The Election Burp

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PAKISTANI NATURE,

One thing good about romair is that he is the quetessential pakistani. He is educated was in the military, has been in the west. Only a few weeks ago he was proud that jihadists got only 3 percent votes, that was the rpoof that pakistanis are not jihadists. Now he is proud again because the same jihadists have won power, now thay are the liberal democrats, creatings jobs for the pakistanis. Again he is correct, the jobas are jihadic jobs, to become shaheeds so that the arab money flows to the families.

What is learned as part of the curriculum in the schools can manifest as chamelean, always jihadist at heart.

``...I enjoyed poking fun at the sacred cows of Pakistani political priorities.``

hai tuabah!....I`m still shaking ten minutes after reading that...

//....you should never have been afraid of .... backing down on Kashmir. //

Sound advice from Saima. The general has one more chance now - to back down on Kashmir. Kashmiris have expressed what they want - through a very legit and successful democratic process. Kashmiris have voted for peace development - they don`t want no more paki/afgan/arab jehdis running around in their backyard. All that the general has to do now is declare innocently that he accepts the verdict of the people of J&K and slowly walk away from the kashmir`s jehadi mayhem - with his dignity in tact. He don`t have to accept defeat or the fact that so called Pakistani Ideology and TNT have failed miserably - the policy of ``thousand cuts`` has boomeranged badly.

He has the proverbial fig leaf now. He should grab the opportunity now.

This should not be too difficult for him - He has already done this once not long ago - when he walked away from Afganistan - under guise of protecting nuclear assets and Kashmir ``cause`` where as the reality was yet another of the paki foreign ``policies`` have boomeranged badly. Twenty years of investment in blood and money for some elusive ``strategic depth`` went out of the window in just two minute - all it needed was a phone call.

Kashmir ``cause`` is dead. Has the general enough grey cells to grasp the reality now. Judging from the past behaviour - I don`t think so.

*thumbs up*...great read as always...while there are some things i was a bit confused about in your piece i have to agree with one thing...the people who didnt go and vote have no right to complain that the mullahs are coming to power...one of my relatives, he did the same thing...refused to go and vote because he didnt want a nishaan on his thumb!!! later on he was acting up about MMA winning...i told him very nicely to put a lid on it cuz he didnt vote...his opinion simply does not count!!!!

that`s the problem with us...we`ll let just about anyone do us...ravage us beyond recognition...but we`ll still let ourselves be screwed cuz we`re just too darn lazy to go out and make ourselves heard....sensible people??? where??? show me plz and ill show u a cow tht can fly!!

rgds,
samina

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Saima, Samina and Samina:
Very interesting read. First time I read it casually and thought that Saima is lamenting at the masses for not standing behind the Captain / Hero. I was going to respond last night by suggesting a hoard of potential Captains waiting in line at GHQ and that it is better for a nation to back institutions than individuals (Captains and Heroes).
Reading second time, I felt author lamenting at people not voting as one of the Saminas and anNy responded.
Now Saima says that it is tongue in cheek and a satirical look at Musharraf.
Dumb and stupid Sameer becharey ka tau ser hee ghoom gaya. Seven out of last ten articles on chowk are authored by names starting with letter S; bas qayamat aaney wali hae.

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I got taken in... Was just about to lose all hope in humanity (if Saima can be a Musharraf devotee, then....).

Thank you, Saima, for clarifying things. The sun will still rise in the east tomorrow (I think).

A slight digression if I may;

From Dawn (Karachi)



PPP got highest number of votes


By Our Special Correspondent

ISLAMABAD, Oct 17: People`s Party Parliamentarians (PPP), who won 62 seats in the Oct 10 elections, have polled more votes than the PML(Q) which has bagged 77 seats, according to poll statistics released by the Election Commission.

The PML (Q) received 7.33 million votes, 24.81 per cent of the votes polled. But the PPP had 7.39 million votes (25.01 per cent).

The six-party alliance of religious parties, the Muttahida Majlis-i-Amal (MMA) which won 52 seats, including seven independents from Fata, polled relatively fewer votes. It received just over 3.29 million votes, and its overall percentage comes to 11.10. By comparison, the PML (N), which won a mere 14 seats polled 3.32 million votes (11.23 per cent), slightly higher than that of the MMA.

These statistics are based on the results of 269 out of the 272 seats announced by the Election Commission; three results have been withheld due to irregularities or complications.

More people cast their vote in last week`s election than in the two previous elections. They show high turnout in rural areas and villages; in some constituencies over 50 per cent. This figure is much higher than in the cities where polling was slow.

The EC said that out of a total of just over 70 million registered voters, fewer than 30 million cast their vote, which comes to (41 per cent).

The revised polling figures include votes cast by post, but without any significant difference in the overall party position.

Ref arjun_m #17

[Bin Laden backer seeks top Pakistan post]

CNN reports that Pakistan aided North Korea in developing nuclear arms in return for missile technology.

Looks like Dubya may have to revise his `Axis of Evil` to include another country.

Ref faisaluno #15

[also think you give mush too much credit for newfound openness found in pak society. it was n.s who started the ball rolling by taking on the mullah over the changing of the sabbath. i am also optimistic that pakis will not give up on their freedoms. we came through zia and we will come through this. and eventually we will find our khatami.]

You may have to put up with several Asahollah -- er, Ayatollah -- Khomenis and even your Khatami may have to labor under your Khamenei. The latter has been explicitly provided for in the PCOs because the Prime Minsiter can be dismissed by the President.

Ref Field Marshal #8

[People need to have some faith in the poor common voter. He/she loves Pakistan more than all of us, since Pakistan is all that he has. He cannot even migrate out of it. At the very least, respect his/her views. He has initiated a process of kicking out the status quo politicians.]

On the other hand, elections in Jammu & Kashmir are `farcical`. And if the Indian voters turn out the Congress in favor of the BJP, that is the rise of fundamentalism.

Really, I have seen more analysis such as these issueing out of your fundament than acceptance of the fact that there is literally no hope for Pakistan until there is a radical change from its policy of confrontation with India which started on Aug 14, 1947.

Ref Field Marshal #8

[In a national survey carried out by Herald magazine, the top problem according to Pakistanis was unemployment. Threat of war with India was second. Kashmir was around sixth or seventh. Return to democracy was ninth. ]

And exactly where did ``Establishing an Islamic Caliphate in Pakistan`` rank? Or, was that question never asked?

Very interesting article, Saima. Made me think...I enjoyed it :-)

Will give my thoughts later...

A tribute to the great Lahori poet of 20th century, Ustaad Daman.
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Fissile do, Missile lo

saadi paalicy bass ayho.
Fissile dao, Missile lao.

Camp kholo, RiyaleaN badle,
band karo phir DaaleyaN badle,
paise nu apna Khuda kaho..
Fissile dao, Missile lao.

khabay gwanDi nu dewo unglaN,
sajjay gawandi nu wando raflaN,
puThi je paindi jaapay baazi,
Dhihla munh kar, bholay ban rahvo..

Osamay nu pakRo, te Laden lukao,
doweiN paasay,behja behja karao,
eho je veile nai murh murh aunday,
dowiN hathi laddo bhoro ji bhoro...

Wazarat te Sadar nu akhaN wikhao,
kare oon aan je, thallay chuk laho,
jado loRh jaapay, jadoN jee chahwe,
apnay hi mulakh nu ja sar karo..
Fissile dao, Missile lao.....

bhukhay awaam da karo na jhohra,
Europe America ch rakho phera tora,
kade New York, kade Tora Bora,
aidhar di suno, udhar jaa kaho...
Fissile lao, Missile dao.
saadi paalicy bass ayho....