Agent Pinkyfeld

Blimey!!!

Well well well, it did come about after all! A big congrats to Ansari, Shah and Talib. A good read.

Umer M.

Scout love,

The installations that got pasted together were the first effort-there was a lot of confusion in figuring out where all the various pieces that interactors like you and a few other had posted-I dont even know where to look for them...so, my apologies. However, as we have all become well acquainted with your legendary sense of humor, it would be great if you could write another installation... will you?
Big kiss!

Chowkstaff,

Zindabad! You just made my day! :))

Aamir

Samina Shah,

My pleasure! Wo achay din they. . .

heyyyyyyyyyyyy where did the part i wrote go :(

i see how this is

heyyyyyyyyyyyy where did the part i wrote go :(

i see how this is

Subroto and Farzana,

Welcome aboard!

Subroto-Please continue your plot line and I`ll start saving them on disc.

Farzana-Write your installation in :) Looking forward to reading it...

This is wayyyyy too much phun...cannot say I liked dis-dat-shat...it flows quite seamlessly despite the different `characters` (yesh!) that created this. Just keep at it, and anytime you need an erotic verse, just holler. I will come...

And Mullah Mendacity shall follow :)

Lhuv,
Farzana

Meanwhile in a small cave in Afgoonistan a pink carrier pigeon was coming in to land. Ever since the Yanqui had cut off the communication links the organisation had increasing reliant on these fabulous birds. Not only did they serve as a telecom service; their nutrient rich dropping were providing a great source of income. Selling as guano after being smuggled to South America, from where they were exported to the rest of the world. Strangely the largest exporter was a company owned by Jorge Bushfires, the leader of the Yanquis and increasingly the moral voice of the western world. A dumb voice maybe but nevertheless a dumb moral voice.
But we digress from our tale, a crowd of excited members of the organisation had gathered around watching the pink pigeon land. Food rationing since the bombing had dictated that a number of pigeons did not make the return journey if the leader did not deem fit to reply. Yes these were hard days for Al Quidpro the organisation which was once was the terror of the western world. Al Quidpro, whose famed leader Bed Linen once provided cigars to Myknickers Lee Winsky when she played with his pal Clintin , now the ex-president of Yanquis. Times had changed indeed, the once CIA favourite was now the most wanted Trannie in the world (now wanted in that sense of the word of course).
“Make way, make way” a voice called out, “the one eyed one is here”.
A hush fell over the troops as an impressively tall person with a Moshe Dayan eyepiece strode towards the pigeon. Hands trembling he unfastened the message. Quickly opening the paper he glanced through it. His face fell “a letter from the Sheikh” he said. Gloom descended over the troops, the message would have to be replied to, as visions of tandoori pigeons faded from their eyes. What did the message say……

Right, now that I have collected my wits:
Agent Pinkyfeld was an idea that some Chowkies kicked around for awhile. I scraped together some of the scenes that formed a cohesive narrative within the time frame you are reading. Two highly hilarious scenes were lost in the cyber shuffle; one was written by a Chowk writer who shall remain nameless until they choose to id themselves, the other was Zafar Sahib who was the real wit and life of Pinkyfeld. Zafar and I begged an several Chowkies to work on this with us, but apparently you all have lives or somethings and we got a couple of more pieces together, which I lost as well. (I never said I was overly responsible) After 9/11 I didn`t have the heart to continue Pinkyfeld; my little brain apparently could not predict the plans that some men have for us, and scrapped it. Plus spy stories are so so so passe that they might still be in fashion. So who knows what will happen in the future. Thats from my end, and if this parody offends anyone in any REAL way, my er, sincere apologies.
Thanks Chowk Staff for posting this and reminding me how much fun and creativity exists on Chowk. Also, thanks to Ansari (Aamir Sahib, you do not stoop and yet your collar is torn :)) and Tahmed Sahib (you still have a job waiting here for you) and the unnamed Chowk writer whose installment I will post, once I find it.
Now get over it.

ana,
Thanks, doll! Don`t forget to duck! :)

oh my goddess.

hmmm....what fun have Samina, Zafar and Aamir been embroiled in?!!!? this is hilarious. had to laugh at the name Nurse Practitioner Yes.
And the Hindu Jewish spy wins over Mullah Mendacity...hooray! Watch out for the barrage of idiocies from those who will take this faaar toooo seriously.
is there more????!!!!
ana