,

Tahmedji,

This is all YOUR fault!:)

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Best wishes,

Subroto

re: ali1/eunuch

someone posted this on another board...you will be relieved after reading it...you are safe, don`t worry...

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re: spout

{{why don`t i smack your head with a mirror first?}}

you already broke it up by looking into it first...too bad

Raveena #102,

why don`t i smack your head with a mirror first?

anyway, i`m not ganging up with ylh against Binifer, i just don`t agree with her on this.

lastly, since i`m still on a roll of ``sermonizing`` i`d like to ask you to stop the taunting, walk away quietly, and don`t look back.

Miss Snippy #105,

your current state of pea-in-a-podness is proudly or not so proudly stated by your highness time and time again on Chowk, so please refrain from the ``oh, that info is not you`` rhetoric on a public forum.

i`m going to take the liberty of ``sermonizing`` you some more and advising (note: not forcing, just advising) you to refrain from posting personal tidbits about yourself on Chowk. not a very wise thing to do, besides that..you won`t have to hear people such as myself make comments regarding your personal matters.

lastly, just like it is your choice to utter profanities to people on Chowk, it`s my choice to ``sermonize`` those in need....it`s only fair cutie pie.

Binifer,

Don`t you realize that some spinsters (and their cyber munchkins) might be jealous of your marriage and motherhood?

MT - Responding to a tragedy in probably the only way he knew best - is considered self-righteous/pompous??? scrambled eggs for brains? I wish this would have atleast shamed the shameless thickskinned pig`s who are still sitting pretty into following suit. But ofcourse with such wonderful enlightened logic like this - why do they even need to?? Bravo - this is indeed the lowest of the low!!

Scout

Would you kindly refrain from refering to my physical state? Unless I choose to address you with my hormones or my pmsing, stay out of it. Do you understand? Also mind how you address me.

(the insults that i exchange with certain interactors are mostly in jest, not really meant to hurt anyone.... and i refrain from using street language and galiyan. i`m not stopping you from using street language/galiyan , just telling you that it makes your message less effective.)

I know what effective is and what is not. To me, talking to Yasser like I did, is effective, if you would again please keep to yourself and your business? Should I need a sermon scout, I`ll let you know. In the meantime, please refrain from interfering.

Yasser

Exactly kid. Vicious cycle.

I am a little perplexed with the Harsh Mander types. They claim they did not like what they saw or what they heard about.

Running away from the problem then does not help does it.

Harsh must be onto bigger things such as a nice posting on a permanent basis with some NGO with a base in NY which takes him to third world villages every third month on jets and chaffur driven cars.

God help us from pompous self-righteous people.

This article shows how deep the rot has taken place in Gujarat:

`In Gujarat hatred is now the only passion`

http://www.indian-express.com/full_story.php?content_id=525

Reply Binfer #.82

``Khothae, itnee aqal tau bazaar sae bhi mil jae ge.``

Behain, Yaserbai snot so intelgent like you, no? You should give sypathy. Hisniyat is good, see. Hedo es not mean to say bad bad thing. Forgive isgood.

Iam not agree with Scout - I think yoush ould be as bad temper as y ouwant,ok? firstlet tham do themself, then talk, haaN jee! Throw plat if youfeel! Good release, feeling better, no? I alsdothrow sometime. but onlyf rom kitchen, not goodset.

ok - tata. youa re star, ok? Byeeee. Iam fan!

re: ylh

{{How about you take your own advice. I thought Tahmed deserved a `telling` post and I gave to him. Why don`t you stay the hell out of my business?}}

right on...show the cranky woman a mirror

re: spout

{{the insults that i exchange with certain interactors are mostly in jest, not really meant to hurt anyone.... and i refrain from using street language and galiyan.}

right on...smack the cranky woman over the head with a mirror

Binifer,

How about you take your own advice. I thought Tahmed deserved a `telling` post and I gave to him. Why don`t you stay the hell out of my business?

Or is `hypocrisy thy name`?

-YLH

re: binifer

...go stick your head in some ice water...if that doesn`t help, try feng-shui...either way, try to stop your psychotic nonsense...

miss snippy #95,

the insults that i exchange with certain interactors are mostly in jest, not really meant to hurt anyone.... and i refrain from using street language and galiyan. i`m not stopping you from using street language/galiyan , just telling you that it makes your message less effective.

pregnancy and hormones shouldn`t be an excuse for uttering profanities. some women actually become better, more forgiving people due to pregnancy.