Islam in Crisis (Part2)

excuse digression please
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sattar2
can u please email me at annythedud@yahoo.com ASAP.
Thanks

harimou,
#107

Hahahahahah!!!
I baited a big fish & toooo bad I was busy this past week not to have the pleasure of frying your achoot brainless butt.....

One day, Harimou the idiot scientist, wanted to experiment on a frog.

a) He made a loud noise beside the frog & the frog jumped...
b) then he cut off all the 4 legs of the frog..
c)then he made the loud noise again...this time the frog didnt flinch

So Harimou concluded: ``if you cut off a frog`s legs; it becomes DEAF!!!``

See..thats what happens when an idiot is educated...he can surf the net OK...but his idiocy doesnt change & is BEYOND help!

OK ..now a POINT -BY-POINT flogging...that too by a JANITARIOL shrink...go dip whats left of your brains in the Ganges..in shame...

{{{Scientists found that brain activity during REM sleep begins in the pons, a structure in the brainstem, and neighboring midbrain regions. The pons sends signals to the thalamus and to the cerebral cortex, which is responsible for most thought processes. It also sends signals to turn off motor neurons in the spinal cord, causing a temporary paralysis that prevents movement.``}}}

Yup exactly right...

Here`s your RETARDED logic: if skeletal muscles are paralysed, the penis becomes flaccid...hahaha!!

{{{Please explain how, if the muscles in the body are body is immobilized during REM, how one can get an erection.}}}

You MORON...an erection isnt mediated by SKELETAL MUSCLES! The bulk of the penis is composed of very specialised tissue called corpora cavernosa. When this tissue is engorged with blood (ie increased blood flow by dilated arterioles) it swells up, becomes firm & rigid. Now, thats basic physiology of an erection...

I guess YOUR penis is contolled by skeletal muscles...every morning Harimou does 10 pushups with his penis to strenghten its ..er ..erectile power!...Hahaha!!

{{The early morning erection has more to do with the pressure of a full bladder than with REM sleep}}

Hahaha! OK OK..I`m going to give you a link where SIMPLE answers are given so even idiots like you can understand. PLEASE PLEASE do not read medical journals...it only exposes your ABSOLUTELY stupidity...

http://www.talkaboutsleep.com/basics/questions101/chapter3.htm

{{I have maintained all along that you are more likely to be a janitor in a psychiatric hospital than the doctor you claim to be. I said in a recent post that you cannot read and understand articles in medical journals. }}

Are you QUITE sure you want me to respond to that?!
Maybe I should have added that to my CV when Pfizer invited me to join their Physician Advisory Panel to study Viagra in clinical Psychiatric Practice..

nasahji,

{{if i may digress from the subject a little -- shanker da -- why most of the subcontinental pysicians in private practice have their wives as their office managers?}}

Physicians are too busy to worry about matters like ``is the patient paying his bill? or what insurance co to bill it to``?

The first year I started pvt practice, I was working very hard & 75% of my patients got away for free; cos I had an office manager who was very..er..``philanthropic`` with my fees. Some insurance companies send the check to the pt & not the doctor. I learnt (later on) that its the doctor`s responsibility to collect fees from pts-- up front. So, in the end some patients started getting PAID to see me & were coolly pocketting that money!

Most doctors in pvt practice do ``pro-bono`` work for the poor at the Community hospital...but in our ``dhandha``, we expect to be paid (but curiously are too ``bashful`` to ask the pt for money ourselves):) Y`see, we doctors are NEVER trained in the ``business`` of medicine in med school or residency; so a naieve doctor in pvt practice can work hard & make peanuts.

Ahh..but not my dear feminazi wife (after all...its a well known secret in middle class Indians; that its the WOMEN who control the money...shhh...we are too macho to admit it!):) So, when the Mrs learnt that people are unfairly getting rich with MY money; she stepped up to the batting crease & whipped the business into shape. She is trained as a Respitory therapist & was always career oriented. But she was burnt out ``slinging sputum``...so she decided on a change of career (Thank God)!:)

However, I think the most important reason why doctors` wives become office manager is the flexible hours it provides. For instance, the wife can go to the office after the kids are gone to school--spend the morning to make sure everybody is billed correctly & the insurers are sending checks on a timely basis--& then come home before the kids are back from school. Its a PERFECT job for mothers with kids.