A Comparison of Fashion

Saxena, Sameer and Tahmed jee

I was in a state of deep meditation sitting in front of my laptop pondering over how to increase the beauty(or handsomeness in males) index of India to achieve parity with Pakistan. Exactly at 2:50:58 PM, Buddha like enlightement struck me and I raced outside my little stuffy cabin crying eureka, eureka to breath some fresh air. Guess what, this is possible if Sameer and myself decide not to propagate our genes. In Sameer`s case, it would bring down the beauty index of Pakistan by one notch. As for myself, I am infact so ugly that I cover my face with mask all the time lest some sweet blond kid has a heart attack. Simply my presence in the Indian community brings down the average beauty index of Indians by at least one notch despite being diluted by a factor of 1bn-1. This act of supreme self sacrifice on my part would raise the average beauty index of Indians and by the grace of God :-) we will achieve parity with Pakistanis.

re: tahmed

...dear uncleji, please remove the brick from your behind and lighten up...most of the posts here are half in jest...cheerio... :)

rsaxena #71 That was a joke (which you didnt get despite your ``hehe``, and which I am too tired to explain). I dont know about IQ, but rest assured that ugly I am not, nor ``single-pasli`` like one of your south indian nerds (as you put it).
Incidentally, I find it interesting that you equate the term ``hindu convert`` with ugliness. This indicates a fairly low self-esteem, and also explains your constant need to belittle pakistanis.

re: tahmed32

{what about us lowly descendants of hindu converts?? }

...so you look ugly but have the high IQ genes to compete with the best of the south indian nerds...hehe

re: pankaj

{3. Pakistani soldiers, the symbol of martial ``tall fair and handsome`` Pakistani race, are all the more respected in Pakistan after having ``successfully`` faced Indian ``onslaught`` for 8 months and having won Kargil war. }

...hehe...i wonder what these people call failure if they call getting an ass whupping ``success`` :)..

dost mittar #64 you write ``and the sialkoti munda migrated to India``
maybe so. but we got the girl that sang (nur jehan).
and i understand she utilized to the hilt (if that is the phrase) the services of the many fine handsome young men she ran into in lahore.

sameerJB #67 hey, forget these pakistan grandsons of the muhammed bin qasim and shah iran and sher shah suri. what about us lowly descendants of hindu converts?? i think some of us could charm any woman off her feet anytime we want.
as for the beautiful pathan men, they dont need any reminders that they are God`s gift to mankind: as anyone who has seen a pathan preening his face for hours before the tiny mirror of the ``niswar ki dibbi`` can tell you.

Why don`t everybody put their picture up on their pages and let me decide if there is any individual more handsome than me. I have height like Mirza Jatt, moustache like Jagga Jatt, hairstyle like Bhinda Jatt, voice like Yamla Jatt, nose like Jatt da gandasa, walk like Put JattaN de, ......
Anybody interested in mitthey ganney, mithet ganney roz choopiye, yaari JattaN de munde de nal laaiye
Hor choopo ganney.........
Pankaj: Actually Pakistani men of Arab, Persia, Afghanistan origin are handsome and that is 80-90 percent of Pakistani men. Okay exclude Afghanistan because they are considered beautiful and not handsome. They are beautiful in rakou and gorgeous in sajda.

I have drawn three conclusions after reading the responses:

1. Indian men are uglier than their Pakistani counterparts. Of course exceptions exist but they may be freaks of nature.

2. Indian girls are uglier than Pakistani ones. Of course exceptions exist but they may be freaks of nature. It is all the more true for Aishwarya Rai with odds of 550 million to one and India will produce another Aishwarya when the Indian pop becomes 2 billion.

3. Pakistani soldiers, the symbol of martial ``tall fair and handsome`` Pakistani race, are all the more respected in Pakistan after having ``successfully`` faced Indian ``onslaught`` for 8 months and having won Kargil war.

shankarsaab:


``Indian men are, in general, uglier than Pakistani men.``


…here i must throw partisanship aside and disagree…no arjun rampals, john abrahams or dino moreas here i’m afraid…

...lookie here...look what some ugly indians did...beat out toyota motor company to win...don`t worry romair, you and urstruly can lead a contingent of paki men to the mr. universe pagent and win something there to keep up... haha...:)


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Fakir Chand in Bangalore

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In support of Romair`s point that pakistani men are more handsome than Indian men, I present the following evidence:
``Teray mukhhray tay kaala kaala til way
Oy moondia sialkotia!
Moondia sialko-o-o-o-tia!!``
Thank you. And Sialkot is in pakistan, not india.
As further proof (if indeed it is required) I present the following specimen of handsome pakistani men:
....drum roll....
Zia the Apeman!!
Nawaz Sharif the Potato Head!!!
....bugels replace the drum roll...
Musharaff the Schoolmaster!!

Hey Handsome!!
#58,

Thats DOCTOR Shankar Shiviramakrishnamaddhupattibhetanbotla...if you dont mind....:)

{{I always wondered where you received your military training. And where you developed your strategic analysis on Indo-Pak warfare. Now I know.}}

See...THATS the problem with soldier boys......trained to THINK one-dimensionally. Thats why Paki Generals lose wars with India, again & again & again...and please remind everyone in your fair homeland that if Generals SUCK...the WHOLE country loses!

A ``war`` is fought with a GOAL in mind..if the goal is attained, the war is WON; if its not, the war is LOST. You soldier boys havent realised that wars are fought NOT just on the battlefield..they are fought on the diplomatic, technological, economic & PSYCHOLOGICAL arena. Thats even MORE relevant when both sides have nuclear weapons..

Boasting about ``kill-kill`` ratios, battlefield tactics is, ultimately, STUPID! Those statistics can be fudged..I mean when Pakistan refuses to even accept the dead bodies of Pak soldiers killed in Kargil; its a sign of ULTIMATE denial of the truth!! The naieve Pakistani public believes EVERYTHING your soldier boy Generals say ! Cant say I blame them...cos admitting that the country LOST a war ESP to cowardly, horribly ugly hindoos is too bitter a pill to swallow.

Let me give you 2 CLASSIC examples:

1)KARGIL: The goal was to cut off Indian troops in Siachen. Did that happen?...NOPE!
Pakistan concentrated on battlefield tactics. By stealth they infiltrated their troops (which they claimed were Kashmiri mujahadeen) to advantageous high ground. By the time Indians realised this (alerted by a ``traitorous`` Kashmiri shephard..RAW gaya tel galli mein..), Pakis were able to kill a lot of Indian soldier boys.

Just in case you didnt realise..the tide was turning in the battlefield..Also, the wily bania coyotes in Delhi launched a diplomatic war. The ENTIRE world scolded Pakistan! Including your ``all-weather`` friend China! NS was summoned to the White House & got his butt chewed off by Clinton! Then came the HUMILIATING withdrawal...NS & Mushy started blaming each other...bam..coup!!

And the naieve Pakistani public thinks Pakistan WON the Kargil war!! Heheh...

2) The ``hool`` war: Now even you are dumb enough to admit I was right...I TOLD you the military build up was ``hool``! One of the goals was to force Pakistan to admit they are behind the terrorist attacks in IOK. What you dont realise was that the ``hool`` was for big daddy America! Y`see when America`s interests are at stake...F*ck ``friendship``!!

America was worried that an Indo-Pak war would RUIN their interests in cathching Al-Qeeda..so they twisted Mushy`s arm! Very diffuclt for Mushy to give America a nice blow job, while America is twisting his arm! So he goes on national TV & announces a STRATEGIC U-TURN!!! Ergo..our strategy failed..back to the drawing board; guys...Big John America isnt ``buying`` the notion of ``freedom fight`` in Kashmir...they are agreeing with India & calling them...GASP! TERRORISTS!!! What a waste of a blowjob!

HAHAHAH!! Even Field Marshall Romair got PISSED at America`s ``ingratitude`` & advocated stronger relations with China! Conveniently forgetting China`s role in this hangama..listen buddy, the fact that China isnt twisting India`s arm is a HUGE diplomatic victory for India! The fact that NONE of the Islamic countries are twisting India`s arm is a HUGE diplomatic victory for India! The fact that India could get away relatively UNSCATHED even after a pogrom in Gujrat is a HUGE diplomatic victory for India!

So did India achieved her ``goals`` with the ``hool`` war??...lets see..
a)Mushy announced a ``strategic U-turn`` & pissed of those same fundos he was supporting..now he has to worry about THEM killing him more than RAW!
b)cross border infiltration reduced significantly enough for India to hold elections in IOK. The ``separatists`` threats of killing any Kashmiri who participates in an election & actually killing some muslim candidates dont endear your cousins in IOK to them. The international community has ACCEPTED the elections in IOK as legitimate...who the F*ck cares if Mushy thinks they are a fraud? A man who has made a mockery of elections in his OWN country has ZILCH credibility to comment on elections in IOK. Only stupid (but handsome) Pakistanis buy his crap!!!..:)))
c)Now that the dust has settled down, India is withdrawing her forces..except in Kashmir..cant COMPLETELY abandon ``hool``

{{After facing off India successfully for the past eight months, they are even more respected..}}
``successfully``??!!! hahahah!! what a bunch of HANDSOME morons! Its STUPID for India to launch a war when Pakistan has nuclear weapons! Jeeze, dont you guys EVER ``get it?!``
Those Indian soldiers who twiddled their thumbs on the frontline achieved a heck of a lot more than you care to admit!

The goal of the GoI:
--hold an election in Kashmir successfully & marginalise & cause rifts between the ``freedom fighters`` & the Kashmiris who are SICK & TIRED of the ongoing violence was ACHIEVED..ya dufus!:)

Hey!!...you guys are HANDSOME...you guys are strutting 12-point bucks in the rutting season...NO DOUBT ABOUT IT!

but you guys STRONGLY lack in the brains dept! The bania coyotes cut you down to size, frustrate you again & again & again...but you bucks are too stupid to even realise it!

I`ll tell you the CLASSIC Pakistani ``spin doctoring``...which you are, undoubtedly an expert at...with this metaphor:

An Indian & Pakistani play a chess match. The HANDSOME , marital Pakistani jumps up & down with joy because ``I killed the Indian`s queen! I killed the Indian`s queen!!``. The ugly, nerdy Indian politely taps him on the shoulder & says...``er..excuse me..handsome..I just check-mated you``
The Pakistani says ``Aw, so what!! I killed your queen, I killed your queen!!!...I AM the Ayatollah of chess!!``

Sometimes I think Allah puts a large amount of a Pakistani`s brains in his prepuce!!
Ergo, please give your women a chance to play chess with us; hahn!?...you bucks SUCK at it...you DONT look at the whole chess board ...& are too stupid to admit it!!:))

BTW, believe it or not, I actually got a 4-pointer yesterday!! Want some venison?..We killed it & bled it completely..so I guess the meat is halal...
BESIDES....MID-MICHIGAN is safe now!!....:)

dullabhatti #59: I think you are taking this too seriously. I think most of the people, including me, are testing their sense of humor

Romair bao: awein gussa na kar laina meri gall da....you do have some truth in your assertions but harping it day in and day out and trying to make some kind of religion or identity out of it is simply bullshit.

main kohjji mera murshid sohna, sohneyaN de sang layeaaN.
sadkay jaawan ehna sohneya koloN, jehna laa ke torh nibhayeaN.

shankar #52: ``Indian men are, in general, uglier than Pakistani men.``

It is good to see that in this world filled with deceit, dishonesty, double-speak, fakeness, there are still a few honest men around, who don`t mind admitting the truth.

``osentsibly to shoot down Bambi`s father with a bow & arrow.``

I always wondered where you received your military training. And where you developed your strategic analysis on Indo-Pak warfare. Now I know.

I don`t think Bambi`s father has too much to worry about. The odds are pretty good, he will still be alive, by the time your hunt is over.

``Have you seen a SINGLE Indian who curses the Indian army the same way many Pakistanis do their army?! ``

This is true. But, even in Pakistan, the people in the Army who actually do the fighting (everyone from the rank of jawan to major/colonel) are extremely well respected. You can look at any newspaper, any critic, any common person`v views, any survey, and they will be at the top of the list of respected Pakistanis. After facing off India successfully for the past eight months, they are even more respected. Everyone from corrupt Benazir to the honest cobbler has a great deal of respect for them and says so publicly. I have first hand experience.

When it comes to Generals, the story is different. Indian Generals are more respected by Indians than Pakistani Generals by Pakistanis, for reasons you have mentioned. However, Chowk is the only place where I have seen a few people put the Pakistani Generals and jawans into the same group of criticism. But 99% of Pakistanis (the people who live in Pakistan and actually know the difference) do not put them in the same category.

``its the NERDS who rule the world, pal...``

I couldn`t agree with this more. You need to keep in mind you are talking to a nerd. I do this stuff for a living. Unfortunately, everyone wants to keep discussing my previous profession with me, rather than my current one. Considering you are an expert on military strategy, would you also happen to be an expert on Software systems? I am sure you have used Windows, which is enough to make you an expert.

And just for good effect, to let everyone know that there are honest people amongst us, who don`t mind highlighting their shortcomings, I would like to requote:

``Indian men are, in general, uglier than Pakistani men.`` (Famous last words spoken by Mr. Shankar Shiviramakrishnamaddhupattibhetanbotla, as he was attacked and killed by Bambi during his famous jungle expedition):

P.S Didn`t Nehru say this before you did? Or was it Valladbhai Patel?